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Amphibia but everything is shit
a book of amphibia shitshots (shitshots are basically oneshots but with bad writing) this probably won't get updated as muchbecause i'm depressed after watching the hardest thingArtwork isn't mine
Did it Hurt? (Keisuke Baji x Reader)
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?""Jokes on you. I can't feel pain."In which Keisuke Baji met a girl who can't feel pain.
h-h-harold smut owo
join harold on a blow-job adventure! a thrilling family read! ๐ผ๐คฒrecommended for horny kiddies! ๐คค๐คฏ
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The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)
basically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense?finney: finsarmrobin: robinsbandanabruce: mintymanvance: pinballvancebilly: newsboygriffin: invisiblegriffingwen: gwengremlinthe grabber:dumbfuckingfartnocker
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Growing Up In The Stress Of Chicago, It Was Kill Or Be Kilt. What Happens When You Are The One Caught On The Wrong Side?
To Break Her Heart
~complete~There comes a time when everything is just too much to handle by yourself.*apparently this story is kinda like the manga Kaichou wa Maid-sama in the first couple of chapters? I haven't read that before, so I'm sorry about that! I assure you, the rest of it has nothing to do with maids, or any other mangas hopefully lmao*
Cannon Fodder Just Wants to Farm (MTL)
NOT MY STORY. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLYALL CREDITS BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR.GOOGLE TRANSLATED [Danmei Ancient Text]Original Title: ็ฎ็ฐๆปๅชๆณ็ง็ฐAuthor: ่ๅ็ฒพStatus: CompletedHe Zifeng found that he was actually a cannon fodder in the farming article. The brother brought by his stepmother was the protagonist. The other party successfully married the youngest son of the village head's family with a sweet mouth. After that, the days were as prosperous as if they were hanging up.And his whole family was hungry, and the man's wife and the child lived like little beggars.Anyone can make a few sarcastic remarks about him, compare him with the protagonist, and set him off like a puddle of mud.In this life, he didn't care about the coquettish operations of the protagonist. He set up a stall to take care of his children, and he made a good name. And the protagonist didn't have his mental cooperation, and all of a sudden, everyone was stunned.Who would have thought of this!
Cannon Fodder Gong just wants to farm
He Zifeng found out that he was actually the control group in the farming novel. The elder brother brought by his stepmother was the protagonist Gong. The other party succeeded in marrying the youngest son of the village chief's family through his sweet words.But he himself ate enough and the whole family was not hungry, and his son-in-law and children lived like little beggars.Anyone who wants to satirize him, compare him with the protagonist, and make him look like a puddle of mud.In this life, he didn't want to deal with the various coquettish operations of the protagonist Gong, farming and setting up a stall with a baby, he made a fortune. But the protagonist lost his intelligence coordination, and all of a sudden disappeared.This... who would have thought of it!Main attack, Geerwen Mutual favor, there is a plot of having children, those who are thundering should not enterContent tags: giving birth, commoner life, farming, rebirthNOT MINEMTL (no editing)NO VOTINGhttps://www.shubaow.net/216_216990/
Bring It On โ๏ธ
You're a two face? Yes, you are a two faced bitch. So what?, But that's only happened when you're with your dearest sweet sweet boyfriend. You can be the most dangerous girl who spurts offensive uncensored curse words. Dangerous in streets and you can be the most sweetest girl vomiting rainbows in sheets.Something triggered you and your bestfriends, guns and bombs start to slipped into your not so dull life.A psychotic guy with a screw up brain, together with his never ending maze games made your life upside down. Dangerous levels of living chances draw you and your bestfriends nuts, walking in egg shells every single second of the step you took.Challenges after challenges came, can you and your now Ex-boyfriend together with your bestfriends and his friends, survive all the challenges without being hurt or..dead?Do this mission?NO / YES.----------------"See you dumbfuck assholes at the finishing line by next year motherfucker! Make sure bring our winning money or I'll crush your dick with my mom unnecessary 10 inches heels"
Harry Potter's True Life (adopted)
Harry has photographic memory. He remembers very well what happend the night his parents died, or should he say the night his mother died because at the young age of five years old Death told him that James Potter wasn't infact is real father. By the time Harry, (or is that his real name?) goes to Hogwarts he is certain of three things, 1: Survive being in a school with Dumblefuck, 2: Kill the old, manipulative bastard aka Dumb fuck a door, and 3: Fix everything dumbfuck messed up. I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters, I may add an OC or two.What you should expect:-gore-swearing-trigger warnings-possibly smut-mpreg*Please note that Harry will be of age or older before anything happens with his mate.*I do NOT own any characters besides my OC and I do NOT own any art work.Adopted by: toniforbes16
wrong number kid
Trigger warning!If you dont wanna read alot of author notes go to my profile and click:wrong number kid 2.0inspired by a lot of different people this is my first time doing something like this. forgive me if it's bad this does include percy jackson
๐๐๐น๐ธ ๐ โ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ (Mostly Lemons)
hello! this book contains nsfw content and other sensitive topics (im a dark bitch im sorry ๐)may also include crackhead behaviouropen for suggestions!
