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Pills (Discontinued, up for adoption)

After 3 long years, Naruto has finally returned. Everyone is somewhat worried about his mental state, they remembered how losing Sasuke affected Naruto. They remembered the days where Naruto was utterly depressed, and where he was saying things like, "I don't know about becoming Hokage anymore, after all, I couldn't save Sasuke..", or "Maybe I should give up on Sasuke...". But now, he seems perfectly stable and happy. But what happens when Naruto passes out from exhaustion after fighting Pain? When the other chunin look through Naruto's belongings, what will they find?Please message me or DM on discord: kakanelle#1098 to gain ownership of this fanfic. Don't just take it.

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Forget Me Not (Nouis)

niall forgot, louis is hurt, harry is a liar, and zayn and liam are just generally confused.or; niall woke up in a hospital bed. no more crooked teeth, sloppy, brown hair and baby fats- which shocked him. he's now a multi-millionaire singer. member of the biggest boyband in the planet, one direction. and... a two timer?!(based on sophie kinsella's "remember me?" though there will be HUGE changes.)credits to sophie kinsella.

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(BL)[MTL] The whole world fell in love with me after I became a master

https://m.shubaow.net/179/179675/Author: Sweet Wine Boiled PearsCategory: BL doujinRelease time: 2021-03-03Latest: Chapter 61 Extra Story 2BLfinished227,000Once through the book, Ji Weiran became a vicious cannon fodder in an ancient novel-because of his obsessive love for the male protagonist, he exhausted all despicable means to dominate the world, and was finally beaten in the face by the protagonist, with a miserable end. The system asked him to: continue to maintain the character design and complete the plot. Ji Weiran read the lines, and patted his chest: "It's a small thing." However, the plot is developing in a more and more strange direction-- Ji Weiran put his hands on his hips, and said arrogantly: "Hey, I've booked this playground today. Everyone, get out!" The hero: "Come on, clear the place." Ji Weiran: ...? Shouldn't you clean me up! One late night, he exposed a large collarbone, and acted like a baby to the cold-blooded and unreasonable hero in the legend with wet eyes: "Say, why did you come back so late today? Am I still your favorite little baby? Humph, I don't listen, I don't listen~" The hero: "I was wrong, baby." Ji Weiran: ? ? ? Baby ghost, tell me to get out! The plot gradually collapsed, and Ji Weiran could only use his last trump card: "I'm sorry, but actually I only love your money, he, he, he, they are my true love, bye~" The male protagonist finally sneered, tearing off the hypocrisy. Mask, pinching his chin and looking fiercely: "Heh, you dare to come out of this door and try." Ji Weiran, who was frightened and crying on the surface, was actually overjoyed: Huh (I can finally go offline hahahaha!) However, the next second- - The legendary cold and abstinent man who annoyed people crying in front of him suddenly panicked: "Baby don't cry, I was wrong, I will give you all the money, as long as you don't leave me, okay?" Ji Weiran: ... ...why not go QAQ according to the script! High-cold, abstinent, possessive, extremely

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I Became Popular After Acting Like a Green Tea  (MTL)

Offline Reading In a melodramatic[1] novel, there is always that type of rich and beautiful female supporting character with a hot body. However, her fiancé is always snatched away by the delicate and pretty white lotus flower.[2]It just so happens that Xia An transmigrated into this type of female supporting character, chasing all over the world for the scum. The system informs her that if she wants to avoid the tragic death ending, she has to resist the influence of the plot setting and reduce the amount of supporting female character's bad luck value. Her current bad luck value is 999.Xia An and the white lotus flower were attending a live variety show together. While they were talking, the white lotus flower suddenly fell to the ground.Xia An: Hm??In the white lotus flower' heart: Xia An, just wait to be cursed to death by the whole internet!The next second, Xia An fell to the ground as an "ah" escaped from her lips. She held her knees with one hand and looked up timidly. With a hauntingly beautiful gaze, she cried out, "Ouch~"White Lotus Flower: Huh? Why is she not following the usual way of things?!#Acting? I'm a natural film empress.##Sorry. I've gone from being infamous to popular on the internet.#The system gave Xia An an assisting NPC, Sheng Zhi Yan. This NPC is a huge boss in the novel. He possesses an outstanding appearance, body and financial resources. The system told her to use him to her heart's content. Xia An did use him to her heart's content. She brought the NPC to act as her partner in a dating variety show.In the storyline, Sheng Zhi Yan loves her so much that he can't help himself in wooing her with love stretching thousands of miles. Xia An never expected that while they were acting, the whole world started to support their pair.And the big boss' fake acting became real.#What should I do when the boss keeps staying in my room and he isn't leaving?

