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Behind closed doors
A series of angsty or comedic one shots, so many you'll find exactly what you need!"...Recovery is not a straight line, the both of us have been dealt enough loss to recognise this. I am not ready to give up hope, but I see your tired hands shake; So lean on me in spite of our misery,There doesn't have to be Distance..." - Distance (Brainwashed Shadowsan)Requests are open over on tumblr @mmmaricarmen23
Sparks Collide
An AU where Obama is a drake fan (he might actually be a drake fan considering he listens to lil nas x) 🚨Also, this is purely satire and not meant to be taken seriously or read into🚨Highest rankings: #1 on #notastory#1 on #melania#43 on #inspirational#612 on #obama#42 on #melaniatrump#930 on #inspirational
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
Warning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
CHARMING ━━ social media
━━ ❪ 𖠵 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❫ ❝𝙧𝙤𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙣!❞❝𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜❞when y/n l/n, a third year at hogwarts, accidentally getsadded into the golden triogroup chat‼️ CRINGY WRITING UNTILCHAPTER 8 : HIGHLY REC YOUSKIP CHARMING & READHEXING ‼️#1 in shitpost [11/10/20]#1 in hermionegranger [24/10/20]© 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘
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OMORI Oneshots [ CANCELLED AND ENDED ]
ah yes, omori oneshots.there will only be 60 normal oneshots, 60 shitposts, and a limit of 60 a/n (such as req page)very chaotic and filled with deppresed filled dessertsTHIS HAS BEEN CANCELLED AND ENDED DUE TO REASONS. CHECK THE LAST CHAPTER.
BNHA CRACK 4
Pretty much the title. If there is a ship you don't like, tell me and I'll try to avoid posting them. 2-4 pictures per dayHope you laugh ◕‿◕NOTE: All pictures go to their respective creators.
" -- 𝐈𝐟 𝐓𝐁𝐇𝐊 𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚. "
[COMPLETED] ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ↓Highest rank : 3 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐞
𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒
Some shitty incorrect quotes I managed to scrounge up from the depths of the internet staring YOU! The reader! There might be some references to my Kindergarten oneshot book in here but I guess only time will tell.Cover art by GabyCan'tArt on tumblr
Fate Memes I Found On The Internet
MEMESPs: I don't own any of the pics/memes/whatever in here. Credit goes to their respective creators.
dandelions ; harry potter
in which the hp world has phones*super non-canon*does not follow plotharry potter x ocall characters except delilah malfoy go to JKR and the real author of the hp books, kreacher the house elf
Essence of The Memes
after laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
Book One:I'm the Payment on my Dad's Debt (NaLu ~)
" you're going to be the payment on my debts to him ... "A simple girl named Lucy Heartfilia became the payment on her Dad's debt to a young , cold hearted , mean , carefree , gleefully , caring , cute , multi-billionaire , handsome guy . The only reason why he suggest to her father that she became the payment instead of the money was her body and by the way , the guy named Natsu ... Natsu Dragneel©To Hiro Mashima@SerenadeThisDateStarted: 04-21-2014DateFinished: 05-11-2014
eros; sirius black
in which the hp world has phones*super non-canon*does not follow plotsirius black x ocall characters except leilani cruz, layne cruz, and tina angelo go to JKR and the real author of the hp books, kreacher the house elf
The Rebirth of the Phoenix
Once upon a time, a vanillan king, a fae queen, and their gingerbread son had peaceful lives. In a faithful night, a trajedy occurred... What's the worst that happened? The fall of a prince, a missing queen, and a slumbering king... and the rebirth of an evil sorcerer... Will everything return to as it once was...?Haha slowburn 🌚
Dustberry stuff.
Basically more innocent dustberry. Dust finds Blueberry in a fort of sticks and tries to fight Blueberry, and some weird stuff happens so that Dust is reluctantly living with Blueberry and can't kill him for EXP.
fuck it
[rants/bants] okay this started out as a cute lil story with no real plot and now it's just me shitposting enjoy yourselves!!OLD RANTS BOOK!!new one is tell 'bored'
Jail Story (DenisDaily x BlueNova8)
Denis is put into a random jail cell, sentenced for possible life, though he doesn't have any any idea what he did. Until he meets BlueNova8 and their stories intertwined..GANG DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY 😭
You are my king, and you are my queen
Bungo stray dogs reversed au soukokuDazai took over as boss when Mori mysteriously disappeared, and took odasaku as his right hand man.Chuuya, who had been the one to save odasaku that night, left the mafia a few days before mori's disappearance, and went under the radar before surfacing, 3 years later, as a member of the armed detective agency.As an act of respect for his former partner, dazai pulled back all forces from interfering with the armed detective agency's work, and in return the detective agency did not hinder the port mafia's work.It continued as such for another year, but of course, fate could never keep the two apart and the king and the queen will reunite once more, and cast their wrath upon all who stand in their way.
Naruto :The genius
Smart NarutoIruka and Kakashi are his "parents"The first chapters are a bit cringe but it gets betterI only write at like 2-4 AM or when I'm drunk(You'll know the difference tho)Not really taking this seriously but maybe I'll make you laugh??????