*Book 1 of 3*Y/n Astley is quirky: she doesn't fit in and she doesn't want to fit in. That all changed on a Monday when two new kids joined her band in November of 2021: Grant Grantson and Chad Innit. Throughout all of this, Jaloshin Bungebob, y/n's not-so-secret admirer, relentlessly tries to win her heart with the help of his henchman, Bartholomew Bath. Then, one of her classmates, Mack Fox, warns y/n that her future is not what it seems. Just when y/n thought she was in the clear, she gets called to the principal's office, and her life is changed forever.Made by two friends who may or may not have been writing this joke taken sort of seriously for two years that the New York Times called "Gloriously Odd" (not actually, don't sue us).Thank you Bing Image Creator for making the images for each chapter (the cover is homemade though).
this is my collection of thoughts/free verse. these are the words i cannot say aloud.••••••••••please note that quite a few of the media(s) i will be putting into these pieces are not mine. i most likely found a majority of them off of pinterest and/or tumblr.
Minho messages Pre Debut Han ( 100% sattire. No plot. Just Minho and Han texting. Teenager. Strong words.)
When Satan finds an abandoned baby she will change everything between him and God. Being raised around that shapes the young baby in unimaginable ways. Join her in her journey
a low life peasant by the name of Spam (a can of Spams caned Ham) goes for a walk one day completely unaware of the adventures that wait ahead of him.how will this little can take the journey??? can he Handle the heat?? TW/⚠️ POSSIBLE MENTION OF: HOMOPHOBIA, POSSABLE VIOLANCE AND POSSABLE RACISIM. And let's be real probably more in the future when i get bored and find the inspiration...for more context in this universe the different food types fall under different races having.-Meats-Dairy-Gluten-Lactose-Vegetable-Fruit-Dr0gs-And otherso yeah food racisim exsit now [A Work In Progress]⚠️I wont be updating this story for a while I got bored and lost all motivation⚠️-BA/🤠
❝ 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐒, 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 ❞ortheir friendship is stronger than everbut something doesn't add up. whathappens when feelings get involve? will they drift, or will they get closer?𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗧𝗪𝗢the titan's curse +the battle of the labyrinthstarted: 7 Mar 22ended: currently being edited and republished COVER: @mex-reader | pjo series | -sagemilkk
"You've changed your attitude toward me. You became distant and cold. You even ignored me for weeks. I don't know what I've done, but I'll leave you alone from now on if that's what you want. I'm not doing this because I've been tired of you. I'm doing this because I love you and care about you, even if it hurts me."----+"I always ask myself, am I not good enough? Was I that bad? Did I am not worth it to love? Did I not deserve to be happy? Did I deserve all of this pain I've been feeling since then? did i--"D-did they just use me for fame? W-why do they always leave me? Tell me! Why!??"----+"I am too tired to seek their attention and love, so I am giving up."----+"Now I can say that I'm totally okay. No more expectations, no more disappointments, and finally, no more pain. I'm already healed." -L
Swara and Sanskar who were totally unware of each other identity get tied in scared relationship of marriage.Join them how a night comeletly changed their life.
"parce qu'une fois qu'un sentiment est gravé sous ta peau c'est trop tard" -dans lequel Kris Wilson lutte contre son attirance pour Elijah Mikaelson de peur de voir ses barrières s'écrouler.- 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗷𝗮𝗵 𝗺𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 × 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗢𝗖ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴅɪᴀʀɪᴇs, ˢᵃᶦˢᵒⁿˢ ² ᵃ̀ ³𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒆́𝒓𝒊𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒐𝒏𝒆(©saturnelovers 2022)(complété) 18 [VAMPIRE] 08/07/221 [WITCH] 25/05/221 [THEVAMPIREDIARIES] 20/05/221 [TVD] 30/05/221 [KRIS] 28/05/221 [KAYASCODELARIO] 29/05/22
Montag and Beatty hate each other. They have different views on books and knowledge, they could never get along. Despite this, they ignite something more than just books.
oh no poor y/n is bullyed and abuse at home and at schol but then one day y/n fond herself stuck in a love triangle what will y/n do A Heather and Y/N Fanfic This book is entirely satire so don't take this seriously and make fun of it in the comments. Some of my comments are sarcasm, I don't reply anymoreUpdate once a week
Zuk captures Soka and tries to train him as a warrior for the Fire Nation's soldiers.
