Incompetent (phan)

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick."{or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by}STARTED - 10/06/16COMPLETED - 11/12/16

Feverish Courage (Karmanami Fanfiction)

*I do not own Assassination Classroom*Karma was excited to test Okuda's infused Anti-sensei candy until he knew Okuda was sick. He voluntarily entered Koro-sensei's (love) scheme when he decided to give Okuda a visit only to be greeted with a surprise.(Cover does not belong to me. I found it on pinterest, this also serves as my inspiration for the fic)Warning: OOC Characters

Finally, Competent Mothafuckas

This story is basically a what if take.Said what if is what would happen if the Villains actually felt like a threat and were competent. Ofcourse, the main cast is also expanded upon just like the villains.

Undertale AU Short Stories

Just some short stories. Most of them are based off actually real stories I've heard before, others, are just from my mind. I'd say their pretty good. (but no promises) They're about Undertale AU ships. You may request a ship or even story ideas. Please read. Or don't. I don't care.

𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏 - bachira meguru

𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏 Bachira Meguru X Fem! Reader currently being written by: 𝘬𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 /cuh-leyn/-SYPNOSIS: In which, a locked up prodigy is invited to a facility OR In which, a prodigy strives to remember the past by playing football while gaining the attention of a teammate. -WARNINGS: gaslighting child abuse cursing mentions of death mentions of sa Ang fanfictiong ito ay rated SPG, striktong patnubay at gabay ng magulang ang kailangan sa mga maaring masaksihang tema. Lingwahe, Karahasan, Sexual, Horror, o droga na hindi angkop sa mga bata. By: GMA-AUTHOR'S NOTE: After rewatching bllk, I finally had the motivation to rewrite this fanfiction, yey! Blue lock does not belong to me, it is written by Muneyuki Kaneshiro and illustrated by Yusuke Nomura. -ONGOING. Started on March 2023 Rewritten on 07/28/24

Incompetent Incubus (masc) {ongoing}

Incubi need sex. Turns out, getting it is easier said than done.Denki KaminarixMaleReaderI have a FemReader version on my profile too if you'd prefer that.Last update: August 31st 2021

Poems because I'm A Freaking Nerd

Greetings greeting, one and allHope you're ready to have a ballI'm just kidding,Im broke as frickBut it's alrightBecause I still have breadsticksAnd don't you stress,This is no school boreThis is some madnessYou'll probably just ignoreBut if you do enjoyThat's a surpriseBut I appreciate you lyingBut still, please don't lieAnyway, this book is full of poemsBecause I like musicSometimes I want to write my own,But I don't know the magic music writing trickSo I write the lyricsBut none of them stickSo I just leave them as soundless songsKnowing they'll be useful...I don't know how else to rhyme with "Ick"...So, my creativeness is running lowSo I think now i'm just gonna goUse these for school if you want.I don't really care....croissant.Aight, I think that's my cue to leaveSo I guess I'll make like a tree and get the eff out....uh...Enjoy!

Competent

When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, he got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?!" One-shot. OOCness galore!

||𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓||

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 a bit strange, a phenomenon that people would call abnormal. Multiple people over the world, fans of a particular anime.Recived a package...─────────────────────❝𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘼𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂...𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻, 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻..𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲..𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘼𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣~❞─────────────────────𝗞𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗡𝗼 𝗬𝗮𝗶𝗯𝗮/𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 & 𝗠𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮/𝗕𝗼𝗸𝘂 𝗡𝗼 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗔𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 & 𝗧𝗼𝗸𝘆𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 |𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉||𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨|────┈┈┈┄┄╌╌╌╌┄┄┈┈┈────ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵒʷⁿ ᵃⁿʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ᵃʳᵗ ˢʰᵒʷⁿ• ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ ˢˡᵃʸᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵒʸᵒʰᵃʳᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵒᵘᵍᵉ•────┈┈┈┄┄╌╌╌╌┄┄┈┈┈────ᵒʳⁱᵍⁱⁿᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ" ⁴'⁷'²²ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ" ⁸'²⁰'²²ᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ" °'°'°ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉᵈ" ¹⁰'¹⁴'²²ˢᵗᵃᵗᵘˢ" ᵒⁿᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ

February {l.s}

"I know that this instrument isn't only wood and strips of metal, it comes alive. It burns and singes. It sings and cries. It heals my mental scars and wounds with its soft melody." /almaceleste2014short story

Mafia (A Sanscest Murder Story)

Trigger warnings!! This story has mentions of Self harm and suicide. It also has detailed descriptions of murder scenes, rape, and gore. If you are sensitive to this stuff, please, self care is number one importance, please do not read this book!!Hello!If you're reading this, chances are you've been invited to hang out with me and a whole bunch of other sanses for a fun little game.Who am I you may ask? Many call me Sans, others Bill, but I'm mostly known as Bill!Sans. Pleasure to meet you.Like I said Before, I'm inviting you and a bunch of other sanses for a fun little game. Meet me in my AU for the rules.Oh! Also, if you decide to turn down this offer, you can have the option to come or die. It's your choice.That's all for now! Cypher Out!

