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back to schnenzjsaya (childe x reader x alhaitham)
"show the world I'm a Childe simp"dedicated to @AnAlienFromJupiter for being a childe simp[this is a joke, pls don't take it seriously]
The Misadventures of the 79th Class
Kokichi's a little liar, Miu's horny, Angie doesn't understand sarcasm, and poor Shuichi keeps getting knocked out. Rantaro is avocado man. Somebody needs to explain to Shuichi what wap is.Ryoma saves the day, cause he's just that great.
Mha Groupchat Tingz
Mha chatfic lmfaoIt's low-key dekubowl. Basically, everyone's gay.I'm shit at writing descriptions-Anyways, its just crack i like to write.Its a groupchat.If you follow me, Pls know this is not how i write fics, this is just kind of an escape to crackville-pics aren't mine
![Frank x Jake | Subwaysurfer (Crack? But also not?)-Fic[OLD]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/239276480.jpg "Frank x Jake | Subwaysurfer (Crack? But also not?)-Fic[OLD]")
Frank x Jake | Subwaysurfer (Crack? But also not?)-Fic[OLD]
A young assassin with a mission in debt for the Infinity Organization must overcome his feelings in order to pay it off. What will he do when he develops feelings for his target? And not only that, but also powers?
STARPAW'S AMAZINGNESS (LE WARRIORS TROLLFIC)
STARPAW IS THE BEST WARRIOR EVA. SHE IS SCOURGE'S KIT BUT HE ABUSED HER AND ABANDONED HER WHEN SHE WAS AN APPRENTICE AND SHE WAS FOUND BY THUNDER CLAN AND MEETS MOONPAW AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT (I have onlyread the first Warrior's book so plz forgive me for making so many frisking errors)
Finally -Foah (COMPLETED)
Okay so-first off, this is obviously a foah book. So if you don't like it, Idc bc you shouldn't have looked for a foah book anyways 😌 This book was made for my bestie Axel, who requested it. THIS IS CONPLETED!!!Ships include:FoahSillieCharlie x Natalia (I couldn't find their ship name)⚠️-TW-⚠️SEXUAL ASSAULTHOMOPHOBIA/HOMOPHOBIC MENTIONSCURSING SOMEWHAT ANGSTYIf any of these are uncomfortable to you, pls skip to another chapter or don't read book. ~ Description ~FINN AND NOAH have always been close. Ever since season 1 of Stranger Things, they've slowly built up a strong relationship, full of trust. Finn and Noah have secrets the two of them would rather not to tell the other. Although they have been through good and bad together. But Noah had finally built up the courage to come out to his parents and twin sister.
Unexpectedly birdie suprise uwu.. aizetsu x urogi (JOKE!!)
THIS STORY IS A JOKE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY PLS!Aizetsu was walking by urogi's room (who rizzed up eagles when he sees them cuz he bird style) he heard...some weird so he knocked on da door to see if he ok but he didn't answer....so he opened the unexpectedly.... something unexpectedly!!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱 Maybe he can rizz up someone else he planned.
iffy // P1Harmony Soul (ft. Keeho)
"I lost my money to a chicken"--------Choi Byeol needs to get on Keeho's good side. What other way to do just that than babysit his friend? Okay, maybe not babysit (given that he's 17) but Soul is -q-u-i-t-e- a handful. Will she be able to take care of him for the day?Or has she gotten in way over her head?--------comedy with a side of potatoesdon't be a silent reader pls! enjoy~most impressive ranking: #2 in hakushota and #1 in jongseob
A Dangerous Captive (Completed)
Assassin x Mafia Boss - - - Adelaide is a trained assassin sent out to kill Romano Acerbi, the leader of the largest Italian mafia group there is.When her assignment to kill goes south, and she ends up tied to a chair in a dingy little room, Romano presents her with a choice - help him eliminate 10 different people and she will be rewarded with a generous amount of money, no strings attached. Adelaide is promptly submerged in a house full of secrets, backstabbers, love and lust, but she only hopes to leave and gain her freedom. Whether she will actually be able to do so is a completely different story. - "What's your question?"He took a step toward me"Kiss me."- TRIGGER WARNING FOR VIOLENCE, ASSAULT AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.COMPLETELY EDITEDAwards !First place winner in The Flower AwardsFirst place winner in The Green Leaves AwardsFirst place winner in The Snowflake AwardsThird place winner in The Scripturam AwardsRankings ! #4 in Love#4 in Fiction #3 in Murder#2 in Mature #1 in Seduction#1 in Dangerous#1 in Violence#1 in Humour#1 in Gangs#1 in LustIf you've made it this far, just read the damn book pls and thank you
Leviathanverse Sanses x Reader Oneshots Vore
This contains vore. If you don't like vore then pls leave. Those who stayed, request away
Star crossed lovers, ( Malachi Barton)
Malachi Barton and Lula Anderson first crossed paths on a red carpet years ago, exchanging only brief pleasantries before going their separate ways. Fast forward two years later, they find themselves cast together in a movie filming in New Zealand. As they reunite on set, it becomes increasingly apparent to everyone around them - from friends and co-stars like MK, Julian, Sway, Milo, Meg, Freya to their friends back home in LA like Ariana, Shay,mecckena - that there is undeniable chemistry between Malachi and Lula. Will fate bring them together or tear them apart as they navigate the complexities of love in Hollywood?start june 18 2024end aug 5 2024sequel : once upon a new year's/ ivy ( sequel to star crossed lovers ~ malachi barton)hope you read it
Immortal Beloved(Yandere eren x y/n x yandere bestfriend x tsundere bully )
** I don't own the cover, credit to Bearbrickjia on twitter!!THIS IS SATIRE! THIS FIC IS SATIRE PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! This was made by my friend and I as a joke made to parody fanfics writers. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! TW - lotss of cringeNow, without further ado, please enjoy the story <33 (◡‿◡✿) HELLO MY FELLOW SHINOBI UWU it's author-chan here🤪🤪soooo this is my first ever fanfic so plsss don't judge me 🥺🥺TwT I'll be sad so no bullying also ty for reading this and sorry for the spelling mistakes english is not my first language 🥺🥺❤️❤️please support me by voting 🥺❤️ love youuu ( ˘ ³˘)♥PS: I don't own AOT or Eren(at least not for now😳)!!!