When 16 year Unique Name ™ found her hot and rich mate Damien under unpredictable circumstances, her story progresses like every other werewolf book on wattpad.***This is a parody of wattpad werewolf clichés because, well, no one can stop me from writing it.Cover made by @FiftyShadesOfTimmy
*Book 2 of 3*Ashley Harold demands answers. It has been a little over a year since Y/n Astley, Catherine Slater, One Direction, and 5 Seconds of Summer defeated Jaloshin Bungebob. Catherine, who is Ashley's best friend, still hasn't told her what happened. It is now February of 2023, which is Ashley, Catherine, Mack, and y/n's senior year of high school. The bands were just beginning to heal from the events of the year and the tragic loss of their friend, Antouis, when S*mon Cowell uproots their lives and sends them back to high school to attend Degrassi Community School, to Ashley's delight. While the bands are adjusting to the new climate with the help of Catherine, y/n, and Mack, Ashley's life is also forever changed when she discovers her true roots: she is not American, and she has a half-brother who just so happens to be one of the members of 5SOS. The gang tries to process this information and deal with Ashley's persistent fangirling when they discover that Conrad Cowell, S*mon's ratty evil son, is trying to bring Jaloshin back from Ultimate Custom Night with the help of Bartholomew Bath. Despite Ashley's miserable, insufferable personality, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, y/n, and Catherine are forced to help her after they deduce that her life is being threatened by Jaloshin himself, who wants to deport her for being a fake American and take revenge on everyone who had wronged him the year before. Can they prevent Jaloshin's return and save Ashley?Made by two friends who may or may not have been writing this joke taken sort of seriously for three years that the New York Times called "Gloriously Odd" (not actually, don't sue us).
A kiss.Something simple and sometimes a one time thing.But never has it ever turned into an obsession.up until now.****Camden POVI'm supposed to be invisible. Unnoticeable. A nobody. That plan is ruined now I guess. All because of a party.A stupid party.A party where I lost my first kiss to a goddess.A beautiful blonde.I tried to remember but my memory was still foggy. I looked at myself in the mirror trying to remember until it all came back to me.Holy shit.I kissed...I kissed Allison Damaris.
My name is Kusuo Saiki, a highschooler with psychic powers. I try to lead a pretty average life, and I enjoy to hang out with my friends, but they're all dating and I can't help but feel like a third wheel. But there's one thing we all have in common, we love the band Rocking Peach BYS. Your average popular rock band made up of high school students about our age. I can't help but feel a strong attachment to the lead singer Satou Hiroshi who's vocals and looks are nothing less of ordinary and who's entire personality is bland as can be. He's like, my total opposite. I know I shouldn't, but I always imagine a relationship between me and him would be perfect....A band AU Satousai fanfic where Saiki falls for the lead singer. I am writing this because even though there's work to be done on the Naegami fanfic I miss writing the other Satousai fic.
gift for my friend, this is an inside joke.this is also satirehatsune miku is the principal of Royale High. She gets defended from bullies by James from StateFarm, a true chad. They become more than friends 👀
Love is Sacrifice.❝ I don't love you and I never will, because I love someone else ❞ Ian said to Alison, his brows touched together as he looked at his wife. ❝ Who is she?❞ Alison asked as calmly as she could trying her best to keep her demeanor straight, trying very hard not to break down in front the man she has loved her entire life.❝ Ashley, your sister❞ Ian said, almost inaudibly. His heart racing, eyes swimming with guilt. He looked at the woman he married again when she didn't reply for a long while only to find her staring at him with a blank expression. Her eyes so hollow that it made a pang of ache go through his heart.❝ I'll help you win her over ❞Alison replied after a long while of silence, her complete life was turned upside down in a matter of second. Who would've thought that she would be having this conversation with the man she love, the man she was married to.'I'll help him do so till he have her in his arms. I will do it even if it means I have to sacrifice my love for him.' She thought to herself. ***Join the journey of Ian and Alison, filled with mystery and love. This is my first official book on wattpad so please excuse my typos.***(1st Draft)Published: October 26th, 2016Complete : December 31st, 2017***Copyright © Aastha Mishra 2016
Chaeyoung, a million dollar girl who is friends with Tzuyu and Dahyun who are also rich as her, Chae is sick and tired of girls flocking over her. Then she stumbles into a girl and falls in love, now her friends have to help her to get the one she loves.Mina, a typical school girl who is friends with Sana and Momo. Both of her friends want to date Tzuyu and Dahyun, but all Mina wants is to learn and study to get good grades. Until she met someone who will changed her life.A bit of 2yeonPublished on October 22nd 2018Finished on February 11th 2019
Girlfriend dies and the town hold a funeral for her; sadness and angst ensues.
