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Snufmin//Moomins Oneshots

ehMEh yeUm so a lot of these are probably gonna be angst I'll put in some system or like in the title what it is and these are all things I'll randomly write and decide to upload.There are also vents in here because I'll write Snufkin having my problems so I can get over myself but uh yeEnjoy uwuI swear I'm trying to write more fluff for this thing whoops-

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shrek x jesus

this is for two people- you know who you are. everyone else, please, P L E A S E, ignore this story. I mean you can read it if you want but like you know what you're getting yourself into.

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Thanksgiving Dinner with Awsten Knight

"Awsten sits down at the dinner table, ready to eat this delicious meal"credit to my dumbass friend for saying this and my fucked up brain for thinking that this sounded like a euphemism for sex.

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Drink bleach

Bernie becomes president, much scandal occurs.

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AI dungeon shit that just happened idk

custom is the best option eat my assjuice

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Nopebucks

a story I published years ago on archive of our own now brought to you here cause I finally remembered my password. anyway I wanna die enough as it is so kinkshame me all you want :) Also that's right I moved on from that one Markiplier fic and no I'm not gonna update it 3 almost 4 years later

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POV: its 2015 and you're reading a one direction x reader

pov: you're reading a one direction x reader in 2015 written by a basic white girl who made y/n not inclusive at all yes i did put the catagory as horror

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the purple in me // steph x jessa emh

can i tell you that you are the purple in me?can i call you, just to hear you, would you care?-the purple bottle by animal collectivewhat's up guys, in today's fanfiction we're going to be shipping two female characters who are literally just friends in the og webseries, because i'm a femcel who gets no bitches and has nothing better to do with my time. anyway i love these two i would literally do anything for them

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I'm going to hell for this

This is a troll thing just for me to be evilIt's cringe fuel.The tags were the best part you should read the tags.Enjoy~I have officially decided to turn this into my shitpost book.

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