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Minion High
Kevin, Stuart, and Bob are back in this story about their high school experience
minion tampon x reader
you buy minion tampons and things escalateim slowly loosing my mind
true love: a tale of minions and bananas.
one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.
Sheldon Cooper x yn
I KNOW THAT SHELDON IS ONLY 9 IN THE FIRST SEASON BUT IM GOING TO GIVE A DESCRIPTION OF MY STORY-Sheldon- 13Missy- 13Yn- 13Mary-40
His Dominion
[BOOK 2] NOTE FROM AUTHOR: "I wrote this book in High school, so if you don't like it and find it poorly written, I completely understand" Selene is the abomination to her race; half-human wolf, no one knows her secret except her even more secretive father. If anyone were to find out what she was it could mean in her untimely death. When her father's past comes hunting him down, Selene's forced to live in a house occupied by all-male inhabitants--unmated, bad-mannered, and untamed wolves that obey a temperamental young Alpha. Alpha Lucca wants nothing to do with the she-wolf that clings to his new Beta's back. Hard to ignore the fact that she is aggressive, beautiful and exactly the type of girl he'd want, Lucca is bent on evading her from his thoughts...and his dreams. Selene proves to add to his long list of problems as she spends everyday near his line of sight and out of his reach. He goes out of his way to make it clear that he loathes her, but but not in the way she thinks. Drawn to her like a moth to a flame, Lucca desires to keep her in his dominion, whether she likes to or not.Written: 2012
Minion
Minion is a regular guy: he's got a wife, a kid, and an app ruined his career as a henchman.Being a villain's sidekick used to be a good job: risky, sure, but well-paying and with top-notch life insurance. But Henchr has brought the tech revolution to the supervillain business. Now it's uncertain schedules and no worker's comp. No villain is evil enough to have dreamt up the gig economy.After one too many jobs gone wrong, Minion decides to retire. This is fine. His self-worth isn't tied to his job. But it is a little humiliating when his wife starts talking about going back to work as the supervillain Dominatrix, a career she retired from a decade ago. And now their daughter is dating a girl that Minion suspects goes out at night in a mask - as a hero, no less.Only a supervillain can sort out Minion's problems, but he can't ask his wife when she's, well, part of the problem. There's only one thing to do: it's time for Minion to become Villain.THE INCREDIBLES meets DOCTOR HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG with a dash of THE VENTURE BROS*****Contains profanity and cartoon violence*featured on superhero's 'Anti-Heroes and Awesome Antagonists' list and antiheroesgalore's 'Shockingly Short' and 'Badass Authors' lists*Complete at 25k words
bread love (smut π)
a quirky piece of boring white bread has a crush on sexy garlic bread... what will happen next π±
His Dominion
(Book 2 of His Possession) (complete)The last book broke some hearts; yet we all fought through it all. Jordan Johnson; been raped, beaten, abused, and heart broken. But yet she still seems to go to the same guy she first saw at the beginning of this story. Jaxon Hunt. Jaxon can't seems to not have her by his side but he doesn't give up on their love. Does fate help them out? Or would "J" mess up everything. *****"I can't believe you came. " He says in short breath while I spun around and have tears falling down my face."Y-you did this?" While I look at his face and I see him smile and starts to walk closer to me. "I've spent a days doing this. I spent hours waiting for you to see those notes. Waiting. Waiting for you to come find me." He said while he walks towards me. "Why didn't you come? Why lie to your own best friend?!" I yell while I suck back a sob."I didn't want to hurt you, but instead I did. I gave you a broken heart while I tried so hard to not hurt you. I love you Jordan. There's nothing that would stop me now." He grabs my face and pulls me into the most memorable kiss I've ever had. *****Mature theme* *Cussing*
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Maze Runner | Gally FanFiction |When a new boy joins the glade, the community is forever shaken. Marty, the only girl to ever be sent to the glade is also the only one who remembers why they were all sent there. She tries to help Thomas adjust to his life in the glade by keeping her closest companion Gally in check. The longer Thomas gets used to being there, Marty starts to question why he's truly there along with Gally. I do not own The Maze Runner franchise created by James Dashner nor any of the characters along with it. Only characters I take credit for are my own Original Characters. This FanFiction follows actions that take place in the books, movies, and my own imagination.
