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Dallas // [dean winchester] DISCONTINUED

Dallas Winters was raised to be a hunter.When she was two, her mother died because of a yellow-eyed demon. Her father wanted revenge for her death, in any way that he could get it, which is how the Winters met the Winchesters. They had the same story.When she was eighteen she got out of the hunting life. Went to college away from where any monsters would bother to go. New York City. She became a psychologist and hadn't been on a hunt in eight years when her brothers broke into her apartment in the middle of the night to tell her that their father went missing.[season 1 - season 3][season 4 - season ?]slow updatescover template by @sadlittleyellow

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Years // [klaus mikaelson] [sequel to Centuries]

The two hybrids that have been together since 1114 are back, and this time, they're remarried, and who knows what's going to come their way next.Part 2 of the 'Centuries Series'cover by @oberyns!!

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Nicotine // [michael gray / peaky blinders]

"AFRAID OF NOTHIN' AND SHE CARRIES A KNIFE"In which she's practically a Shelby, and he's the new family member.[season 2 - season ?]

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Traveler // [billy hargrove / stranger things]

ON HOLDTwo bad mouthed "badass" teens show up to Hawkins High on the same day. One is Billy Hargrove, and people knew he was going to be bad news the instant he sped into the parking lot with 'Rock You Like A Hurricane' blasting.The other is Robin Best, a girl that looks rough around the edges and wears red lipstick to emphasize the words that come out of her mouth.It'll be a strange year, but what's even stranger is that Billy Hargrove actually gets feelings for her.

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Gold ✧ [billy hargrove]

She's the Hawkins High "golden girl" and he's the bad boy new kid that stole her heart.Billy Hargrove x OCSeason 2-?

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Solar Power // [outer banks / jj maybank]

"We're the Pogues, and our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time."when lifelong friends finally realize their feelings after their summer adventure takes a few unexpected turns.

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Trouble // [steve harrington / stranger things]

she's a troubled artist that gets shipped off to indiana and he's the biggest douche in the eleventh grade, of course they're not going to be friends.until one weird night in november.[stranger things seasons 1 - 3](first couple of chapters are slow, but it's character building, bear with me)

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Keeping a secret

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here.Just normal teacher and student interactions.Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive.Can you two keep this a secret?

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Bad idea~John Mulaney

You bump into your celebrity crush John Mulaney on the streets of New York. John and Anna are no longer together. And your crush on John has never been bigger. Could you be something more?Find out after reading Bad idea.

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miku-binder thomas jefferson x lip-bite lin-manual miranda

please don't think i'm being serious. i'm sorry in advance.

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𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, tom holland

❝my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own❞in which lilah angelo and tom holland slowly fall in love, learning every little detail about each other that could ever make them the perfect pair. until contracts, people, job opportunities, and responsibilities get in the way and they have to take the situation into their own hands.*🗡* 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 *🕸* (kind of a spin-off of my other story 'die for you')© -romanogers- 2021social media x real lifetom holland x ocbest ranks:#1 in tomholland#1 in sarahpidgeon#1 in tomhollandfanfic#1 in johnmulaney#1 in tomhollandxocBOOK 1/2

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Studio 8h - John Mulaney FanFic

A changing narrative story, peyton and john meet on their SNL job, and things are bound to happen. it's a fan fiction. This had also kinda turned into a father story. Of Charlotte Mulaney, with her mother being mostly absent, John takes it upon himself to be the best father he can be alone.here's a snibbit:"What do you mean. We're "office buddies" remember? I don't want to take your life-""Damnit John, I'm in love with you! Happy?! I said it. I can't imagine my life with out you. Does that calculate in your head of awesomeness?" 'Awesomeness' is what tips it off that she's still drunk. But the worst part is, that I want it to be true.#1 in new in townPS. If you know who i am keep scrolling😊

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Christmas with Mulaney

It's Christmas time and your single as can be. Seeing all your old friends do fun holiday activities is making you sick. While making a late night cookie dough run you find a French bull dog who looks quite familiar to you but you can't put your finger on who it is. You give a call to it's owner and when the owner happens to be John Mulaney things get a little crazy. You kiss in the heat of the moment and figure you'll never each other again. But when you show up to work the next day and Johns your new boss you too try to work out whatever is happening with the both of you, while trying to finish this big holiday project by Christmas Day.

