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Lolz for everyone

Most of these are not mine so yeah

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the shifting diaries

a reality shifting guide: tips, methods, and experiences this is meant to be a safe, positive, and welcoming place for shifters. negativity is not welcome.

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CRAZY COUSINS  ● Park Jimin and Reader ●

"She is your cousin Jimin for god's sake , you cannot have feelings for her"."Exactly". He replied blankly.

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•Badass gurl•

~When the popular boy group-BTS come to their new school, they are surprised to find the owner of the school's attitude like that...But they dont mind..they just wanna get closer to her and feel her..not all of them feel the same about her..5 are brother-like, 1 is her brother and the other *smirk* turn the page and find yourself in an Adventure with Y/N~

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Kim Jong-hyun

Something I wrote on Twitter in memory of Kim Jong-hyun.

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Fucked Up; A.F.I

"welcome to the group where everyone in their own way is fucked up."all rights reserved//Drizzy Dallas{intense feels may occur}

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N.E. Heartbreak

BET has never had a hit like this. The three day New Edition event spawned a movement, a reality tv series, and now, the #BLACKBOYJOY Tour. Keith was geeked to spend the entire summer on tour with his boys, of course the beautiful green eyed production assistant wasn't hurting things any. Harmony James was floored, she was going to spend her first summer out of college working as an assistant producer for a major tour that BET is sponsoring, this could be her big break, an opportunity to do what she had waited her entire life for! That is, if she could keep her hormones in check and not lose focus over the tall light skinned guy who kept winking at her during meetings.

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Cloudburst  / YokLongtae [ complete]

I need them to kiss in the rain after a fight, one running after the other, drenched from top to bottom, confessing their love.(me @rayssunflower on twitter)I wrote this for a euphoriasfairy because it was their tweet which inspired me to write it.Euph I hope you enjoy, even though it's short 🫶🏼

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Soul

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When The Game Isn't Being Played

Auden had a normal teenage life, but due to a cheerleading accident and the betrayal by one of her best friends, instead of having the roll of the captian of the cheer team she finds herself on the field as the football team’s water girl. Now, on the brink of social suicide, Auden is stuck going to hot after school practices and away games with sweaty hormonal boys. Although the perks of this job were watching the varsity football team play shirtless it was obvious that during practice the players would talk about how many girls they’ve hooked up with or how big they’re jock straps were. But what these boys didn't know was that Auden hears everything. Who would have thought that these players’ secrets were as big as they’re egos?

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I don't even know

Read if u hv too much time to waste...(:

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Got tagged T^T

I'm lazyyyyy So Yh-

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End of the Day

A not so love story.

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Memes and stuff cause why not

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Emo Group Chat

Please dont comment on my spelling ik its terrible i dont need to be reminded i also wrote this when i was in the second year of (British) High school im now the last year please spare meMemeking2 is peteStump12 is patrickMoikey is mikeyMrdisco is brendonRyo is ryanFranktherat is frankJacketslut is gerardJishua is joshTyjo is tylerTallwater is dallonRaygun is rayMcbert is bert

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30 Not My Job Moments That Shows The Heights Of Laziness

In a world that demands precision and attention to detail, there are instances where individuals seem to throw caution to the wind, embodying the quintessential "Not My Job" mentality. These not my job moments, often characterized by a blatant disregard for the responsibilities at hand, showcase the heights of laziness that can be achieved in the realm of work and tasks. From haphazardly assembled products to poorly executed tasks, the "Not My Job" approach reflects a laissez-faire attitude that defies the principles of professionalism.

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Quit Job with No Plan

At SebWichmann consulting, one DISCOVERS himself and his flaws, EVOLVES as an individual and TRANSFORMS into what he aspires to be. You might think to reboot your career only needs textual understanding and a handful of certificates, but what you miss is the need for the profound development of your mental and spiritual state.

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Anime Feedback

Feedback of all the animes I've watched ... well most

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You Should Be Concerned.

A collection of stories under 20 words.

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Out of Tune

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Hᴇᴄᴋ Bᴏᴏᴋ (;

By PhoPho The Great Alien (;

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Why Not?

You know those nights where you just want to write a chapter long story and not even know why, or what about. Just make random stories in random scenarios. Thats what this book is. I may add to a chapter, and ill say where to go back to but whatever. This is a nightly inspiration thingy. WARNING: CLIFF HANGERS

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Shalalala~

For mah boi Allen~~~This book is created for someone special if you are not him then please don't open this Thank you

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Eviternity

ev·i·ter·ni·tynouneternal existence; everlasting durationOf you and me.

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