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His Stupid Face
(THIS BOOK WILL NEVER FEATURE NSFW CONTENT) Ever since Pear saw the dancing banana's stupid face he became the host's biggest critic and ever since Banana caught Pear staring he wanted to know more. *story preview*After the Announcer's intro, Dancing Banana gave the cameras one of his signature winks during his entrance. Pears' face flushed from it, but he rolled his eyes to make the emotion he was feeling appear as secondhand embarrassment in order to avoid appearing like another fanboy in the crowd... In the middle of pears drooling over the constant curvature of the banana man's mouth, they made eye contact with each other. Banana observed Pear focusing very intently on him the entire show, and although he is used to having eyes on him, it still felt uncomfortable to be so closely examined. Throughout the entire show, he tried everything to get the pear to look somewhere else, including showcasing a bonus prize, introducing Boardy, and more, but nothing worked. He simply stared at the pear while wondering, "Why is he looking at me like that?"
pears and bananas // PEARNANA
┈ pears and bananas ┈"I don't know why you keep coming to see the program if you don't like it, but seeing you in the audience makes me very happy..."------- PEARNANA (Pear x Banana / Dancing Banana) Don't read if you don't like the ship- They're human in this story- Soft, VERY soft- English is not my first language, so sorry if some parts of the text are weird- In some chapters I will put a little of my artI hope you enjoy!
The Serpent's Secrets
Sequel to The Pureblood PrinceThe Chamber is open. A snake is released. Secrets are told.
Falsettos reacts to Falsettos ✔️
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐊𝐅 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧...DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF! ALL RIGHTS GO TO WILLIAM FINN AND JAMES LAPINE!started; 14/9/2020ended; 19/8/21
the five stages of grief ⇒ falsettos | ✔️ #Wattys2018
≫ the five stages of grief: a falsettos fanfiction ≪we all grieve in different ways but after whizzer's funeral, marvin begins what mendel calls "the five stages of grief." get ready for an experience like no other in falsettoland. ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎≫ achievements ≪reader milestone: 7000 reads (06.23.2018)vote milestone: 500 votes (04.20.2018)comment milestone: 200 comments (06.01.2018)highest ranking: #1 in #mendelweisenbachfeld
Everything Will Be Alright - Falsettos One-Shots
here are some silly little falsettos one-shots! i will try my best to add a new story each week.im @exexlovers1979 on pinterest, and there you can find my straw page! if you have any story ideas, send them in there and i'll try my best to write them and i will credit you for the idea! thank you guys!
Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen
It is the origin story of the royal family of Mirkwood; complete with all the battles of the First Age.Part I is the story of Orothôn, the father of the future Oropher, the future first Elvenking of Eryn Galen (aka Mirkwood). Orothôn awakens at Lake Cuiviénen (Quendi: Water of Awakening; Nen Echui in Sindarin) beneath the stars in the new world known as Endóre/Middle Earth. He meets his future wife Mîrwen, the daughter of Elmo (brother of Elwë and Olwë). Only Olwë makes it to Eldamar. Elwë falls in love with the Maiar Melian and begins his reign over Doriath as Elu Thingol. Part II is the story of Oropher, the father of Thranduil. He would leave Menegroth (Doriath) to find his kingdom in the Rhovanion, where he becomes the King of the Silvans. He would later die at Dagorlad during the War of the Last Alliance, leaving his kingdom to his son, Thranduil.
NBA ONE SHOTS (REQUEST OPEN) #Wattys2019
NBA One-Shots are for the reader's chance to experience their future or story with the NBA players. Taking request now for the book for it is my first book for the ' NBA One Shot ' Series.
a teeny tiny band ✧
love can tell a million stories, though only 26 will be written about the characters and cast we know and love that make up a teeny tiny band. sorry. but... come right in, the welcome mat is on the floor!