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the one || bo burnham x reader

completed!y/n is an aspiring comedian just trying to make it big. her plans don't appear to be working, that is until a chance meeting with bo burnham.milestones:100 reads: august 24th, 2021#1 inside: augest 26th, 2021

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Snl Oneshots

Some oneshots on snl's cast and ex-cast members :/ (mainly Andy Samberg, Bill hader and John Mulaney, but I accept requests, so...)Hope you'll like 'em.

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Adopted by John Mulaney

Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman. What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife?Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City.This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction.You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it. I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect.You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..."I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman!I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.

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Going Through Changes - John Mulaney x OC

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest.But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them?NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

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No Way Out ➵ John Murphy

❝You're the King and, baby, I'm the Queen of Disaster.❞Layla Evans was one of the original 100 delinquents sent to the ground and when the Ark came down, she'd do anything to split. Jaha offered her just that. What she didn't know was that the journey would almost kill her multiple times and that she'd end up locked in a bunker with John Murphy.

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Colin and Vienna

"why are we like this?" A story about a daughter and her single father trying to navigate life... and his relationship with Scarlett Johansson. More specifically, a semi RPF of Colin Jost and eventually Scarlett Johansson. Colin's daughter Vienna is played by Antonia Gentry and Vienna's boyfriend Felix is an Americanized version of Felix Mallard.#1 Saturday Night Live - 2/3/23#1 Cecily Strong - 12/10/23#1 SNL - 1/7/24#2 Elizabeth Olsen - 4/12/23#2 Antonia Gentry - 5/6/23#4 Colin Jost - 7/4/23#4 John Mulaney - 10/19/23#14 Single Mother - 6/29/23#20 Pete Davidson- 1/2/24

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what does it feel like to fall in love? - a Bill Hader fanfiction

What does it feel like to fall in love? Is Bill going to be the first person I fall in love with? Read to find out.

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rules ❪ THE HUNDRED ❫¹ ✓

in which gabriella kane gets goes from a privledged troublemaker to a disposable criminal&& john murphy enjoys every secondof watching her break JOHN MURPHY &&. BELLAMY BLAKE book one of "rules of survival" season one ── season two cover by -voidlegends number one in #thehundred number one in #wellsjaha number two in #murphy

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Shameless ~ Bellamy Blake

"Love is sacrificing everything for the one you love no matter what the circumstances."Tatum Sydney, daughter of ex Chancellor, Diana Sydney, was locked up in the Sky Box for 88 days for a crime she never committed. Imagine her shock when she is told that she and 99 other prisoners are being sent down to the "ground" to see if it's livable. She's leaving her mother, her family, her entire life behind. When she arrives on the ground she finds herself suddenly attracted to a certain muscular, dark haired leader, Bellamy Blake. Follow their story as they fight to not only be together, but fight for their lives.Book 1~Season 1

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Madness (John Murphy x Reader Mob Au)

keeping secrets from your mob boss father has always been a challenge. But how hard will it be keeping your affair with his new hitman, Murphy, a secret? Not everything is black n' white, see!

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A Winter's Ball - Pete Davidson

Renée Ambrose joins the cast of the famous late night comedy SNL in 2017. She starts to befriend the cast, specifically Pete Davidson. She's only a few months older than him, but he's the only cast member closest to her age. When his engagement with Ariana Grande is broken off, they start to become closer. "Where are you going?""My dressing room. I should probably put on some more comfortable clothes before I go.""Oh, me too," Pete said, as he followed her to her dressing room. "You're going to my dressing room, too? How high are you?""No, I'm going to MY dressing room. Colin, her 'my dressing room' is different than my 'my dressing room'. That doesn't make any sense!"{Highest rankings:#3 in pete#1 in latenight#1 in comedian}STARTED: January 2, 2021FINISHED: April 29, 2021

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fighter // john murphy

❛❛ a fighter is a person who does not easily admit defeat in spite of difficulties or opposition. ❜❜➵ a book where atlanta has to work with azgeda and her first task is to bring john murphy in.( #1 in richardharmon )( season 1 of the 100 )( #1 in johnmurphy )( john murphy x oc )( #2 in thehundred )

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