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a career that turned to love (robbie kay fanfic)

"I love you" he said"I love you too" I said back as he leaned down to kiss me, standing ready for the impact"hahaha" I burst out laughing"cut" the director shouted________________________________________Book 1 of the Romilly seriesA life that has been full of secrets, lies and ton's of drama, she was like any other girl that has fallen for someone but soon her life is shattered and replaced by another cheat but who could blame it, it's a cruel disease that is called love.Emily may was never a girl that could be understood easily, she hid so much since her true love moved away 6 years ago. She was only 9 when it happened, she felt the sparks and the pain that it felt to be in love but one day changed her whole view on what love can be. This was all because of a boy... but not any boy, a boy that got overpowered by the first taste of fame. Meet Mr Robbie Kay, the heart throb that every girl wanted to have, he was well know for his talent in movies and television shows, especially once upon a time. He brought alive the well known child's character that is know as a kind and generous boy who fought against captain hook but what people didn't know about him was his past life with a girl. Emily had got into acting a few years after he left her back in England and wanted to make a career out of it but she wasn't having luck with it. When a certain boy comes back to haunt her with a deal of a lifetime so she had no choice to take it but it wasn't for fame or for the money...She did it for love, to try and win back the boy she lost all them years ago and try's to win over the boy that became lost over powerSecrets to discover, stories of the past to be told and hearts to break in the process of finding who they actually was and where they stood in this world _____________________________________ Book1 of the Romilly seriesthis book has been added to wattys2015 and the feels section so please read and share Read to find out Emlover15

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Siva (Volume 2) The First Departure

Fantasy and Magic meets Science and Technology. In this epic story of brotherly love, friendship, struggle, and conspiracy, come join in on an adventure that will take you on the journey behind the legend of one of the most beloved stories ever told.Volume 2 of the Siva Light Novel SeriesTHE VIOLENT QUEST BEGINS!Rex is a talented young adult, prodigy, genius, and a charismatic young leader. His world is what you'd call peaceful until an accident changed his and his baby brother's life forever. Without money, in a body torn apart by the tragic accident, to save his brother in a coma, Rex jumps out of the frying pan and goes straight to the fire as the deal with a devil brought him into a world of war and tragedy, where people go looking for adventures but come out as warriors battling monsters and greedy foes. This is a story of triumph, adventure, trust, and deception in the Virtual World called Terroa, as seen from the eyes who created the legend behind the greatest villain ever known —The Destroyer.===PRAISES FOR "SIVA" ACROSS THE NET!==="...a definite page turner..."**Next_JK_Rowling"...I was breathless! I read it so fast, I held my breath!"**Hiraite"I'm really hooked!"**Chadmusika"...love the action and drama."**streetjumper"It's a brand new physics of heroism! A must read!"**Leotard_Hunter"When it says it's a legend, then it's really a legend!"**kikologram"LEGEN... *wait for it* ...DARY! HAHAHAHA..."**Azumera"Explosive action from page 1 to end!"**mightyreader66"Once you start, you'll never stop! Definitely worth the read!"**kypt0nian"Just a heads up, it's a WIIIIIIIIIIILLLDD RIDE!! Hahahaha"**VRReaderWARNING: This story is divided into volumes and subdivided into chapters. May contain mature contents, including, nudity, violence, profane langue, references to offensive topics, and even view of modern morality.Reader's discretion is advised.(Cover image courtesy of Yahoo Search: "Reckoning")

