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Omega (TFP AU)
In this AU I'm changing what the Omega Lock can do. Yes it can still restore Cybertron & Cyberform other planets, but it can now do more. It can create metal objects from seemingly nothing, restore bots, and reverse Cyberforming.This AU is heavily based around Smokescreen!
LF Friends, Will Travel
Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
Intertwine
If my friends from real life find this, I'm sorry.An avengers/Loki fanfiction. Regular/daily updates. Includes mature content.Best Rankings:1 in Loki43 in Fanfiction out of 1.05M 43 in fanfic 1 in Loki Laufeyson1 in BuckyRoara Woodson was an ordinary girl in 17th century England, that is until she met The God of Mischief himself. Now she's immortal, powerful, and really pissed off.The Avengers need her help - they believe she is the only one capable of foiling Loki's new plan. She must harness the powers she has neglected for 400 years, and learn to use them for the good of the Earth. But will she be able to come to terms with her past? Who can she really trust? Can even she control her powers - or in the end, will they control her?Alina is a test subject, or at least she was. Now she's an Avenger, working alongside the others to bring down the Ascendency, the powerful and secret global organisation that kidnapped her and experimented on her. The experiments that gave her the ability to heal people and control light and dark, also gave the Ascendency the ability to have inhuman skills. She's clever and sarcastic, two traits she shares with her closest living relative, and learnt to take crap from no one. She has two motives. Get revenge. Save the world.Aditi Savant was born with strange powers, a result of her father's exposure to radioactivity. She's shy and quiet, not the main character type, and she doesn't want to be any other way. She's the niece of the famous Hawkeye, but for most of her life she's been kept away from the world of superheroes for her own safety. Now she's been thrust into a new, violent, exciting world of good and evil, villains and monsters, battles and danger. At 17 the whole of her life is ahead of her, but what sort of path will she choose?
Running With Scissors
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!*****When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left?For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
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Mostly here so my profile looks cool!However this is also a qna + chat space so yes!
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"When all seemed lost, there was a swish sound in the sky, a blue-colored blur, that was almost impossible to focus on. In the next moment, the fire was put out one after the other. The fire-breathing emburns tried to bring back the fire by spitting more blazing flames out, but to no avail. Soon the dragons left the village exhausted by fighting the villagers and by trying to bring back the fire. The reader might be curious to know what caused the sudden reversal of fortune for the villagers or who helped them. For this, the reader needs to go back in time and read the story of a strange little dragon known as the Blue Dart."!!COVER IS NOT MINE!!
Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy!7/4/16: I have edited this story to complete only because of the kind of book it is. It will likely never be complete so I have just done this to allow for those who mark "complete" as a required tag to find it.
A Weirdos Guide To Swag
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
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Or me being too much patriotic or annoying the shit of everyone in every chapter ----Oh and Cover made on picrew. I don't remember the link tho sorry-Requests are closed
F1 House
Just a crazy house with the current drivers and more.Everything in this story is fictional and made to entertain the reader!
Abandoned
Jessie and Henry pushed out there own home 10 years ago are struggling. Henry finds a job but Jessie will be alone. is this the right time for Jessie to go looking for her mum?
MY HORRIBLE ART BOOK
This is a book full of my horrible art. I made this art to prove that I can't draw.@FellowCoMrAdEuwu TAKE A LOAD OF HOW HORRIBLE THIS IS!I made the horrible title art.LOL I GOT #2 in garbage AND I GOT #5 in dontreadWhat an accomplishment lol-
![Shadow In Your Mind [ARC 1- 5]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/253575294.jpg "Shadow In Your Mind [ARC 1- 5]")
Shadow In Your Mind [ARC 1- 5]
All Wong Xue Guo ever wanted was her parent's attention on her. She had done all that she could do to get it, only for her attempts to be futile. Just when she was about to give up and just embrace the world of fiction to fill her heart, her mother suddenly changed a hundred and eighty degrees and acted like an affectionate mother that calls her 'baby'.The change happened around the same time as the zombie outbreak at a shopping mall. That mall coincidentally was also the place for Wong Xue Guo's high school graduation party with her classmates.Although happy to be showered with love and concern by her previously indifferent mother, Wong Xue Guo could not turn a blind eye to the hints of her mother's strangeness.Why would her mother tell her to hide right before the zombie outbreak?Why would her father know the zombie's weak point?And who can tell her why her housewife mother could kill zombies with kitchen knives with ease?!(Cover Commission from ELLE)(Schedule update : Every Monday and Friday)(Also available at Scribblehub and Royalroadl)
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Obviously it's about me and my thoughts. I'm not conceited though. This book contains stupid stuff I did during my childhood, regrets and my opinions, not that they mean anything. It also includes random stuff and some angry at the world Sh#t. You have been warned. Hope you brought some popcorn with you though because it's going to be a bumpy ride.Disclaimer: This book is not meant to be taken seriously. If it were taken seriously I would most likely be considered a nutcase, a nutcase who likes nuts, peanuts. I assure you I am not a nutcase. I just have a weird sense of humour. So without further adieu enjoy...
Art Book #2: The Curse Of Halley's Comet
Hello, welcome to my second art book which is going to be based entirely on a big piece of rock and ice well known around the globe who won't return until I die. Kidding. Ignore the cover, I tried to upload an actual pic of Halley's comet and that happened.
Awesome Quotes!
Just some funny quotes I've found. Something to brighten your day! I don't own them.
Ask or Dare Gallus!
Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and for everyone to read time and time again...yeah, I'm gonna have REAL fun with this. (Art from the cover by Sol-R on DeviantART!)
Teenager Posts And Other Fun Stuff
Just a bunch of hilarious stuff I find on the Internet. *DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of this.* *NOTE: All of this should be taken as a joke* Okay? Okay. Let's get started then.
Bands: 2
A book full of band jokes and other band-inflicted humour!PLEASE READ THE FIRST EDITION: https://www.wattpad.com/story/43268926-bandsCHECK OUT MY JALEX FAN-FIC COLLABORATION WITH CRAZY_UNICORN34: https://www.wattpad.com/story/51559697-six-feet-under-the-stars-jalex-boy-x-boySo yeah, bands!
Random Stuff
Friskies: Hey guys! Well, I'm bored and crap, so, why not make a book with me in it?Demon Self: Hey. I'm joining in remember?Friskies: Shut up DS, your not invited here!Demon Self: Well your plot HAS called us, so, we're here.Friskies: Fine fine. Wait, what do you mean by- *Hears distant yelling* Oh no..BP: Ack! Ouch... freaking hell... *Stands up* So, three of us?Friskies: Fine. Anyone else?Zanver: I'm in.Friskies: Of course. So, yeah. If I ever get bored or have inspiration, I'll just write it here.All: Bye!
Premades and Cover Shop - CLOSED โ๏ธ netties 2017 -hidden gem award! #wattics2017
Winnaar netties hidden gem 2017 <3#1 in willekeurig NL(08/12/2016) EN(12/08/2016) You need a cover?! Make a request! I wil also post claimable premades! You can make a request in Dutch and English! Xx c:!!
ROFL
That one book that has everything you need to survive.....whatever you need to survive. . *If you are easily offended, DO NOT READ, you have been warned* This book is not directed to anyone, this is just to make people laugh! This is not meant to hurt anyone! Got it, get it, good. Enjoy!!