DOUCHE → JWW

"you're also my girlfriend, of course."in which the midnight kiss was nothing more than a midnight kiss.(based off of star show 360)©︎brosvt :: 2k16 - 2k17

Douchebag | JSchlatt ✔️

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Brianna Cilla is an introverted small streamer who moves into an apartment in Brooklyn New York only to meet her new neighbor who she immediately dislikes. Her neighbor on the other hand is only intrigued by her coldness towards him and when he discovers that they are so similar and share friends, he continues to chase after her to try and get closer to her. ~~~Jschlatt X OC Kinda Slow Moving (My bad)No beta we die like Boomer to Sapnap Not Written Well At All (Sorry :/)~~~COMPLETED!Dates: 06/19/2022 - 10/18/2022Words: [ 75,000 - 80,000 ]~~

Colonel Douche || Rick Flag

Suicide Squad. Rights belong to Warner Brothers and DC Films Lieutenants Finley and Rick Flag hit it off after a drunken night. But who really comes in to steal her heart?Completed

Douchebag X Reader

Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. You are in south park as the news of a new kid spreads. What will happened if douchebag tells you the truth or will your brother kyle tell you.In this story Kyle family adopts you since Sheila wanted a girl.This character is from the south park game so if you don't know about this check out the game.

Cliché, Touché and Douche

{Completed - #12 highest}I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling.The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling.I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again.He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.

[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

"How have you not fallen in love with me?""Easy, you're a douchebag."Dialogue Story[1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]

DOUCHE ALERT!

New year, new life... at least that's what Y/n hoped for. But then enters a transfer student, who acts like he has made it his life mission to make their life miserable.Stray Kids Text FicStray Kids Crack Fic

100 Ways to be a 'Douche'

Way number 11.) Leave a note in someone's locker that says 'I killed your Daddy.' Number 12.) Repeat number 11.With this new How-To book you can learn to be hated by everyone you know! (D-Bag Co. is not responsible for any death threats you may receive while under the instruction of this book.)

romano reid | spencer reid

Dr. Spencer Reid, a guy who isn't the best with girls. Meets one, a very...special one.highest rankings:#1 in #criminalminds - 10/16/20|4/7/21#2 in #cm#1 in #marinecorps - 4/27/21#3 in #drspencerreid - 2/6/21#2 in #powerfulwoman - 7/7/21I DO NOT OWN ANY CRIMINAL MINDS CHARACTERS, JUST THE ONES I MAKE UP.

fault | spencer reid

spencer reid fan fiction.spencer reid meets a girl, who is the complete opposite of him. but also, exactly like him. gianna beckett, seems to have something with aaron hotchner. the team doesn't know what it is.(spoilers, i think the highest season of a spoiler this gets to is 9. so if you don't like spoilers, wait till you finish season 9)UNDERGOING EDITING!!!!ALSO I WAS VERY YOUNG WHEN I WROTE THIS, SO THE PLOT PROBABLY ISNT THE BEST

Mates With A Douche bag

Madison is a emo and her mom hates her guts. On top of that kids at school hates her guts too. One day her worst enemy tells her their mates. Will she be love struck or will she suffer the pain of rejecting her mate

His princess

Aros daughter lived in the voltori with her father and uncles.She helped rule the vampire world with her kindness and beauty.She one day she was ordered to go visit the cullens with her father to meet another half breed just like her.When she gets there she meets a man....who is it...WITH BLOOPERSThank you all so much for showing my story love! I never thought it could get this many votes and views I am so thankful ❤️

When you disappeared

GENDER NEUTRAL READER + SLEEPY BOISYour 'dad' is Philza and he's been with you and your brothers your entire life until one day...Cover art isn't mine, sorry I spent a while looking for the artist and if anyone knows, please inform me :) END PLOT TWIST (mostly because i lost patience with this story but here's a pre-warning)TOP RANKINGS#7 in philza#8 in wilbur#18 in ranboo

"Try not to fall for the blue haired douche." (Josh Ramsay Love Story)

The Official Douche Bag Travel Guide of Chad Barrington

After having a tantrum in court that lands him in contempt, Chad Barrington is forced to seek counseling and take two months off. Unable to work, this top notch lawyer decides to go on vacation and sooth his battered ego. Chad quickly learns that it's possible to be a total Douche in paradise as well...