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total drama group chat(your all gay I TELL YOU)

cHrIs The host made a group chat for more drama because he didnt have enough money for a new season

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Taken to Another World (Lumity AU)

My first fanfic that I was writing for fun because y not and I'll update this in my free time. Luz and Amity are 16 btw. I started writing this for myself and thought ,hey, why not post it on wattpad SO YH here we go! Hope whoever reads this enjoys lmao, though I don't expect anyone to HAHAh well, I'm doing this with BARELY a plan so um sorry if it's badAlso I started writing this some months before s2 came out This is a slow moving story at the beginning so please bare with me, plot will be betterI started with a HUGE chunk of text so ima split it up wooAlL art by mE so uH yeahAll characters belong to The Owl House created by Dana Terrace

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meilleurs amis🤍.

read itttt ..

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Limbless Hajime x Nagito

I am a miner. I mine for diamonds. I'm making this for the purpose of toes. Yum. Toes. Delicious. Toes. Nagitoes.

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Daybreak | Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi Hatake is known throughout the shinobi world for his visual prowess and devastating past. He's a loner, figuring it's easier to exist in solitude rather than form a bond that he knows can so easily be severed by tragedy. However, after a new girl appears in the village, his aloofness is threatened. After all, she's just like him. Haunted by a troubled past, Kirigakure hunter-nin Mare Nakagawa is drowning in the darkness of nightmares and self-loathing. Unable to find the will to truly connect with others due to her trauma and isolation, she finds herself thrown into the fire as a diplomat to Konohagakure. In the Leaf Village, she slowly begins to heal from her past, with the help of her new friends and lover. The night is long and filled with terrors; however, beyond Kakashi and Mare's greatest fears, daybreak awaits.

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😜Zodiac Friends😜

✨This is about the Zodiacs as humans! ^~^✨Stories, Scenarios, Squads, Annoying Notes, and Emojis!Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!!Gemini: Calm down Libra!Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!!Leo: What if...... Aries was a.... Goat!Virgo: Welcome everyone to LEO LOGIC!Cancer: um... Hi I guess......Scorpio: Hello Cancer

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[WILL BE REWRITTEND]Disguises Can't Last Forever -A watcher Grian fanfic

THIS FANFIC IS DISCONTINUED CURRENTLYDCLF/The Prototypes Au storyGrian; XelquaSo much things to hide....But he can't keep it a secret from his fellow hermits forever now, can he?Will he be able to hide the past that haunts the future?Will he be able to hide the secrets in the amidst of these Watchers that terrorise the hermits?Will they accept him?°☆~{◇•◇}~☆°Only OGs will remember what this story was previously called >:]The story/book contains:Watcher!GrianAuTrans!GrianAuThis story is inspired by countless other Watcher Grian story's (I might get some ideas from some specific stories, but I'll credit them)It's my first time writing, so don't really expect this to be really good :>The thing is, I've only watched from Grian's perspective, so I am very sorry for some of the hermits that have a different personality from what I'm writing/ written.I didn't plan this story properly - Welp. WRITING PLANS CHANGE ALL THE TIME FOR MY FANFICS/STORYSItalics = ThoughtsI wonder if someone can make an animatic on this‐ Haha no way(My writing style seemed to change after a while)Started: 30/11/22Finished: NeverTotal word count at the moment: 10,136Best tag at the moment:#45 in ftmOnce this had:#3 in Watcher#4 in MumboJumbo#1 in FalseSymmetry#1 in Xisuma#4 in Grian#32 in ftm'°~◇/|☆|\◇~°'100 reads ✔️150 reads ✔️200 reads ✔️300 reads ✔️400 reads ✔️500 reads ✔️1K reads ✔️ OMFG thank you all so much :D1.5K reads ✔️2K reads ✔️'°~◇/|☆|\◇~°'5 votes ✔️10 votes ✔️15 votes ✔️20 votes ✔️30 votes ✔️40 votes ✔️50 votes ✔️100 votes ✔️If you're still here, I hope you have a good day/ afternoon/ evening/ night.

