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Humorous Poems

Nonsense in the form of poetry.Self explanatory title!

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My Cliche Love Story  | ✓

We all love a love story, even if it's overbearingly cliche.HIGHEST RANKING:#171 in Teen Fiction (11/28/16 - 1/4/17)© humorous- 2015

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Humorous Texts

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal29/08/2018 | #384 - humorous17/05/2019 | #137 - humorous20/05/2019 | #36 - humorous 09/05/2020 | #9 - humorous•○•○•A bunch of random, funny texts and quotesDisclaimer: I do not own most of the quotes or texts used in this bookCover was made by AoraiiHave fun reading!!

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𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚡𝚟

hErE wE gO AgAiN for the fifteenth time around. wow-GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS, RECEIPTS AND REASONS BECAUSE . . . I SAY SOstarted: november 7th, 2021completed: may 28th, 2022

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Beca x Chloe: A Collection of Cute and Humorous Memories

"You're such a dork, Mitchell.""You know you love it, Beale."

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Humorous Nonsense

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance.This is now completed since it has 25 stories.Status: completed.*some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".

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𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a nEnjoy reading this garbage!! Don't forget to read Volumes I to XI as well! Don't just support me, support the rest of the HN gang as well *sharpens blade* That's a threat. *waves #teamroadtrip flag* - Mostly dark humor and mild swearing because I couldn't help myself. Nothing offensive though. ( On a side note don't literally take anything from this book seriously. It's for comical purposes only, just like dolphins aren't really evil! I take that back. They ARE. )( Plans to edit this so called summary later )STARTED: May 13th, 2021COMPLETED: November 7th, 2021

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Catland - a humorous fantasy

Greg doesn't want a cat. Greg doesn't need a cat. But Greg's willful sister Leanne can't stand to see him living alone in his big house any longer. So Greg gets a cat - and then things get really weird.It turns out that the cat - Leopold Bannockburn by name - is the exiled prince of an underground feline kingdom called (of course) Catland. Leopold is determined to reclaim his throne from its mysterious usurper, no matter what dangers may lie in his path. He needs Greg to help him. And Greg - fed up with his boring, empty, sedentary life - agrees.As Leopold and Greg seek out allies and plunge deeper and deeper into the obscure passageways of Catland, Greg is forced to rediscover his courage, tap into a resourcefulness he didn't know he had, and confront the loss that he can barely bring himself to acknowledge.

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Black is My Heart (Humorous Thriller, Completed)

Two assassins. One little problem...Finding dirt on politicians is usually easy, but Congressman Clements is more careful than most. Never one to back away from a challenge, devious Diamond enlists her old friend Snow in a scheme to catch their target in a compromising position. But the world of espionage rarely runs smoothly, and Diamond soon finds herself stuck in a tight spot. Can she save the job as well as fight her feelings for the man she loves?

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Shaadi ke side effects ~ A humorous tale of love and laughter

|COMPLETED|A wedding is a rollercoaster of emotions where you experience many things simultaneously. What would happen when the husbands tell lies to their wives and also downgrade them in front of their friends? What if the wives find out the truth and get angry at them? Will the wives forgive their husbands?Witness this journey of anger and love.Peep into know more.

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I Believe You | ✓

In which an eleventh grade journalist and a twelfth grade convict find themselves closer than one would expect.© humorous- 2016

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Humorous Nonsense VII

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance.*some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".

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The Ill-mannered Door (humorous sci-fi)

What would you do if you woke to find a door in your room? No, not an ordinary, well-behaved door that stays in the wall where it belongs, but one standing near the side of your bed that leads to another world.That is precisely what happens to Thomas John, a widowed university professor in rain-soaked England. Lured through the door by blue skies and white sand beaches, Thomas has no idea that his newfound paradise will be blown up on Tuesday, or that it will be up to him to stop it, wearing little more than a bathrobe and fuzzy ducky slippers.--------A humorous sci-fi novel inspired by the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it.**The story is complete!**

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Sincerely, Mara. {Wattys2015}

Story #1 in the 'The Hourglass Effect' series.She forgot it was an act.That it was a lie.She forgot that she's broken,and can't fall in love.So she made him fall for her .Made him think she was perfect.But what she didn't know, was that the boy that fell in love too easily already knew her secrets.All of them. All rights reserved© 2015 by staticdreams.(not all quotes are mine, and lowercase is intentional.)highest rank: #154 in short story.

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Humorous

My attempt at humor.

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The Diary of Sophie Dayton - A Humorous, Coming-of-age Detective Story

An orphaned student, an unexplained expulsion and a mysterious smiling boy...Sophie Dayton had long come to terms with the death of her parents. Having made it through the UK foster care system, she's happily settled into her second semester at university. Then one day a bunch of security guards show up at her dorm room and proceed to expel her from campus. The main question circling in her head is: Why?Taking refuge on a friend's couch, Sophie attacks the mystery head on and subsequently finds herself wading in parts of her past she'd thought long dead. Narrating the story through her diary entries, Sophie's account is interspersed with thoughts, lists and humorous observations.

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Having The Last Laugh: Humorous Fiction

A collection of comedic, horror comedy, and comic fantasy fiction.

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𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚟𝚒𝚒

17 really is all it's deemed to be. everyone's sick of 17, you don't know anything at 17. tbh, when you're 17, nobody understands. i'm not even 17, and i'm still wondering where's my teeange dream. this book- as the title infers- has the number 17. this book - as the title also refers- is humorous nonsense.this book- as the title literally claims, doesn't live up to it's name. looks can be deceiving. therefore, i present to you humorous nonsense vvii, but can assure this book is anything but humorous and has nothing to do with being 17. it's pure nonsense, not even sabrina carpenter can top outros like this books ridiculous references.BEWARE: i'm a certified crazy catlady who listens to loads of taylor swift, you have been warned !!dedicated to the latest hn member @TheaBear11 and my friend Autumn ( person, not the season), who's sorta helping me write this volume. ily <333

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Humor On High: Clean Jokes and Funny Stories

I have a soft spot for clean and funny jokes.Perhaps you do too.I have slowly been collecting things that I found particularly humorous. Most of these are not mine, although a few are.Some chapters are just images, and will have (images) in the chapter title.A new chapter every Monday. Enjoy. :)I kindly request that people refrain from swearing in my books. The English language is huge, and many other things can be used instead. I don't mind things like shit, blast it, or fuzzy bunny slippers, but I can't stand the f-bomb or when people insult female dogs. If people want to vent, why not do it more creatively? Nicky manages it quite well in The Virus Within.The lovely cover was made by @Ellie6880!

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humorous story

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midnight-a short, humorous horror story collection

a humorous horror story collection for preteens by Keira green (keiraboss)

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Humorous Horror

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humorous poetry

my dyslexia causes me to question dog's existence

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The 2022 Humorous Nonsense Awards Ceremony

Ladies and gentlemen, and gays of course, welcome to the first ever Humorous Nonsense awards ceremony! Your host is me, Millie02468, and click "read" to enter the madness and chaos and confusion that lies behind this door! Enter if you dare, for your mind might become as twisted and crazy as the seven combined minds that hide behind this door. *kicks the door a few times* You know what they say: great minds think alike, so you can only imagine how great this book is with seven extraordinary minds. But you know, they also say that if someone dares you to do something, you probably shouldn't do it. That obviously doesn't mean people don't listen to dares, so let's see if you're one of those people who don't listen. *evil laughter*:D

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My Life In A Humorous Way

It's a story about a common fear that people have!!

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