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DUMBSHIT! Vance Hopper x Reader
You've always thought of Vance Hopper as nothing but the school's own juvenile delinquent. That is till your partnered together for a history project.
Dumbshit Dialogue
Basically, it's just me fucking around with Wattpad and how much bs I can get away with saying stuff so yeah.I might post a part for a week, go without one for 3 or four weeks until I get to make a new one.This books is really just to mess around, sit back relax, read and enjoy!
bxb recommendations
so i usually find bxb recommendation books to be lacking of what exactly it is that i'm looking for, so here's every bxb book i have read and enjoyed
Mᴏʀᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ|L.B
This a part 2 of the 1st love on the brain book if you haven't read that one make sure to go read it and then come back to this ! Enjoy 🥰❤️
The 2 Dumbshits | taekook
A collective of funny -usually weird- and sometimes awkward conversation of BTS' maknaes, Kim Taehyung (katalk id: taehyungie) and Jeon Jungkook (katalk id: kookiee).Will their true feelings be conveyed? Hmm let's find out.
Times Rankiku Kissed her Captain || HitsuRan
Just a bunch of times poor Rankiku accidentally kissed her captainHow many times, you might ask?Well, just read it.For those who think this could only happen once are FOOLS.
𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗗𝗬 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟¦ʰᵃᶻᵇⁱⁿ ʰᵒᵗᵉˡ
⊱𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗗𝗬 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟⊰「YANDERE!HAZBIN HOTEL X COLUMBINA!FEMALE!READER」╰┈➤IN WHICH an high angel from heaven that has been gone for so long had returned for unknown reasons..As she met new people and didn't knew it would draw people to become obsessed with her.. ・───・・🪽・・───・𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 >blood>swearing/cussing>murders>stalking >kidnapping >unfunny jokes>sexual stuff>dark/yandere themes・───・・🪽・・───・✧book written by:me(selvyyr) ✧cover made by @Uyikim ✧Bad grammar/spellings✧Started:2024/01/28✧Ended:2024/06/14✧Rewritten(deleted the original one) ✧hazbin hotel and genshin impact does not belong to me・───・・🪽・・───・
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The Egg - DabiHawks [DISCONTINUED]
You can probably already guess what happens from the title and yes, this story is a dUMB SPOOF ALRIGHT (CraCk FiC).I just made it to laugh at and also I was originally gonna make it a long one-shot but decided to turn it into a story with very short chapters. Just coz.Don't question my ways.oh yeah, don't mind my occasional author commentations, heh...Hashtags: #1 in "egg" (im so proud)
Exposed bitch
Since you wanna be an annoying person mason, here's our convo since im so obsessed with you (:#32 in ugly truth
ೃ⁀➷⋆.ೃ࿔*:･𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗡 # 𝘍.𝘛. ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs + ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗˢ !
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ⁀➷⋆ ❝𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙁𝙐𝙉𝙆 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙔 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 ❞ ! # ╰┈➤ ᶠʳⁱᵈᵃʸ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ᶠᵘⁿᵏⁱⁿ ⁱˢ ʳʰʸᵐᵉ ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ, ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵃᵍᵒⁿⁱˢᵗˢ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍⁱʳˡᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ! ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍⁱʳˡᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ⁱˢ ˢᵗᵒᵖᵖᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʰᵉʳ ᵉˣ ʳᵒᶜᵏˢᵗᵃʳ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ, ⁿᵒʷ ʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ʳᵃᵖ ᵇᵃᵗᵗˡᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵖᵖᵒᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ʷᵃʸˢ ! ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏʸ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵈᵃʸ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ! ೃ⁀➷# ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚╰┈➤ 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 1 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ;; ᗰᗩY, 9Tᕼ, 2021 ! ᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ;;; ᒍᑌᒪY, 18Tᕼ, 2021 ! ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ╰┈➤˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ɴᴇᴡɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅs| //ɴɪɴᴊᴀᴍᴜғғɪɴ99 //ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʀᴀᴅᴇ //ᴋᴀᴡᴀɪsᴘɪᴛᴇ// ᴇᴠɪʟsᴋ8ʀ ! ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚
Potterheads Unite
The only reason I made this was so I could put my pics somewhere and they won't take up space on my phone
Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
After much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base.In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on.The following reports after this would cause them to question their sanity and debate on instituting a mental asylum on base for them.Dark humor is prominent, don't let that alzheimer make you forget that. Testing the thin line bordering "that's funny" and "that's offensive".(Inspired by DearUnclePete's "Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" azur crackfic. Not planned to be long.)
Art book/random dumps
idk i just wanted to dump shi because i like oversharing too much😭😭😭Book contains:Krew(Yhs and other aus) Other fandoms/ytbersOcs
Weird World Called Earth
A normal day In the world of cultivatores means long and boring clan meetings and night hunts , there are rarely any news that makes people as excited as before,there is also no major drama in the major clans. same old world with same old people. But what if ,the boring life of cultivatores suddenly took an 180° turn and the simple people who unaware of other worlds existence suddenly are thrusted into our World?
Kate x bread slicer (fear street story)
Kate finds an unusual love to a bread slicer 🤔 This is all satire so please don't take it seriously
Days of Hana: Hook X (Werewolf)Reader
Hope you like this fanfic!! ^-^.°• This is my first story (and only story that I've wrote), I wrote this when I was like 14, so it's bad and cringe 💀💀 •°.Y'all probably know what Day's of Hana is and the storyline and stuff but with this it's gonna have small edits for room of a readerxhook/readinsert, this is sorta like most animes or asian dramas where the last episode has most of the romance while the rest is all story and development of the characters. Also this may turn out bad but I hope you enjoy reading this fanfic.Started:2018Ended:2021
My 5-Year-Old Diary (completed)
This is literally my 5-year-old diary. It's dumb AF so I had to write it. Beware the multiple spelling errors. (I changed the names of the people mentioned for their security) :)#34 in youngchild #116 in dumbshitWritten by Pyeppa Pig - Emily :)
Count down - Klangst - Voltron
When Lance is struggling with self worth, Pidge comes up with an idea, and the countdown begins, things take a turn for the worst. And the mice watch it all. Enjoy!This should honestly be a one shot but i'm too lazy to fix the chapters, it's not great but thank you for reading :)Her/she for PidgeKlanceTriggers: implied self harm, attempted suicide, slight gore, gay af, and some sad goodbyes. This book was written before many other characters were introduced, meaning only the mains are included that were involved before season 3 I believe. (I honestly cannot rewatch this show to make sure, it hurts a little too much.) But this book is over and done, sorry to disappoint.Please inform me if I left something's unsaid and you would like answers.
Arthalomew, Arthur fi fie falthaziar baltzazar the 2nd
New art book because I'm too bored of the old one 💔💔💔