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~{Mewtwocool's Mixed Adoptables Book}~ //CLOSED//

{{CLOSED/COMPLETED}}Need an OC, a critter for your profile picture, or just a character for your story? You've come to the right place! There's all kinds of things in here, shapes, sizes, species, and colors gallore! (But mostly Wings of Fire dragons-)

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Rants, Ramblings and Randomness

Mildly entertaining bits of awesomeness. I've been told I'm funny. I guess you'll just have to read on to find out, eh?

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Assassins Creed One-shots (No More Requests)

Hey guys! I'm just gonna start a little one shot thingy because...... Why not? (Hahaha AC reference? Roth's last words....? No...? okay.....) but yeah! So enjoy this and I'll try to update a lot but I'm being hounded with school and stuff so yeah.... Also, this won't have smut or Mature content because some people don't like it and I'm uncomfortable writing smut. but yeah xD. "ENOUGH RAMBLING PHOENIX GET ON WITH THE POINT". "Shut it Jacob I'm one for rambling on just like you." Eh, enjoy the One-shots!

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Progression

these poems are about sensitive topics such as suicide a depression. if you are triggered or otherwise upset by those topics I highly suggest you don't read this. Also if you ever have suicidal thoughts text this hotline: 741741.

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Rants. Rants. More Rants.

This is a book where I rant when ever I feel like it. Why do I need a rant book? Because I need a rant book so I can rant about ranting about ranting too much. That's why.Started: Who Even Knows?Completed: August 1st 2018

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How To Save A Life (KibaIno)

"Kiba then wrapped his arms around me, pulling me into a loving embrace. Instantly, I felt safe under his arms, like I can almost call it home."Months after The Fourth Shinobi War, Ino is left heart broken and haunted from the loss of her father, Inoichi Yamanaka. Despite being kept in the dark, she finds someone who can save her emotionally.He saw the darkness in her beauty,She saw the beauty in his darkness.____________________________________Update:Mid way through writing, The Fray's "How To Save A Life" kind of reminded me of this story. So I thought I'd theme it to the song and change the title, along with the cover photo. I (and happily) made the edit, which is quite surprising because I didn't expect to make it that decent, haha.Warning: Mild language

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Randomness [2]

First page has the information on it.

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Random Stuff: The First Instalment

~ BOOK ONE, NOW COMPLETED ~~ BOOK TWO, NOW COMPLETED ~~ BOOK THREE, IN PROGRESS ~What is life other than an illusion or a simulation in which you complete your everyday life and your goals, then die?©OddAndEvie

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Ask Me Questions

Why hello you beautiful person. This is a questions tag/advice book. Just leave me any question tags in the comments or any other question you have in the comment section. If you want advice on something, just comment in the section and I'll tell you what I have to say about it.

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YAS.

BOOK TWO. This the sequel you have been waiting for my wattpadians that have read my story before this WHAT. This is the sequel man. Are you not squealing? Really? Okay. Fine. Be that way. Funny stories about me and my friends, my family and embarrassing moments that have made me feel emotions. Please read the first book. Vote, comment, laugh, cry, make a reading list dedicated to this story. Read on readers.

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TFS FUNNY QUOTES (COMPLETED)

So Since Majority Of My Readers Liked The DBZ Books I Decided To Make Another One , But This Is STRICTLY Team Four Star. (^~^) If You See Any Quotes Repeated From My Previous DBZ Books, Don't Jump Down My Throat About It Because It's Not That Serious ..... Oh And I Guess These Aren't Really Quotes , They're More Like ..... Shit I Don't Know But You'll See When You Read It ..... But Anyway ENJOY LOVES ! (^.^)

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