reconsider

❝time's gone by and i'm still so far from over.❞© incompetent_

saiki

Name: This Bastard Is Too Competent Author: 싸우전드Artist: 타탐 | TatamYear: 2020Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, ShounenStatus: 251 Chapters (Complete)Translated: 158 (latest)He was the one who would become the greatest monarch in history."The spot you had climbed once, there's nothing you can't climb again."Read this on Readhive to support the translators and their staff. I only upload this here so that I can read it in an offline mode. Hope y'all can be understanding.

Gigi, The Incompetent Witch

Gigi was expected to do great things. But with such a mountain of success thrown in front of her, she meekly went around it, preferring the quiet, peaceful sort of life.What Gigi didn't realize was that Destiny had an uncanny ability to catch you and throw you headfirst into whatever mayhem you dodged. With a self-righteous knight, a petrified hat, a useless nuwa, and a homicidal dragon to deal with; Gigi is dumped with the responsibility of saving the world. An endeavor which she tries to evade at any cost.Special thanks to @Sydney-C-Grey for the cover.

The Rebel Angels and Friends (OC Short Stories)

Just a load of me and my friends OCS and stories. The group gets up to a load of stupid shit. Originally was "A Curse more than a Blessing" but I decided I didn't have to much motivation to write a full out story line, so I decided to just write a bunch of short stories. I hope you enough and I hope this makes you laugh! Enjoy~Cover by: @xerenoSora and Kaiden by: @X_K16_XFoxy and Seana by: @xerenoArt by: @xereno and @X_K16_XWriting by: @X_K16_X

Art Book

fan Art I made for other stories I likeMostly traditional sorry

Zach The Neko (BxB)

Zach was given up to the shelter at 7 years old. Since then he's made and lost friends, lost weight and every sense of hope. Quiet and shy he sits alone in his cage, looked over without a second thought. Until one boy comes along.Cover pic doesn't belong to me.

Stupid Crap with AU Sanses

Sans the skeleton is a thing.But there are also alternate versions of him.And they do some pretty stupid things.Let's see what they get up to...

Sentimiento incompetente

Una chica se enamora de un chico perdidamente

Love you, forever and more

In a world where magic, royalty and perfect pairs are real, and fate cannot be twisted,those meant to be are meant to be,once your in love you cant ever stop loving.Atsumu is going to get married to Sakusa, nothing will change that.Sakusa fell in love, now he can't fall out of love and can't fall in love with someone else, but Atsu dosen't feel the same, will that stop one kiyommi Sakusa, you bet your crowns it won't.Atsumu had convined himselve he loved Sakusa because of this fact but it's wrong, Sakusa isn't the giving Atsu that warm feeling inside, those small blushes, those genuine smile, only one person was, and that's none other then the commenar Shinsuke Kita, who Atsu met when he was 7.A magical encounter, a magical love, a magical ending.ROYALTY AU.

Too Incompetent To Be A Space Captain

A short story about a depressed astronaut (Tom) and his arch nemesis (Will Stanton). It's funny, just trust me. Written one line (ish) at a time by two bored humans in an English class. To my best knowledge we are both posting this to our individual accounts so don't accuse us of copying. (Not my photo tho)

Incompetent: Tsukishima Kei x Reader

This wasn't requested by anyone. I just wanted to write this, so I hope you really like it. It is my first Haikyuu!! story, be gentle. I don't plan on writing this story like my others, but I plan to put an author's note at the beginning that will explain a little more on what I want to do with this story. I hope you like it! If you have a request for a story, please go to my request book. And, always, thank you for reading!

Story ideas

Story ideas you can take.I never have the motivation to actually do them, but they seem cool. Most are gonna be Undertale AU themed, but you can use them for other things as well.So basically, I have a whole bunch of unpublished stories that I have no idea what do with, so instead of actually writing books, I'll give you all a chance to take my idea and spin it in your own way. You can change it in any way. These can inspire you to have your own idea. You can bend them all you want. It doesn't have to be exact. It's open ended.So, have fun.

Incompetent detectives

Kim Namjoon has been recently promoted from Detective to captain. He is assigned to lead a group of five incompetent detectives and a sergeant who he has no idea how he got the position. They may seem idiotic but each of them hold unimaginable talents that a few believe they have ....* ships*NamjinSope Vminkookenjoy

Snakes on Ladder

puddinghead

This is where all the top quality writing happens. From deep (fried) shit to appreciations. Come inside my head a little bit, you will probably regret it but hey, you might learn something.