••|2nd in Arranged Series|••Can be read as a standalone. "That was in a bad taste, Ishmal. You even hurt yourself in the process."She sniffed her nose. "I don't care about anything. I want to leave at any cost, Mr. Haider."A sinful smile came across his lips. "Try as much as you want, girl. You won't be getting any way out. So don't tire your beautiful brain by making plans to flee away because I will make all of them fail.""But you should also know that I will keep on trying till I get what I want," Ishmal muttered. Haider lessened the distance between them and touched her earring. Bringing his face near to her ear, he sniffed in the usual vanilla scent of her. "Then do that. I also won't get tired by making this more and more difficult for you," Haider grumbled and the living action of his words came quicker than any reaction when he pecked her earlobe. God, why did she have to show him that she was affected by all of these things that he did?He moved away from her and gave her a knowing look. "Isn't that what you wanted from the start? To divorce me. You should be happy that you are getting out of it before the time. You can label me to your family as you want. I don't really care," Ishmal said. "It's getting late. I have duty tomorrow and I need a good sleep. We'll talk about all this tomorrow," he announced and got up. "Now compensation for whose mistake I am doing? Perhaps Nisha." Ishmal's voice made him pause in his tracks. Haider curled his finger in a fist and turned around to face her. The sudden dark which invaded the black of his eyes made Ishmal almost jump out of her place. But that was the last straw. Her only resort to get freedom was by provoking him by using his ex. But did she do right?~The enchanting moonlight was in their destiny either to make a match for them or to separate them apart ~Start Date: 11.09.2023End Date: 10.02.2024
One of his hands slides underneath my dress and between my thighs, trying to separate them. I press them together harder, and see his facial expression-It was dark, he was clearly getting aggravated at my defiance. His fingernails start digging into my flesh, as I let out a weak sob. My voice seemed to have left me as the world around me became nothing. Was I going to accept this? Eyesight blurry, I become dizzy- intense nausea seeping in. I hope I throw up. I hope it disgusts him enough to leave me the hell alone. What if I get away and he follows me to my mom? What if he hurts her? As soon as the panic comes, it leaves. Had someone finally heard my screams and pleas for help? The old man is knocked off of my body in a blur, and I take this chance to crawl away from his hunched form; My bones aching from the hard, dirty floor. I reach the brick wall, and let myself fall limp on a patch of ivy. I suddenly feel tired, my energy was draining. I feel a heating sensation warming up my chest- spreading like a wildfire; My veins turn a glowing citrus, orange color- but it quickly goes away. Did I see that correctly? Although, the weak feeling doesn't go away. I shut my eyes momentarily, only to reopen them to fill my curiosity. I don't see much because of the black blobs coating my vision. The veins on my arms have went back to their normal blue, as if I hadn't seen them turn any odd color at all. Maybe I was hallucinating. I was only able to witness one thing, and I had a sinking feeling that I probably shouldn't have watched. I was able to spot out a masculine figure grab the old man by his neck, and what I saw next shocked me to my deepest core. His eyes turn an intense silky red as his fangs come out quickly and he gives an evil, intimidating smile. "I'm gonna enjoy this." He states in his low guttural voice as he reaches forward and rips the old man's liver out.
a misunderstanding leads to a twitter feud between two growing streamers and theirconsecutive fandoms.