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Reggie Domic is in a desperate search for a job. Being kicked out of the family house at 19, he is on the hunt for anything that will give him a steady flow of income. However, no matter how hard he tries, a job just won't seem to stick.A series of unfortunate events eventually leads to him getting a good paying job. Not only that, but he also gets a new phone, a new car and a new house! However there's a catch. The job position is called "Wedgie Assistant", and he is working for his former bully, now boss.It's a twisted and messed up job offer that can't be refused. Reggie's new life will be an interesting ride with many loops and turns. All because he got hired for wedgies.--------------------------Heads up that this story will probably have some things that can be considered sexual so(+18 warning)• Scenes may depict partial or complete nudity• Vulgar language may be used• Very slight racismAlso, there will be another version of this story that will be homosexual (boyxboy) after a certain chapter. That book will differ from this book and will be entirely separate. Both physically and plot wise.Hope you enjoy!

When I opened my eyes I saw a familiar figure:"What do you think you're doing? Insulting me in front of my men. Do you have a death wish?"I covered my ears:"For my sake! Can't you shut up for three seconds? My head is going to split in half! Wait... Where have I seen you before?-Don't act stupid. I am your husband.-Husband?"I started laughing but it seemed the stranger was very serious."What's your name?-Ephraim Dupree."I froze."No! Shut up!"The man frowned. He was way scarier like that:"You can't be. Does that mean..."I ran to the closest mirror:"Am I Sliske Wraith?-What are you playing at? Who else could you possibly be?-No, no, no, no, no..."I grabbed my head:"No! I don't want to! This is stupid! This must be a joke! I am not staying here! Especially not with you! I don't want to die! You will kill Sliske! Or me. Or... Anyway, you are the worst husband ever! I have to leave..."

Enid is moving across the world to attend university. Away from all that she knows, she soon finds herself at the center of three men's unyielding attention. Three men who are her professors. Inexperienced and innocent, she is the exact opposite of these dark, possessive men. And she is everything they've always wanted.

Снейп: Какого дьявола ты тут делаешь Малфой ? Драко: Вашу дочь ищу Снейп: Она рожает уже как минут 30 в больничном крыле , бегом к ней придурок пока ты живой Драко: Как рожает ?

Ranking #12. (15 july 2018)A story of two strangers.How they met and how their first meeting ended on marriage?Shahyan Hasham malik was a son of billionaire. He himself was a successful businessman. He was the boy that every girl dream of but what happened when at mid night a girl asked him to marry her??And if he does how will his family take this marriage?? His father was a strick man having his own rules.In order to bring all things normal and to find a solution How will Shahyan and Anabia hide their marriage?? How will they face all problems and will they be able to stay far from each other when love will knock on their hearts.??On the other side There is a girl named Maham. She's the girl known with fashion and her boldness and her this boldness irritates someone. Ashar who is best friend of Shahyan hate this girl Maham who irritates him. Not a single moment left in which both didn't fight. How these fighters leads to a hidden marriage??Join them in their Hidden marriage.

Sophie Sasaki was an ordinary high school student with dreams and aspirations before tragedy struck. One day, while sitting in her classroom with her classmates, a sudden and inexplicable event occurred, snuffing out their lives. Sophie's consciousness faded away, only to awaken in a completely different realm.To her astonishment, Sophie found herself reincarnated not as a human, but as a small spider. Confused and disoriented, she struggled to come to terms with her new form. But little did she know that this unexpected twist of fate would lead her on an extraordinary adventure.As Sophie began to explore her new world, she encountered a peculiar creature known as a "Slime,". The Slime had also experienced its own reincarnation journey and was eager to join Sophie in their exploration. Together, they embarked on thrilling quests, traversing enchanting forests, treacherous dungeons, and encountering a myriad of magical creatures.Sophie's spider form granted her unique abilities, allowing her to navigate the terrain with agility and weave intricate webs. With the Slime's assistance and their growing friendship, they formed an unlikely but formidable duo, facing challenges and unraveling the mysteries of their new existence. As they ventured deeper into the world, Sophie discovered hidden powers within herself, ultimately transforming her perception of what it meant to be reincarnated as a spider.

In the heart of the opulent imperial palace, amidst the glitz and glamour, we find Zhao Heng, a lowly laundry maid with dreams of escaping the palace drudgery and giving her beloved grandma a comfy life. But fate has other plans, as a steamy night with a mysterious stranger turns her life upside down.Fleeing the consequences of her forbidden encounter, Zhao Heng thinks she's left her past behind. But destiny has a funny way of bringing people back together, and she finds herself reunited with the enigmatic stranger, who turns out to be the Crown Prince himself, Li Wenshan.As Zhao Heng navigates the cutthroat world of court politics, she discovers a strength and resilience she never knew she had. With the Crown Prince by her side, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery, unraveling the secrets of her past and taking on those who've wronged her.Character Spotlight:• Zhao Heng: Our girl Zhao Heng is no damsel in distress. Despite her humble beginnings, she's got a spirit as strong as a dragon and a heart full of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in, even when it means facing off against powerful enemies.• Crown Prince Li Wenshan: Underneath that aloof and arrogant exterior, the Crown Prince is actually a kind and discerning guy. He sees the real Zhao Heng, the one with the sparkle in her eyes and the fire in her soul, and he's determined to protect her and cherish her.

-побудь со мной, сейчас ты мне нужен как никто другой..-не думал, что все так обернется..