Doctor's Orders (RikkaXIra)

{COMPLETED} Ira has been acting strange during battle. This worried Rikka, so she decided to take matters into her hands. Could it be that Ira has gotten sick?This is the first book in my Rira series.⤐ Book 2: More than Just your Enemy [RikkaxIra]⤐ Book 3: Uncovering the Truth [RikkaxIra](Highest Rank: #1 out of "rikkaxira" #1 out of "dokidokiprecure" Thank you all so much!)

Forget Me Not (Dt Sans X Reader)

It wasn't your fault you were in this situation. It just happened at random chance, now you were stuck in a loop. A endless repetitive loop of death and obsessive love.He wanted to keep you forever, and if it meant becoming a monster worse than anything, he'd be okay with it.After all, he LOVED you~ HeyyyyySomething I came up with, don't know if ill be doing smut with it or not, buuut hey, it's DT Sans, people seem to like him, updates will be slow, but please be patient!! :PBesides I don't think there's enough love for DT.Lol no regrets writing this whatsoever since DT Sans is bae for me ;) (June 5th: Lies, I have a new bae now ;-; and it's Horror Sans)Btw if gore and such makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry my dude, but that's whats gonna be in this book.And some heavy angst between you the reader and Sans of course..But of course budding romance!!!(I think..?)Verrrrry verrrrryyyy slow burnTags will be added along the way

More than just your enemy (Sequel to "Doctor's Orders [RikkaXIra]")

{COMPLETE} After the dramatic events in the past, Rikka and Ira are finally together!!! Rikka is more than overjoyed to have Ira by her side, but Ira, who has never imagined to have experience love, struggles into finding his purpose in life. Not only that, he worries if the Precures would even ever come near him. Rikka notices this, and starts to worry. What would happen if Rikka couldn't protect the love she feels?⚠️ Mature Warning ⚠️ Contains self-harm This is the second book in my Rira series⤐ Book 1: Doctor's Orders [RikkaxIra]⤐ Book 3: Uncovering the Truth [RikkaxIra](Highest Ranking: #3 out of "dokidokiprecure"- Thank you all so much!)

Married To The Douchebag of the Century

"I do" I said, trying not to puke because of my own words. Josh rolled his eyes, "Yeah...what she said." I frowned, I may not like this stupid arrangement, but the least this ass could do was fake it. Who says...yeah...what she said, AT A WEDDING?! Meet Charlotte, the ultimate good girl, and also the girl who just wanted to live life normal. But, after being pressured into going to a party and living the wild life...something crazy happened, making her life anything but normal.Cover made by @sam-smith

I miss you | Ellie Goulding

Ellie is on tour and Lilly miss her girlfriend.© douchenozzles, 2015

The Redemption of a Douchebag (Hazbin Hotel Fanfic)

After the hotel remodel is finally finished, things finally seem to be on the up and up for the hotel. That is until a very unwelcome guest shows up at the front door. Unsure of his motivations, the hotel crew must determine if it really is safe to let their new guest stay at their hotel, and whether or not redemption is truly what he has in mind.

Return of the dinosaurs

This is my own story of the dinosaurs and hybrids along with pictures of dinosaur king an old show I used to watch as a kid so I hope you enjoy this I don't own any of the pictures. Also the dinosaur king characters are going to be in this story I own NOTHING but I made up the hybrids and this does not include the indominus Rex or the indoraptor. Also this is my first story so it's gonna be crappy.

I Want You | Ellie Goulding

How Lilly met her girlfriend Ellie. Sequel to "I miss You"© 2015, douchenozzles

This Is The Primetime (Sequel To "Try Not To Fall For The Blue Haired Douche")

𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑩𝑨𝑮 𝑱𝑨𝑹. a graphic shop.

CLOSED FOREVER. est. jan '17.