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Pickup Lines

Funniest pickup lines ever

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Pickup Truck • BTS✅

Because of a pick-up truck, 9 teenagers who ran away from their homes were gathered.A BTS x Reader FanfictionWritten by: bluedasra

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Pickup lines

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't dislike) oh and follow me. Thank you <3

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Pickup Lines | ✔

Just a bunch of pick up lines that will make you laugh and smile.These pick up lines are not mine.• Third Place Winner for The Flavored Awards 2018 !

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PICKUP LINES // HHJ✔

❝I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?❞ ㅡ 이민지한테 황현진에게.

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Cringy pickup lines

((Completed))You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of ALL Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, if you need some of my* pickup lines, you're welcome anytime❤*Not all are mine. I give credit to you if yours is in here.*

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𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 | han jisung

he told her a pickup line everyday just to get her attention.

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Quick Transmigration System: Male God, Come Here (Arc 1-3 - PiperPickups)

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.CEO, Emperor, General... Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just... why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: "I will never let go of you."Bai Weiwei: ".............."Note: I am Endless, a translator on Piper's team and all translations come officially from her website. This book contains Arcs 1-3. If there is enough support, I will continue and post the next arcs in following books. Original Author: 凤梨糕. Original Name: 快穿系统:男神,你过来Original TL postings: https://piperpickups.wordpress.com/Novel Updates: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/quick-transmigration-system-male-god-come-here/

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Quick Transmigration System: Male God, Come Here (Arc 4-5 - PiperPickups)

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.CEO, Emperor, General... Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just... why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: "I will never let go of you."Bai Weiwei: ".............."Note: I am Endless, a translator on Piper's team and all translations come officially from her website. This book contains Arcs 4-5. If there is enough support, I will continue and post the next arcs in following books. Original Author: 凤梨糕. Original Name: 快穿系统:男神,你过来Original TL postings: https://piperpickups.wordpress.com/Novel Updates: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/quick-transmigration-system-male-god-come-here/

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Quick Transmigration System: Male God, Come Here (Arc 6-7 - PiperPickups)

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.CEO, Emperor, General... Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just... why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: "I will never let go of you."Bai Weiwei: ".............."Note: I am Endless, a translator on Piper's team and all translations come officially from her website. This book contains Arcs 6-7. If there is enough support, I will continue and post the next arcs in following books. Original Author: 凤梨糕. Original Name: 快穿系统:男神,你过来Original TL postings: https://piperpickups.wordpress.com/Novel Updates: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/quick-transmigration-system-male-god-come-here/

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Best Pickup Lines ~

ENJOY :) xx

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Funny Pickup lines

Funny pick up lines

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40 Great Pickup Lines

There all here...well 40 of them anywayA YoMamma production

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Pickup ˚ ✞ . Andy Biersack

"I picked her up at a gas station, Now I'm in love with her."--#1 in following tags:Andy Biersack Andy blackAndy sixxBvbBvbfanficBlack veil brides

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Funny Pickup Lines

Read the title!!These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough.Enjoy.Example:- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

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Dumb pickup lines

You single?Lonely?And want a gf/bf?Well why the fuck are you here then!!JOIN TINDER 😂😂

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pickup lines | min yoongi

'my favorite letters in the alphabet are u r a q t. -khj'"what the fuc-"-in which a girl who's personality is the total opposite of yoongi's tries to befriend him by sending him pickup lines every morning.book four of bts seriesdiscontinuedlowercase intended

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Pickup Lines

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.""Uh Donnie? I just want pizza breh."¤¤¤In which Donnie just happens to be in love with Mikey, but there's just one problem: He sucks at pickup lines.Yes this is a 5 chapter story. I got bored and then boom! This was created. Enjoy this short story :D

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100+ Pickup Lines

Use these pick up lines at your own risk. I only suggest using them as a joke or around friends with a good sense of humor. Also towards the end there are some minecraft pick up lines heh heh heh have fun with those. Will change the title if i decide to go above 200 :p

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𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬.

[ 𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠. ] he abruptly shows up outof nowhere with new pick up lines up his sleeves.

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BIBLE PICKUP LINES

~ for those people who want to try from a new angel, I mean, angle~Y'all need to tell me the story if these work for you ;)

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pickup lines

pickup lines

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Pickup Lines

tbhk characters flirting{COMPLETED}

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𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐩 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐣𝐢𝐧

Seokjin and Hoseok broke up a month ago and Seokjin tried to win Hoseok back by sending him pickup lines through text

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Pickup Lines

in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.

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Pickup lines

It is Malec (as you can say from the cover) there will be pickup lines and incorrect. But mostly pickup lines.

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