One Hour More || Falsettos
Jason's life has been turned upside down constantly over the past few years. After the tragedy of Whizzer's death, he just wants the ground to stop shifting. But maybe Whizzer's not quite gone after all, and maybe one more change won't be such a bad thing.(thank you to @DannySexbangsCape for the idea! This was lots of fun to write)
★ 𝐎𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐌𝐞! 𝐙𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 ★
𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝★ 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥★𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐦𝐤 ★𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭★𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞
Orlando
A week after Marvin kicks Whizzer out of the house, Whizzer finally decides it's time to reach out to someone he hasn't talked to in a while hoping for help.Meanwhile, Kevin Price is finally in Orlando, with his best friend Arnold, Nabulungi, and Connor McKinley. When he gets a text from his brother, who he hasn't talked to other than the quick "happy birthday" on occasion or a quick "hey how are you" with a short response, he's of course concerned. He ends up traveling to pick up Whizzer, who he hasn't seen in person for at least a year. Of course, somehow a certain Connor McKinley ends up going with him to pick up his brother, who decides that he's going to get the two ex-mormons together.Whizzer decides it's time to restart, and he ends up going to Uganda with his brother, with occasional visits to the United States.When Whizzer gets a text from Marvin, he feels himself torn, and decides not to respond. They end up going to the U.S, and it's not until Jason texts to tell him he has a baseball game coming up, and would like him to come. Of course, Whizzer sees Marvin there at the game and they somehow end up back together.
ME SCREAMING ABOUT NEWSIES
That's a really nice picture of Ben though. HELLO HELLO HELLO. This is just gonna be an irregularly updated book full of memes, pictures, gifs, one shots, and me just freaking out about Newsies. BRACE YOURSELVES.
~I want it all~
A book of Falsettos one shots!!!(Like my bom one shot book, this one will be featuring the following)•Whizzer and Marvin •Trina and Mendel•Cordelia and Charlotte •Whizzer and Jason •Marvin and Jason•Mendel and Jason•Trina and Jason•Marvin and Trina•Marvin and Mendel{And basically everyone!!}
Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III (August 2017)
Welcome to the Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III! Round SIX of this popular event is coming your way the entire month of August 2017 and it's going to be epic! The invites have started to roll out and everyone from your all time favorite Wattpad Super Stars, to USA TODAY Bestselling Authors, to talented up and coming writers are joining us! Check out the first chapter for a more detailed description and keep an eye out on the Line Up chapter to see who is going to be featured for the Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III! Curious how this event will run? Here's the link to the last Wattpad Block Party: https://www.wattpad.com/story/93341338-wattpad-block-party-winter-edition-iii Be sure you add this story to your library, vote and leave comments on your favorite author's posts, and follow me, @KellyAnneBlount, for Wattpad Block Party updates!
March of the False-heteros (Falsettos)
Jason's father is a homo, and he's not quite sure how to deal with it. Marvin's a homo, and he's not quite sure how to deal with it
Gray Roses: A Falsettos Oneshot
People say when you meet your soulmate the word bursts into vibrant color, so what happens when they die? Marvin sits at the foot of Whizzer's grave, and he knows all too well. *TW: suicide*
The Great Escape
Vor vielen, vielen Jahren, als es noch Fabelwesen in der Welt gab, lebte eine Meerjungfrau namens Yara.Sie lebte in den wärmeren Gewässern der Karibik. Sie liebte ihre Heimat und das Wasser, aber sie verbrachte auch sehr viel Zeit an der Wasseroberfläche, um die Menschen zu beobachten.Leider führte diese Neugier dazu, dass sie ein schreckliches Abenteuer erleben sollte.Aber ohne diese Neugier hätte sie nie ihre beste Freundin Amadahy kennengelernt.Nun lest aber selbst und erlebt das Abenteuer mit Yara und Amadahy noch einmal, in der eine kleine Freundschaft ganze Völker wiedervereint hat.Diese Geschichte habe ich gemeinsam mit meiner Cousine @MBDoyle geschrieben ♡ ;-)
Quest of the Spirit: From Suffering to Acceptance
God's spirit works in the lives of men during times of separation, suffering, conflict, and despair to provide solace, self-awareness, and hope. Through Quest of the Spirit, one observes how notable writers learned the truth about themselves and society, and promoted social change. Quest of the Spirit shows how the interrelationship of theology, psychology, and philosophy empowers us to face life as a succession of challenges . Ideas from Einstein, Schopenhauer, Schweitzer, Toynbee, Born, Kierkegaard, Russell, Gandhi, Barth, Tillich, Bultmann, Buber, Lewis, Jung, Frankl, Ayer, Hume, Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Conrad, Spengler, Niebuhr, Jaspers, Heidegger, Newman, Carlyle, Lowry, Freud, Lawrence, Graham, Renan, Hardy . . .