MC: "Hey Beel, I have a question for you."
Beel: "Hmm? What is it MC?"
MC: "Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?"
Beel confused: "Wha-?"
MC: "Cause you lookin' like a snacc."
Beel now visibly worried: "....MC, have you eaten today? Would you like to go out for food???"
MC muttering to themselves in disbelief: "Holy shit, the pick up line worked!"
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*ย
Lucifer: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.ย
Everyone:ย
MC: ... I did. I broke it.ย
Lucifer: No, no you didn't. Beel?ย
Beelzebub: Don't look at me. Look at Levi.ย
Leviathan: What?! I didn't break it.ย
Beelzebub: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?ย
Leviathan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!ย
Beelzebub: Suspicious.ย
Leviathan: No, it's not!ย
Belphegor: If it matters, probably not, but Asmo was the last one to use it.ย
Asmodeus: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!ย
Belphegor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?ย
Asmodeus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, BELPHIE!ย
MC: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.ย
Lucifer: No! Who broke it!?ย
Everyone:ย
Leviathan: Hey... Mammon's been awfully quiet.ย
Mammon: REALLY?!*Everyone starts arguing*ย
Lucifer: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
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Lucifer: Satan is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Asmo: Okay, did you talk before he got upset?
Lucifer: ...yes?
Asmo: That's probably it.
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Barbatos: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
MC: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Barbatos: Thank you.
MC:
MC: What drugs do you take?
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Lucifer: It's time for your punishment
Lucifer: *smirks*
[Minutes later]
Lucifer: Why are you struggling and using your fingers?
MC, sobbing as they desperately use their fingers for their math homework: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO