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The idiot waved back

The horrid communication between strangers.

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Choosing A Vampire Queen

It's that time again! The time where 1 girl out of 100 is selected to marry the future vampire king! Win and you get a lifetime of riches and happiness. Lose and well, you die. Have fun and fight hard!Annabeth, She is one of the unlucky among the 100 who has been chosen.A strong willed woman, who is meant to change the world and the destiny of other girls who will get put in her position. Will love get in the way? Will her destiny lead the way to a changed world? Will she change the path for women around her?Enjoy the journey of watching a woman fight for her life in hopes to rule a kingdom that isn't hers with the power she is intended to have.

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GHOSTSHIP (kinnporsche)

Just not main ship, otherwise anything is welcome.

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gothic storyboard: the actual story

started out as a school assignment; was a little too limited so here i am.

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Awakened Emotions (Ferriswheelshipping) (N x White/Touko/Hilda)

(Ferriswheelshipping) (Possible lemons) After the final battle, N decides to protect White from the revenge stricken and bloodthirsty Team Plasma. However, their relationship evolves much further than either of them expected, and N finds himself falling in love for the first time- with White.

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Bloodbath || A Batsis OC Fanfiction

She's the spare, the extra, the unwanted. The thrown-aside twin of the Heir. She wasn't meant to be born.She was weak, vulnerable, emotional.It made so much sense for her to turn.It made sense for her to run. Running gave you a semblance of control, of domination over your life. Running gave you freedom. Running made you seem like you had some sort of power, and she needed that feeling, if only for a second.But what she didn't know was that once she ran, she'd never find her way back home again. 5 years since Aria Al-Ghul Wayne disappeared without a trace, gone since the night she ran out of the Manor in frustration. The Batfam are torn but still going on by, every little thing reminding them of the one they couldn't save, the one that got what she didn't deserve. The five year case drags on into a reluctant close by the police, but the Batfam still wait with the light on every night, hoping that somehow, someway, their little Aria finds her way back home again.All of a sudden, they find themselves fighting for their lives against a new, bloodthirsty villain hellbent on tearing them apart. An unknown villain, taking rise in Gotham City, more terrifying than ever before. They know they have to take them down before anything more happens to their family. Before they break apart again.But this time, when the truth is finally revealed, the evil wears a familiar face.One of the girl they could never save.

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MOMENTUM || kinnporsche spin off

Theerapanyakul family wasn't a family to mess with. Theerapanyakul were ruthless and bloodthirsty monsters, that crushed anything that tried to disturb their perfect game. Nathan knew this very well. That's why he decided to play his own game and escaped before he could be turned into an obedient pawn. However, he didn't know that playing on his own couldn't last too long. Eventually, Nathan must return and face his greatest opponent, and not just only one. Here, where chess takes on the metaphor of life, victory is no longer clear. The book is a kinnporsche "spin - off" with the inclusion of a new male protagonist.

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Random Fandom × reader oneshots! (Requests closed!)

These are some × reader oneshots based on the fandoms I like! There is also a lot of anecdotes and other mini things I write, to get it off my mind! Enjoy! Credits go to all of the creators of these shows/movies!Disclaimer: any and almost all author's notes are from 2023 or early 2024. Some of the views from these A/Ns may not apply anymore, and I may not be in the fandom for them anymore. Thanks for understanding!

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The Withered Land, The Empire Falls: ABYSSIUM

"The Withered Land, The Empire Falls: Abyssium" is another early tale in the epic saga of D'Spayr's haunted youth, set three years Earth-time after the events of "Hell's Avatar" and nine years BEFORE he meets his comrades, Nygeia and Lumynn. He falls into the role of sellsword as he infiltrates the cabal of thuggish, bloodthirsty criminals among the forces of the government's army while assigned to the soon-to-be decommissioned moonbase of "Pex'Insava" orbiting some 380,000 miles above the surface of Teshiwahur. There, along with his scheming and duplicitous brother, he meets the artificially-evolved super-soldiers called "The Fae-spawn" and he accepts duties in one of their brigade-units as a mercenary consultant. The brigade runs afoul of a clandestine scheme to conquer Pex'Insava by insurrectionist terrorists using the Emperium's own fascist, anti-human mutant force, a ferocious Special Operations Counter-Insurgency military unit known as "The Nahztreme". Once the conspiracy is revealed, D'Spayr finds himself hunted and friendless except for the camaraderie of one of the most advanced members of The Fae-spawn, a vengeful, godlike super-being known as "Anthus Rohggym", and an enigmatic, moonborn woman-warrior named Reihn Valkonurr."****************************************************************************************** Phenominal cover art by Stefanie Saw: @seventhstar

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Alluring His Wife: The Evil King's Fifth Consort

She was a famous plastic surgeon in the 21st century, both at home and abroad. But one day, she transmigrated to become a young lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion and got bullied. The concubine hung her up and beat her, forcing her to marry a fifty years old general as his second wife! But unexpectedly, she received an imperial edict and was asked to marry the emperor's fifth son - the Evil King.Who was the Evil King? A gunpowder explosion destroyed his appearance and one of his eyes. After waking up, Evil King's temperament changed drastically. The handsome young man became a bloodthirsty and cruel tyrannical king. This was not even the most frightening thing. It was said that the Evil King had four wives, but none of them had lived over a month!Last night, the Evil King's fourth wife died. Today, she was tied up and sent to his mansion ...