A Salty Banana
Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality.2021
The Ruthless Mafia | β
Alexander Vintalli is one of the most ruthless mafias of America. His name is feared all over America. The way people fear him and the way he has his empire spread all over makes him ruthless. He is know to be heartless monster famous for his ways of torture. Blue Andrews is a simple bartender in. She is really beautiful. She is a bartender at night and a store-worker by day. She works hard to earn and to survive.What happens when she crosses path with this monster. Everything about him screams danger to her and so she tries to run but he has no intentions of letting her go. Not now. Not Ever. He wants Blue for himself. Because after all these years he might have a heart which has started beating for her. But he knows he is not good enough for her.... But then Blue also falls for him and toghether they face their biggest enemies. Their past Demons.Beautiful cover by @AcaciairisCopyright 2016. Everything in this book belongs to me.
~Minions quotes.
Hey! Here I'll post everything that I find of the Minions, because I love them, and you? Hope you'll like it, xoxo. ~Cri.β€οΈBy occhi_di_gatto.{Completed.}
Minion 247
A goblin tale I wrote a while back. I guess I had a young audience in mind, but it amused me as I wrote it, so it might work for adults. Who knows? Enjoy!
The CEO's ex-wife
" I have moved on in my life..... Why don't you too ?? I moved on the moment I walked out " that seemed to anger him even more. His hold on my wrist tightens almost painfully. And then he pulls me to him so I am standing in front of him with his hands on my waist. I look up to see his furious eyes. He leans in his forehead touching mine and then makes his way to my ear. " I have not moved on and I will not let you move on too. You are mine and I shall get you again." with his every word his lips touch my ear and then he looks into my eyes before crashing his lips into mine. He invades my mouth with his tongue without asking for permission and his hold on my waist pulls me to him so my chest is touching his. It wasn't a gentle kiss but then he never kisses gently. That kiss brought back many memories.
Lucifer
He was damned.He was ruthless.He was a sinner.He was a monster.He was the devil.He was heartless.Until it started beating. Beating for her. Did the Devil finally fall for an Angel ?I will be updating this story in a binge in fall. It has 23 total parts and all will be updated at the same time in fall itself.
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β witness the end of an era. βFEROCIOUS / JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION[ the final instalment of the 'audacious: jurassic world' trilogy ]
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Minion memes and quotes
Cute little minion memes & quotes that will make you laugh and feel happy with yourselfI do not own anything I just get the quotes from the internetIf any quotes wish to be taken down because of copyright I will do so
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y/n gets a message from an unknown person, who 'mistakenly' took her as a guy called yunho.days later, the unknown messenger calls himself as 'minion' due to his strange addiction to them, but at the same time, doesn't give his actual name, but gives hints of who he is, day by day.---y/n chuckled softly.she placed both her hands on his shoulders and he flinched a little bit.he turned around and y/n saw his cute but shocked face."i finally found you...""Minion..."---(short story)start: 2/3/20end: 3/3/20
A New Dominion
Short story set after Kingdom Of Ash, Adarlan and the Wastes partner in a new alliance. Written less formally than Sarah J Maas's series, but it is could realistically follow KoA. Spoilers included. Mild content.
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Welcome to Crimson Dominion, a kingdom of riches and honor. Where minds are fueled by the desire and passion to reign together κ¦οΈΆκ·γ»κ· πΉ Embrace your inner powers, seek to strengthen bonds, and master the talent of dominance. At Crimson Dominion, forces will challenge your every move, but each step into the kingdom, brings forth new beginnings. Awaken your soul, and watch as your life unfolds into something far more daring. By the power of words and the strength of our community, we reign κ¦οΈΆκ·γ»"For we all wear own crowns."
Vector x bob minion // smut π
This is a very serious story about a minion named bob who met the evil villian known as vector. Bob knew he was a horrible being but he had a uwu crush on hin
Vile Dominion
Disclaimer: This is my own work, if a character seem to be similar, it may be due to a coincidence or may also be because I was inspired of their work. I tried my best to make a unique content.A young man from a modern world is reincarnated into a mysterious fictional world. But, is this world really so simple? Is this world just a normal Cultivation world?Read the novel to find out the exciting adventure of Li Gang, as he uncovers the mystery behind his reincarnation, the reality of the world and how he overcomes various challenges and the schemes that he is unaware of.Note: There will be little to no face slapping in this novel.
Me, Myself and Minions
Gru's plan to take over the world is set in stone... but he's still just a child. An evil villain, yes, but still a kid. And this kid has big dreams ahead of him but has to learn the lessons the hard way. At least he's got his minions... so let's see if he succeeds. Let's just see.
50 shades of minion (thICC MINion x reADEr!!)
youre y/n, a girl new to her job and ur boss, bob, the seXy thicc CEO bullies you relentlessly. but,,,, maybe this bullying,,,, is love?!?!?!?!??!?!?!/1/??!?!