Purrfectly Impurrfect (Sasuke Love Story)
A story about a cat, the last of her kind, falling in love with an Uchiha, the last of his kind. As she grows up and he leaves for Orochimaru, things take a beautifully nasty turn. {In the process of editingโก}
Agriculture Escape: Ultimate Boss Has A Space Pocket! (2)
Note: This is not MINE. It is for offline reading. I'll say it again it's not MINE its purpose is for offline reading. OK!Author: One Tail LengthTranslator: Atlas StudiosEditor: Atlas StudiosStatus: CompleteChapter: 1-200Synopsis:[space + ancient times kingdom building + escaping from famine]The big shot from the future, Bai Wutong, transmigrated to ancient times with her space pocket! Before she could feel happy, she found herself in a chaotic world! There was murder, robbery, schemes, sky-high prices, and many other things happening all around! The moment she arrived, she had killed two people. Then, she also kindly saved someone but was deceived and stalked as the person insisted on following her. If that's the case, then don't blame her for using aggression in return!After she finally managed to settle down, she was assigned to the frontier to develop the lands. The remote lands were out of anybody's control, and there was nothing more than Bai Wutong could ask for. After a few years, Bai Wutong accidentally led the richest man of the previous dynasty, the prime minister, the commander of the secret guards, a great scholar of the dynasty, the holy maiden, as well as the divine doctor... and turned the barren land into a rich, noble town that everyone desired. When the emperor and his ministers came to admire the place, they were dumbfounded. That man who was pouring tea beside Bai Wutong... Wasn't that the eldest son of the previous emperor, who had been dead for many years?!
Don't Ask Me ๐ฅด
Just a bunch of quotes that we've all said (this is a joint account) and put down here :)° Most of the quotes will just have initials by them instead of our names° They might be in a different style since everyone is putting in quotes as they happen
Agriculture Escape: Ultimate Boss Has A Space Pocket!
Note: This is not MINE. It is for offline reading. I'll say it again it's not MINE its purpose is for offline reading. OK!Author: One Tail LengthTranslator: Atlas StudiosEditor: Atlas StudiosStatus: CompleteChapter: 1-200Synopsis:[space + ancient times kingdom building + escaping from famine]The big shot from the future, Bai Wutong, transmigrated to ancient times with her space pocket! Before she could feel happy, she found herself in a chaotic world! There was murder, robbery, schemes, sky-high prices, and many other things happening all around! The moment she arrived, she had killed two people. Then, she also kindly saved someone but was deceived and stalked as the person insisted on following her. If that's the case, then don't blame her for using aggression in return!After she finally managed to settle down, she was assigned to the frontier to develop the lands. The remote lands were out of anybody's control, and there was nothing more than Bai Wutong could ask for. After a few years, Bai Wutong accidentally led the richest man of the previous dynasty, the prime minister, the commander of the secret guards, a great scholar of the dynasty, the holy maiden, as well as the divine doctor... and turned the barren land into a rich, noble town that everyone desired. When the emperor and his ministers came to admire the place, they were dumbfounded. That man who was pouring tea beside Bai Wutong... Wasn't that the eldest son of the previous emperor, who had been dead for many years?!
Essays
A bunch of essays I wrote for school, you guys can use them I guess as long as you change the wording because imagine trying to cheat and get caught lol
My Royal Beasts Are All Mythical Part 2
Short Title : MRBAMAlternate Title : ๆ็ๅพกๅ ฝ้ฝๆฏ็ฅ่ฏ็บง / All My Beasts are LegendaryStatus : CompletedAuthor : Da Yu Is Fat Again / The big fish is fat againGenre : Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Martial Arts, Xuanhuanโก๏ธSUMMARY:Twenty thousand yuan daily[Lingming Stone Monkey] + [Nine Turns Xuanmu Qi] + [Earth Shark Transformation Fruit] + [Colorful Lingyun] = Lingming God Monkey King[Lingming God Monkey King] + [Zhenhai God Iron] + ...... = Qitian God Monkey King[Qitianshen Monkey King] + ...... = Pantianshen ApeIn the era of the nation's beasts, Ye Xuan brought a super favorite editor, indicating that he could also evolve a snake into a dragon that soars for nine days.Thus, the little monkey he raised became a god ape.The bird he raised became a giant Kunpeng.
Avengers fanfic, Peter and Tony
Tony was meant to snap, but peter didnt want him to die, and couldn't stand it either so he took the only way out of seeing that happen was to snap in Tony's place.