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Draconic | ✓

started late 2017, completed as of the 27th of December, 2019. it's old and messy but it was my first proper story that I worked hard on and finished :)Tsaganari is almost definitely the last adult dragon alive. All sixteen hatchlings are her responsibility and dragonkind's future. But, these dragonets didn't hatch normally. They're bloodthirsty and animalistic, motivated by primal instinct. They hardly resemble the proud and complex dragons of the past, with intricate societies and ever-growing knowledge.It all would've worked out if it wasn't for humans.Istania never thought her two-week holiday to Iceland would be confusing, much less dangerous.And yet, she ends up being knocked out outside her hotel and re-awakened...in a cave full of dragons, for crying out loud.The world as she knows it has faded, giving way to one that's wild, involving running for her life countless times, flying, and even...relationships.However, after all this, Tsaganari's intentions have never been very clear. Just as everything seems to be settling down, she tells them the truth.The truth, that turns the world upside-down. +|~*~|+Copyright @DragonPower05 on Wattpad, 2018. Please do not steal or copy any of 'Draconic'. All of this came from the author's imagination, any relation to plot or characters is a complete coincidence. Credit to @iileovaldezii for the beautiful cover.

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Candlelight (TROTSH x Male OC)

Changed cover to be more ✨aesthetic✨This is a medieval oc insert from a place somewhat like the world that Shield Hero takes place in but without the video game system and fantasy creatures *cough* foreshadowing *cough*Alternative summary: Medieval fantasy dude with trauma? somehow gets transported to the shield hero world, has to figure out the video game system, gather items and stay alive while dealing with the king for a month before shield hero actually starts. And also a few things from his world got transported there just to make his life miserable. Re written because it was cringe and incredibly basic, you could find many out there that were pretty much the same thing. First (attempted) Re make date: 10/3/22Re release date: never it was too edgySecond re write: 3/25/24Publishing date: 5/16/2

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Misfit Adventures pert thwee

GUESS WHO'S BACK BABYDamn Neda back at it again

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You fell FOR me first!

Arm and Pol have been best friends since freshman year of college. They live in an apartment with their friends Big and Ken who have been dating since final year of college.Arm and Pol have hidden feelings for each other. A certain incident at their office pushes them to confess to each other and they start dating. After a few weeks, things get complicated and they split up. Big and Ken take it upon themselves to reunite the 2 lovers after months of separation

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The Voices... They Cry For Blood (Technoblade Fanfic)

What if Technoblade was driving insane by the voices?What if he gave into their cry's for blood?What if he would do anything to shut them up?What if...TW:Murder, death, gothichorror, angst, suicide, mention of blood, implication of gore, sacrifice, no happy ending

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Eclipse

The Chosen One is made up of light and dark. Good and evil. Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader. But what is the difference? The one himself does not even know. After a terrifying vision, Anakin learns of his destiny and looses a fight in his dreams. Unknowingly releasing his alter ego, Darth Vader a ruthless, bloodthirsty monster. After a series of massacres, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Padmé Amidala must find the murderer and bring him to justice. They notice a strange shift in their friend... But Anakin and Vader are not seperate. They are one and deep down, they both know this. Anakin is a Jedi but so is Vader. Vader is a sith lord under the guise of his masters vice chancellor, but so is Anakin. They share the same body and mind. Unfortunately, it makes it easy to be framed. Both entities fight one another to the edge of the cliff constantly, seeking domination of the Chosen one. But there can be no domination when both are equal. It is simply the will of the force. Their 'father' has a funny way of doing things. But will they accept their coexistence? or will the light and dark destroy the Chosen one? Note: This is a much different discription than the one on the poll in my other book "Can You Love Me Again." But I really hope I have surpassed expectations! Remember to comment and vote!

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Joyriding ☾Frerard

Frank Iero wasn't a normal teenager. Gerard Way wasn't either. Frank was emotionally unstable, Frank was suicidal, Frank was paranoid, Frank was just having trouble with his own life. At first, Frank thought he had some sort of schizophrenia, since he would talk to himself from time to time but it turns out he wasn't right. He just made up scenarios that weren't real what so ever. When Frank was 17, he was one of the victims in the car accident where his parents got killed. His father was the cause of it due to being drunk. One year later, after all the hell he'd been going through, he decided that living with his Aunt was a better idea than staying in New York. Frank didn't know that Gerard and himself were going to be in the same school again after all these years. ***People thought that Gerard Way was sort of 'crazy' in the mind. Well, Gerard thought he was perfectly fine. Of course he was going to think that. He wasn't an 'insane' crazy, no, he just had a disorder that made him somewhat different from the crowd, right along with Frank. Gerard had a Borderline Personality Disorder which caused him to have sudden mood changes every second at random times of the day. Gerard was a compulsive liar too. He lied to his parents, to his brother, to his friends, and most importantly, to Frank. He bullied Frank only to cover up all the lies he felt towards him over all the years they knew each other. It was either hurting Frank or hurting himself; hurting the people he loved or doing illegal drugs. But Frank didn't do anything about it, he just let it happen. He couldn't control Gerard, but he sure as hell could control himself to prevent Gerard from doing that. But one thing was constantly on Franks' mind that made him scared of Gerard in the first place:Did Gerard really love Frank like he said he has or did he just use him for something else? Frank didn't even know. He didn't even trust Gerard anymore, let alone himself.

