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[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]][[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]]Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them?Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns?Or are you just bored and found this?Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy!Read at you're own risk.*Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeineI cri
life is ok - a Life is Strange parody
I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so that jock can fling himself into a tornado for as much as I care, but everything is else is facts. Read this page-turning novel with me becoming a mature woman and making mature decisions so you can then get really disappointed when I still end up in the forbidden Sass Room, er, Dark Room. And it all started, when I took a picture of a blue butterfly...okay that's bullshit. I just really needed to pee but these two jerks decided that they should start shooting each other. Turns out that both of those jerks will ruin my life as well.'I love this story just as much as I love you Max please notice me' - Warren Graham'THX BUT WERE NOT FRIENDS' - Victoria Chase'No more mosh pits for you, shaka bra' - Chloe Price'Whatthefuckever' - Nathan Prescott'We can properly discuss your future as a writer in my dark room' - Mark Jefferson(I don't own Life is Strange, sadly. Rights to DontNod)
comfortably alone ○ ellie williams
"please get out..""i already said im not here to hurt you.""you have guns.""you don't?""i don't need one. leave now.""i didn't know baseball bats were more dangerous than guns.""i'll show you how dangerous if you dont leave.""you seem to live comfortably here.""i am and i'm comfortable alone. i don't want you here. at all."
Bill And His Cipher
This will be my first billdip fanfiction and I'm not that good so please I would like it you guys reading this book could give me advice on how I'm going.Disclaimer (I do not own Gravity falls nor majority of the characters in this book.)
Bad 5SOS Puns
So basically the title gives it away For those who still don't know, this is a puny book, basically just puns and jokes and all that shit 😉DISCLAIMER: the jokes are not mine unless I said so .HIGHESTBadpuns #8Clifford #291Hemmings #473
Ninjago FNAF
A story with the ninjago characters and me working at freddy fuzbears pizzaritta
MergePunk: An Ooorah & WattpadPunkFiction Anthology
In this latest @Ooorah anthology, we team up with Wattpad's own @WattpadPunkFiction. Inspired by a round theme from our Wattpad-famous SmackDowns, sci-fi writers will be challenged to craft a kickass story with one cardinal rule: They must first randomly generate and then merge a -Punk sub-genre and a non-Punk sub-genre.From now on we shall call this noble goal...MergePunk!
![Seapunk Princess [Short Story]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/266098458.jpg "Seapunk Princess [Short Story]")
Seapunk Princess [Short Story]
Winner of @WattpadPunkFiction's "Song of the Punk" Contest ---Sixteen-year-old mermaid, Princess Ara, decides to buy her freedom by tricking her father into turning her human. Before the king realizes what he has done, Ara steals his crown, the source of his power and falls right into the arms of a pirate. Determined to set her own course and using her sea powers, she sets out to become the most feared captain in the ocean.----------------------------------------------------▪️Winner of @WattpadPunkFiction's "Song of the Punk - Pirate/Ocean Punk" Contest----Copyright- @AuthorCassidyKateCover created using CANVA PRO Started- Highest Ranks:# 1 oceanpunk# 495 punk # 784 ocean# 927 mermaid# 451 sirenIf you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to Wattpad. Thank you!
𝔼𝕪𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖 (𝔽𝕦𝕜𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕒 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕙𝕖𝕚 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕
Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you guys really communicate but.woth your eyes like girls do. So when you cry over a plant that died he can't help but comfort you.Fukunaga Shouhei x reader
Madagascar and OC! REWRITE!
Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity. Unexpectedly, two animals escape following Marty's dream to go to the wild. The rest follow suit for a rescue mission, and after a series of events, find themselves washed ashore on the eponymous island: Madagascar.NOTE: This is a rewrite of the original story!
A Needed Change
Y/n L/n has been living alone with their nightmares for a long time. What happens when a skele-ton of monsters appear in their house? Will Y/n accept them and their flaws or send them packing.You'll just have to read and find out.....No skeletons were harmed in the making of this storyI do not own Undertale (belongs to Toby Fox)or any of the Au's that may be mentioned.Fresh is present so expect censored and creative cursing I'm new so please no hateThank you
Madagascar And OC!
Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity. Unexpectedly, two animals escape following Marty's dream to go to the wild. The rest follow suit for a rescue mission, and after a series of events, find themselves washed ashore on the eponymous island: Madagascar.(I have a few themes that are inspired by AlanAlexHolc. I'm not copying them, so I just wanted to make that clear. Hope y'all enjoy reading!)
lmao • larry ✔
louis: wow i'm so fucking gaylouis: i love dicklouis: you know what i love even more? harry: whatlouis: you!harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louislouis: we're fucking dating, idiot • @smolouisstarted: may 2018
![Don't judge a book by its cover.[Percabeth]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/47906244.jpg "Don't judge a book by its cover.[Percabeth]")
Don't judge a book by its cover.[Percabeth]
Percabeth high school AU- Annabeth Chase, a perfect girl with a perfect life. She's popular, pretty and respected throughout the whole school. Cue Percy Jackson. A widely mocked, annoyingly attractive troublemaker with a slightly unhealthy taste for black clothes. These two polar opposites are just what the other needs to flip each other's worlds upside down and watch the chaos it causes...-Any pjo/HoO characters unfortunately don't belong to me but to Rick Riordan and the cover art is not mine.-
Strawberries and Apples (Bleach x Death Note IM Fanfic)
An internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.
WANTED FOR PLEASURE. {Angelina Jolie/You}- Book 1.
🎶Wise men sayOnly fools rush inBut I can't help falling in love with youShall I stay?Would it be a sinIf I can't help falling in love with you?🎶⚠This is the first book and the second one has yet to be released so read it!⚠Angelina is 22. You are 22 and G!P
A Change Of Heart (Camren AU)
Camila the school badgirl who would punch a teacher if they took out her headphones and has a bad family life has been trying to get Lauren the good girl with a boyfriend and good grades to notice her since freshman year but now it's senior year will the girl Camila's been trying to get finally notice her or Lauren's always noticed Camila and Camila never noticed herself.Highest Ranks: Camilacabello:#3 CamrenAU:7
✔ ▬ Romeo & Oreos 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋
"DID YOU JUST-"OR IN WHICH TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE OVER PHONECopyright © hopelessr0mance 2018 | male oc x female oc !COMPLETED JULY 15, 2018
You can SAVE them... (A Sans X Reader Fanfiction)
Revised and re-uploaded!! (Got rid of all those author's notes heheh)You're pretty much just minding your own business when you're suddenly pulled into the world of Undertale!A connection to a world you're fond of that you can't seem to remember...Why did you leave?Why can't you remember anything?And why does your soul look so... scarred?Questions may plague you, but hey! At least you have your not-so-fictional crush around to distract you and make you laugh till your face hurts!As for all your questions?Read on, and hopefully you'll find your answers!Sorry, no lemons or smut.(P.S: Reader may be a little depressed, and may also have gone through some trauma, not gonna lie. If you don't like graphic scenes, do not read!!! Certain characters can be a bit...murdery.Trigger Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Blood, Body Horror (i think).Any other Triggers that are not mentioned here will be in BOLD at the start of the chapter and will NOT affect the story, they will be labelled/marked so you will be able to skip over them!CREDIT FOR THE COVER IMAGE GOES TO STARBEAM!!! If you like the cover, definitely check out Starbeam on Youtube, their Sans meme videos are FANTASTIC!!!
|~| Werewolf x Black Dog |~| A Sirius x Remus Story
Sirius is hopelessly in love with Remus. Can he win over his friend? Or will he be forever lonely?-BAD PUN WARNING :3-
Poems
So, I started writing poetry a couple months ago and I finally grew a pair and decided I'll publish the stuff I've written and add new poems as time goes on and life gives me something to write about. So... At the moment, I have some kinda depressing poems, but I'm hoping that my future will brighten things up... Including what I write.
Notice Me Senpai
doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" wayyeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean?snaccjacc: he means 'how do you make a boy look at you in an "i wanna bang" way and not in a "let's be just friends ™" way doublebillion: yesjaebae: i have several questions
We have the power
Normani, Dinah, Camila, Ally and Lauren. 5girls who go on 1 field trip to the museum of power, superhero powers. Will these 5 unlock there powers?*Short Story*The girls don't know each other at all. We have a girl who keeps to herself and study's when she can, a popular cheerleader one, a captain of the basketball team with full gayness, a girl who's always on the computer and the one who is genuinely caring about others but also very clumsy. Secretly they all have their secretes. Would these girls get along? Do they have a choice if they want to save the world?Read to find out.