Youtuber giant/tiny stories
Various stories of different youtubers in various situations. (Also includes one shots)These stories are just platonic :)
Storm // dreamnotfound
DNF book ANGST WARNING ⚠️ there will be trigger warnings at the top of potentially sensitive chapters-After Nick experiences problems of his own, he takes it out on his friends or random people, specifically Clay and George. What happens when the school bully's friend doesn't like they way he's being spoken to, and speaking to others?-
The Missing Stitch (On Hold)
They won't mention him no matter how much you try to get them to, they never answer any of your questions about him, all you know is that he's a purple cat with a moon charm...One of them warned you not to go into night mode after you completed the game... why?was he trying to protect you from something? Or was he trying to stop anything from happening?"listen, just don't ask questions, and don't enter night mode... please..."He told you, not specifying why, but of course, being a curious 16-year-old, you didn't listen, none of the players did...Little would you realize, that entering night mode would be a huge mistake for you...{Started: Jan 22nd, 2024}{Ended: REDACTED}
![[BL]蛮荒有个小狼攻](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/274817883.jpg "[BL]蛮荒有个小狼攻")
[BL]蛮荒有个小狼攻
Author: Shangbei StreetStatus: CompleteStatus in COO: 62 Chapters+4 ExtrasAs a successor of Gu doctor, Xiao Chen was ordered to take Gu to the Orc Continent.To him who didn't know it, this continent was simply a sacred place for making Gu.Until he met a behemoth that was dying!Xiao Chen was silent, knowing that saving this behemoth would "eat him", so it was better to let it rot to death in the forest.Attack version copywriting:During a hunt, he was severely injured to save the tribe's patriarch, unable to transform.Unwilling to stay in the tribe and be pityed and discriminated against, he chose to escape.Until I met Xiao Chen."Woo-" I'm going to carry this little female home, and then sleep with him!••••✷ PLS DON'T REPORT.✷OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ,NOT MINE.if u have any problem with novel u can PM me .DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.✷IMAGE cover is NOT MINE.✷ Beaware of GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES.
Eye of the Tiger // By Ariabba
Batman buys some fish for his tiger, but what happens when he learns that his actions have consequences?!SHORT STORY!This is a really unhinged story I wrote in class. It is definitely not my best work. I recommend reading my Shai Oneshots book (its based on two guys in my class) cause it's written WAY better than this shit. Read at your own risk!!Also if English isn't your first language and you aren't very confident about it but still want to write stories, please use fucking grammarly. I'm sick of reading stories with excellent plots but shit writting.Cover was made using images.ai! Cover does not belong to me! Batman does not belong to me, but the plot line does!
![Eternalized in the Internet - Ben drowned x Georgia [CRACKSHIP]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/287974091.jpg "Eternalized in the Internet - Ben drowned x Georgia [CRACKSHIP]")
Eternalized in the Internet - Ben drowned x Georgia [CRACKSHIP]
On a night like any other, Georgia and a few friends stumble upon clever bot, a internet ai chat bot. After messing around with the bot for a while Georgia finds herself falling for the bot.After spending hours talking to it Georgia realizes it may not be Cleverbot she's speaking to.How will Georgia react to this discovery? Will she find love? Will she hate him?
Back To Amphibia
After 10 years, the Calamity Trio make their way back to Amphibia and the reunited gang is ready to face a mysterious new evil. After they catch up with each other, of course. Get ready for tears, drama, action and more with this fanfic!Note: Sorry if the characters reactions, responses, feel and general style aren't like they are in the canon show. There will also be angst and fight scenes. I will also be introducing a few new characters, so don't mind that. This is also my first story, pls don't judge.I don't own most of the characters, only the ones I made up. Amphibia is owned by Matt Braly.