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Stories by: TalkinHank
42 stories
Quicklime (Demoman x Soldier)
The Voice in the TV said if he didn't cooperate, she'd take him out to a gravel pit and have him shot. She makes good on that promise.
Keep in a Cool Dry Place (Demoman x Soldier)
Tavish's good eye is going. Decades of rocket blasts have taken their toll on Jane's tinnitus. Tavish's bad knee hurts more often than not these days, and both of them have trouble bringing in the groceries anymore. A couple of old, past their prime mercs live out their days, but at least they're slowly breaking down together.
The Transitive Property of Curses and the Like
A wizard takes on an apprentice. The wizard is not a willing participant in this exchange.
Yesterday's Glory (Fiona x Gavin)
Today, while the blossoms still cling to the vineI'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your sweet wineA million tomorrows shall all pass away'Ere I forget all the joy that is mine, Today
Temmie and Chara Go to White Castle
One of them is a Pollyanna emotionally stunted from years of abuse. The other eats paper. Together, America's favorite duo takes the Undergound by storm. (Swapfell)
Interface
I'm the God-Emperor of the Universe, and this is my Favorite Store on the Citadel!
The World is Round, Honey (Talon Trio)
At twenty-six years old, Sombra decided she wanted to join the most powerful terrorist organization in the world.At twenty-seven years old, she decided she wanted to blow them up too.
Don't Lose Your Head Over It (Demoman x Soldier)
A fic centered entirely on the WAR! and the effects on it its two participants.(remember me as i was not as i am)
You Better Throw the First Punch (Lindsay x Michael)
He just can't seem to shake them loose.
The Church Bunch (Church x Tucker)
Here's the storyOf a handsome bastardWho was bringing up one very troublesome childThe kid spoke nothingBut blargAnd he drove his father wildHere's the storyOf a man named ChurchWho was busy with three boys of his ownThere were four of themPut all togetherYet they were all alone
The Rumor Come Out: Does the Old Gods is Trans?
Four warriors, three days, a journey in the Western Approach. Another journey occurs simultaneously.
Yarn Interpolation
Some doomed timeline where whoops! Looks like someone forgot to make the Game! And when your powers involve Seeing the best course of action for you and your friends, a lack of purpose or meaning can really start to take its toll. Welcome to being human, Rose. The rest of us are also learning to deal. (Rose x OC, Past Rose x Kanaya, Queerplatonic Beta Kids)
Draw and Quarter a Stranger (Aveline x Hawke)
To pair the children of the Amell and Dumar houses would be the exact political alliance Kirkwall needs, a precise combination of unwavering conviction and virtuous temperance that could unite the city in haha just kidding everyone's too gay for that
Spiritual Weapon (Blackwall x Inquisitor)
2nd level evocationCasting Time: A several week ride from HerciniaRange: Aprox. 1.4 square miles, plus the surrounding farmlandDuration: As long as it takesWhen you cast this spell, you and your husband leave the relative comfort of your routine and travel to Wycome, unaware what troubles have bloomed in the city-state since last you heard from your clan. On arrival, you take psychic damage equal to 1d8 + your spellcasting ability modifier.
Rousses (Aveline x Hawke)
You could say that Hawke was born angry.But it wouldn't be the whole truth.
Spring // Consecrated (Krem x Inquisitor)
The Inquisitor? High strung? A ridiculous accusation.
You Rough Legged, Sharp Shinned, Red Tailed, Mother of Mine (Isabela x Hawke)
Hawke collects strays. It's a tragedy and you know it.
What We in the 'Biz Call, "A Fixer-Upper"
A Fake AH origin story told in reverseorJeremy starts a crew. The rest falls into place.
Stuck the Execution (Liliana x Kaya)
Kaya hunts a dead woman. That's less literal than it usually is.suggested talking points: danger egg, the thinnest possible pretense to get them to bang, mud planet, good night Wesley, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning