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Exiled from Alencrine

In the distant future, most of the Earth's citizens live in underground cities to escape the nuclear fallout from World War Three. Phirre is a teenage deliquent who joined the most vicious gang in her sector when her father died. Caught dealing arms by a government that will do anything to preserve its appearance as a utopian paradise, she is exiled to the surface, where bloodthirsty carrion circle the yellow sky in endless circles, and the mutated wildlife is likely to kill you on sight. As shock upon shock pile up, how will she cope? Or more importantly, will she cope?

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Why I hate/love my class

I share the many things my classmates have done that either pissed me off, or made me love them forever. So ya, enjoy✌🏼💕

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The Dostoyevsky's

Atsushi has been missing for two years after the Moby Dick accident what happens when the Ada and pm finds that Atsushi back and with a different organization.Read to find out😝~ships~Shin soukoku Soukoku RanpoeKenji x Kyoka Yosano x KoyoHiguci x GinFyodor x Nikoiala little bit of fukumori This is my first time writing a fanfiction so don't be mean Characters aren't mine except for OCsAtsushi may are may not have a couple other abilities Atsushi and chuuya are god vessels

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Me Trying to Debunk Vocaloid Songs!

My brain likes to figure out songs like Paradichlorobenzene and The Skeleton Orchestra and Lilia. It wasn't until I read the comment section that I found out they were meaningless...Let's just say, I was pretty disappointed.So here, I debunk the theories on my own! Lilia, Benzene Series, and KagePro will all be included. Heck, even suggest me songs or series you want me to debunk. Because some series makes no sense at all... Benzene.

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Alien Tongues  ~Humans Spines Book Two~

The sequel to HUMAN SPINES, a 2016 Wattys winner!It's been seven months since the Opaque struck the desert and ravaged the Demon's caverns. Seven months since the Reaper-Mother gave up. Seven month since Dumaine last spoke to Emmeline. Seven months since Hans died.Huddled in a house perched on the crest of a mountain so remote only Demon's come to visit, Dumaine has come to learn a simple lifestyle. Expect nothing (except the daily drop ins from rampaging gangs of bloodthirsty Translucent), and accept everything (especially the learning opportunities provided by the aforementioned Translucent's resulting corpses).But while time seems to have frozen for Dumaine as he waits for Emmeline, it lurks forward beyond their snowy alps, creeping toward the shadow of the Opaque's threats until one evening they find five human strangers hidden in their home. And one of them is dead.

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Escaping Gunpoint

This novel takes place in the slums of Miami Florida and focuses on the life of a young adult girl stuck in a criminal lifestyle. This fictional story is full of betrayal, bloodshed, and lust as the main character, Ashley King, fights her way out of her father's gang with the help of a young rich man named Nicholas Weston. There are several obstacles that will get in their way; one being Chase Williams, a childhood friend and 'coworker' to Ashley King. Nicholas Weston, Ashley King, and Chase Williams play vital roles in this violent story. This story becomes more impactful and passionate with each detail that defines Nick, Ash, and Chase because they are the writer's playground. They all will form this beautifully dangerous love triangle that will make Ashley's world rearrange itself, which will keep readers on this tightrope of emotions.

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A Determined Smiler (In Test)

[Written by Júlio]The League of Villains was severely lacking in resources and manpower. One day, Dr. Garaki instructs them to travel to Mount Ebott, which is surrounded by legends that humans who try to climb it never return. In an accident, Himiko Toga falls into an abyss, separating herself from her teammates. Upon waking, she discovers a new world, and that the reality there is different from what is seen on the surface. Will the blood lover continue her journey back to the surface continuing with her violent and bloodthirsty instincts or will she try to find a pacifist way to continue?[Note: The cover was made by me, but with art from other users.Toriel, Papyrus and Sans art by: kamezaemonChara art by: DlaBlo di danteFlowey art by: CoraWARDUndyne art by: Maximillian SchmidtAsgore art by: Donna and KatrealAlphys art by: I don't know, and if anyone knows, please tell me.]

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Dangeros

In 2020 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify human, giving them enhanced speed, strength and brainpower.Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of 'Y' chromosomes, thus isolating the effects to men.The serum was a success and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release. What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body's incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speed up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path. No one was safe ...... except the women. #Action#Science_fiction#Zombie#Mistry/thriller

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Outlawed

When Magic gets Outlawed in the Kingdom of Chion, ten people are chosen to protect the Kingdom.

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