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Eminem story rant
A story about the many problems with eminem fanfictions. :D I know some of these have probably already been addressed but I would like to readress them in a calm and orderly fashion which will probably not be orderly or fashionable...Here we go!
You're A Doll (COMPLETE)
Jessie Cross is a typical bad boy with the title. He loves cars and racing and is basically an adrenaline addict. He loves tattoos, music, the women. His friends and him hung out at this one bar often but this particular brunette who appeared uncomfortable caught his eye. Sailor Kate was the pretty girl who drowned herself in books- romance addict- and she was too lonely to leave her awful friends.One night they dragged her to a car race and she sat alone by her car, bored out of her mind. When a man came up to her she became uncomfortable but didn't know how to wave him off until a boy did it for her. How do they proceed after?
His one and only
𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦?'𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯.♥️𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹-𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.♥️
Foreigners of Humanity (Trolls x Reader)
As the Trolls try to escape the Bergens, a mysterious entity pushes them into a hole in the forest.They find themselves in a very unfamiliar place, and only one thought crossed everyone's mind. Bergen!__________If only _____ knew what was in store for her when she got home... she probably wouldn't have gone home and instead ran for the hills!Will they drive her insane?Will the trolls ever get back home?Will ____ survive their unbearable happiness and singing?Who the fuck knows!(Ps. This is based around the Trolls movie if you were confused on anything)(I know this is a bad description, but it get better.... I think...)(Side note: Author does not encourage drugs... I swear)【Ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ】〈Ｎｏｔ ｖｅｒｙ ｋｉｄ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｌｙ〉
Khumo: the arranged wedding
Khumo is a young vibrant girl from a village called Metsing, in the North West. Khumo has aspirations to one day become a well known designer. Unfortunately life has no manual. It never goes in the direction one hopes it should.Khumo just wants to be a well known designer. She wants to escape life at the village. Her mother and 15 year old sister, have not made life easy for her. She tries all her best to look out for her sister but she reaches a point where she has had enough!The more Khumo ignores her baby sister, the more she rebels. She tries to cut her baby sister and mother out of her life but that's not who she is.What she didn't know is that her life was already planned out for her. She does not yet know that the hot, handsome big shot, hotel owner is about to turn her life around. Or maybe turn it upside down!People always assume that you're happy. What they don't know is that behind closed doors, demons are unleashed! True colors are being shown.
Attack On Titan Memes / AOT Memes
WARNING: SPOILERS!!What the title says. I'll react to them too I guess. There will be some swearing.Disclaimer: I do not own any pictures, nor do I own the book cover's background.First published: 4/8/17Completed: 5/11/17Last published: 6/5/18Highest Rank: #42 in Humor-Unimportant Stuff-#413 in Humor(26/8/17)#367 in Humor(27/8/17)#289 in Humor(28/8/17)#283 in Humor(29/8/17)#269 in Humor(30/8/17) #263 in Humor(31/8/17)#243 in Humor(1/9/17)#205 in Humor(3/9/17)#176 in Humor(9/9/17)#135 in Humor(11/9/17)#131 in Humor(13/9/17)#122 in Humor(15/9/17)#119 in Humor(16/9/17)#108 in Humor(22/9/17)#100 in Humor(24/9/17)#84 in Humor(27/9/17)#81 in Humor(28/8/17)#75 in Humor(29/9/17)#74 in Humor(1/10/17)#59 in Humor(3/10/17)#57 in Humor(11/12/17)#56 in Humor(16/12/17)#50 in Humor(9/1/18)#45 in Humor(22/1/17)#42 in Humor(12/2/17)12/May/2018# 2 memes out of 4.3K stories ranking Other Rankings# 3 attackontitan out of 5.1K stories # 5 armin out of 944 stories # 12 bored out of 2K stories # 16 shingekinokyojin out of 1.9K stories # 10 mikasa out of 962 stories # 25 eren out of 2.1K stories # 31 snk out of 2.5K stories # 5 connie out of 358 stories # 6 hanji out of 418 stories # 7 erwin out of 470 stories # 439 anime out of 28.7K stories # 12 marco out of 768 stories # 651 random out of 38.9K stories # 10 jean out of 532 stories # 9 sasha out of 439 stories # 4 reiner out of 191 stories # 1 bertolt out of 28 stories
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest and too slick to get kidnapped. One day in her home she receives a series of aggressive knocks on her door and is not so surprised with Killian Creeds dark glare. He loved fear. Being feared. That is one thing he couldn't bring out of this girl. She smiled while held at gunpoint and that's when he knew she had a gift. Will his naughty fantasies of this deadly woman come between his business? And will he allow it?
Official Town Business (Fox & Oakby Murder Mysteries Book I)
Imogen 'Mops' Fox is the personal assistant of the Mayor of the small rural town of Fleckney Woulds. According to all clichés, she's madly in love with her unaware workaholic of a boss - but that won't stop her from building her own little family, solving a murder, and saving the town from a financial scheme devised by a mysterious overseas corporation.~ Fox & Oakby Murder Mysteries ~ Book I ~ Cosy Mystery, Romance & Humour ~ COMPLETE {The story continues in 'Fox & Oakby Book II: Paint the Town Red'}
Melody
A transgender shortstory stemming from a fright and unexpected subsequent developments. It's a happy story with some fun and humor.
Miss Queen
"What can i help you with sir " i said before lifting my head .. and there he was silver eyes and all We both looked at each other with shocked expressions on our face...Gangs AND MORE ♥️♥️♥️ .............................................
Three Dresses for Charlie
After Charlie's mom dumps him on his aunt to take a job in Japan, he finds himself in Galeton, a tourist town were everyone cosplays like it's the 1800s.He starts working in a historic hotel with three girls, and they gently coax him (or should we say her?)out of the closet.
Blurry Face (yandere ticci Toby x reader) part: 2
Since I have to continue the story over here you can read the first chapters on my other account @111MIRROR111
Mr Ceo and Me
Leah Knight. A twenty three year old who works at De Luca corporation, running away from her past.Kane De Luca. The Boss. The richest man in the world. Only has a soft spot of his family and close friends.Never knowing of Leah's existence, when an accidental run in happened, what will he do?start: 25/05/2021end: 23/10/2021All pictures(characters, outfits, etc.) are not mine and are found either on google or pinterest this story is only on wattpad, please let me know if you seen it elsewhere ❤️❤️10k reads- 26/09 💓#12 in humor - 14/10
Bambi and Thumper
Our story unfolds in the dark ages before LBGTQ+. Terry and Alan were never friends. What they were was a pair of fun-sized and terror-stricken high school freshmen. The boys were under the thumb of senior ogres: Butch and his wingman Spike. Under the threat of bloody dismemberment, Terry and Alan become Bambi and Thumper. The Girls come out as the brunt of every joke and prank by faculty and student and parent. Cringe as the pair suffer humiliation, abuse, and betrayal. Please be aware that the humor and plot of this fiction are Mature Entertainment.
Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **
Hero Vs Villain (BoyxBoy)
They couldn't be more different. Ridley is a knight in shining white armor, so perfect in every way that it makes people hardly able to stand him. Prince Vandel on the other hand (aka the evil demon prince of darkness) is the sworn enemy of the kingdom, obsessed with gaining power and wearing beautiful clothes. The two young men are right out of a fairytale, practically made to be archenemies...but what if they ended up falling in love instead?
The Abandoned Mafia Princess
Meet Lorenzo, the cruel, handsome and capricious mafia boss who never gets attached to anyone, until he meets Clara. Meet Clara, the girl who was abandoned once. She is not looking for love, she doesn't want to belong and she doesn't want Lorenzo. Can Lorenzo make her fall in love with him? Can he uncover her secrets before she gets hurt?
Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me ✓
"So this was all just a game to you . . .this whole time, you pretended to like me in order to humiliate me in front of the entire school?" An air of melancholia surrounded me, eyes watery like never before. "Were your feelings for me ever real?"There wasn't even a trace of an apologetic expression on his features as he tucked his hands in his pockets, before he gave a nonchalant shrug.The sudden urge for revenge became a prominent priority.He regarded me passively. "It's not my fault that you fell for me in the first place." he justified as he advanced my way, closing the gap between us.Unstably, I strode backwards on the concrete.". . .stay back." I whimpered. "You're nothing but cold hearted." ·•● Two years ago, Emery Roy was tragically exposed to what some could call an intense betrayal all thanks to the originator - Dean Darnell.Everything went downward spiral after they started dating. What appeared to be a match-made in heaven, turned from blissful to disastrous the moment Dean humiliated Emery in front of the entire school, leaving her completely heartbroken. So to avoid him at all cost, she did what any person would do: transfer school. Fast forward two years later. What happens when she's returning back to Roosevelt High, for the first time during senior year? She only has a few tasks: avoid Dean and face her obstacles. The only question is will she succeed or will she get fooled again? Highest Rankings : | Teen Fiction #5 || Romance #24 || Basketball #1 | | Drama #2 | August 8th, 2020| Humor #3 | September 6th, 2021WARNING: Contains Uncensored LanguageCopyright © All Rights Reserved 2014
Always, Tulip
~complete~But what would happen when a military captain who barely talks meets an overly joyous girl who works at a bookstore?Surprising, wouldn't it be? When he asks first for them to be friends and constantly finds time in his busy schedule just to be around her?Add two little friends who will stop at nothing but see these two together. Isn't this a ship that's meant to sail till the end? ✪ ✪ ✪"G-Grey?" I called out softly before he left the store. I was afraid that something would happen to him when he was away."You'll come back?" I just wanted him to assure me that he would be safe. He was strong yes, but I was conflicted."Always, tulip." He gently stroked my hair as he extended his pinky finger. I extended mine too and his thumb pressed on mine in a promise and I relaxed slightly.||Highest ranking||#3 in protective 5/13/2023#6 in humor 5/13/2023#2 in adorable 5/20/2023#7 in sweet-romance 5/22/2023#1 in kind 5/25/2023#2 in grumpy 5/30/2023#7 in sweet 6/1/2023 #75 in love 6/3/2023#3 in lovely 6/23/3023#2 in soft 6/25/2023#3 in slowburn 7/12/2023#4 in sunshine 7/25/2023#1 in smile 10/18/2023#5 in cute 11/17/2023
Roommates
Meet Edmond and Jonathan. Two young men who were polar opposites and roommates! Edmond a research biologist, well funded, and with a life plan. And Jonathan an office temp, empty pockets, and still trying to find himself. When Edmond's fiancée Susan splits because of Jonathan.
2.1 | Vishal and Layla
Vishal and Layla - two notoriously competitive all-rounders, never shy to play dirty when it comes to winning. It's all grades and glares between them until one day, it's more.
MY MATE IS A CELEBRITY
I looked into the magazine again not sure if I was seeing things.'Mate.' My wolf growled again.How can this be? How can my mate be a human and what's more, some American Actress?! Screw that, I'm finding my mate and now.***********This book is totally a work of fiction. All the characters and events are all from my imagination.Don't copy my book!!!Start date: 1-6-2023End date: 1-12-2023
Bad Boy Rumors | complete
"I heard he got shot and died""No, I heard he shot someone and went to prison""So not true, I heard he got kicked out of his gang and had to skip town""I heard he's back in town."° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °Amelia Sanders wants nothing more than to graduate high school without getting noticed. After running from her last school Lia only wants to be left alone at Westwood. Wesley Royal is Westwood's very own bad boy known by everyone. After a short disappearance last year, Wesley is back and badder than ever and this time he had his eyes set on Amelia. With only a few encounters rumor has it that the two are dating causing Amelia to go from invisible to center stage. How is she suppose to survive high school when she's dragged into the life of the town royalty and his bad boy rumors?All Rights Reserved.Copyright © 2016 by DidTheyFallInLove
Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓
(Editing) His eyes widen and his lips part in pain as he stares wordlessly at me and then at the large blotch that forms around his chest . He clutches it as he coughs in pain. I didn't get to push him into a sewer, but this feels so much better. I sardonically chuckle to myself before leaning in to whisper into his ear. "Gotcha."- - - I was a nobody . A big fat wallflower that was always in the background. The only mistake I made was confessing to the school's prince. That day I was completely and utterly humiliated. It's been two years and now I'm back. Back for some sweet revenge.#Winner of the Pre-Watty awards for best laugh worthy book. *Filled with humor and jokes that can't stop you from chuckling ;)# 1 ranking in Stop bullying (10/5/18) #11 In Humor (1/6/18)©Nikithasuz123Cover credits to unreadymage. Amazing cover XD