The world would be a different place if the human body could ingest our own feces...THIS IS SATIRE
[Hiatus]Y/N, A Sorcerer from America dies of a tragic condition but is reincarnated by mysterious powers. but he is no longer back to where his home is. instead, he wakes up on a bench in a park, in Japan's Tengu City.His Memories are corrupted and distorted, how will he navigate this new unfamiliar world?
The most anticipated day arrived. People from all over the world have gathered at the grand exhibition. Everyone is waiting for the auction of a million dollars worth necklace. Among the riches there are 4 people who have the same goal. They are ready with their own plans to rob the necklace. Who will succeed in robbing the necklace ? What the others have done ? Why that necklace is that worthful ?To know more take a look into the book.
"A Jedi shall not know anger. Not hatred. Nor love." That's a saying that is told to the younglings at the Jedi Temple, an ideology that has been placed into their minds since they were kids. In most cases, they follow this rule, but there are some exceptions. Allana Naberrie, a young Jedi, one of the cleverest and kindest of the new generation is the younger sister of Senator Amidala, former Queen of Naboo. Recently, Padmé has encountered face to face with death. After an assassination attempt, Padawan Naberrie is in charge of her sister's security and she suggests the presence of a well known Jedi Knight that has helped Amidala in the past: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Alongside Kenobi comes his apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, the young and bold Padawan that quickly became a powerful Jedi. When the attempts on the Senator's life increase, an investigation led by Master Kenobi starts to uncover the truth and find out who's behind these attacks. With a well formulated plan, Anakin and Allana are sent to Naboo, here feelings will surge between them. The question is: will they choose the Code or love?Love and war, poison and wine. Feelings to the surface that get stronger as time passes by. Dark times approaching as the sun and the moon go by. ••••••I do not own the STAR WARS cinematic universe nor their characters, I only own Allana Naberrie, all rights to Disney and LucasFilm.•anakin skywalker x oc•highest rankings: #1 on allana#1 on galactic #1 on the force#1 on naberrie #2 on padawan #2 on snips#3 on jedi master #3 on tatooine #4 on lightsaber #5 on naboo #9 on starwarstheclonewars
(Y/N) (L/N) led an ordinary life until he was told he was a wizard. Since then (Y/N) would begin many adventures, make many friends and would discover his true place in the world.Are you ready to take this journey?Time to get emotional.Hello to anyone reading this,First off I would like to thank you, so very much for choosing my particular story.I am in no way skilled at writing (or reading to be honest).I'm only doing this because of the great reads stories in this category have given me, and I hope to give you one. As well as the fact I simply decided to give it a shot as I've been thinking about this for a while.In case anyone needs these:(Y/N)-Your Name(L/N)-Last Name(E/C)-Eye Colour(H/C)-Hair Colour(F/F)-Favourite FoodLike the title reads this is is a Hermione Granger X Male Reader story and the house in question is Gryffindor (I may also create stories for the other houses if I can perhaps refresh my knowledge later on)Well enough of my waffle, I hope you enjoy.PS-DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT hesitate to give me brutally honest feedback and if I made grammatical (spelling etc) errors please tell me, as I know I'll make many.
„There is just something about her..." -The young woman Alora plans on living the best life with her friends, when taking a year off after graduating. These 12 Months should start with an football match, but little did she know that after that everything would be changed and that she is drawn to face things, she never thought about. -!Story contains soft scatology and small touches of smut! Also: The point of that story is NOT to sexualise Lena in any way. If she ever mentions to feel uncomfortable with fanfictions I will take this story down! Feel free to write feedback in the comments, your ideas on how the story should continue and don't forget to share the story if you like it! :)
Ivy Pittaluga had always made a solemn vow to keep her distance from Percy Jackson, determined to keep her world separate from the camp hero. However, she realizes that fate has a mischievous plan in store for her. Suddenly thrown together as unlikely partners in a high-stakes camp game, Ivy and Percy reluctantly join forces. Little do they know that partnership will take them on an unimaginable journey - straight into the heart of the labyrinth itself. Percy Jackson x OCThe Battle of the Labyrinth - Mark of Athena All rights go to Rick Riordan. All I own is Ivy Pittaluga and any new characters, added dialogue, and small changes to the story
Hey Guys , Here Are some One Shots about Heartstopper .I Hope you enjoy it !Alice Oseman has all the rights.PS: My english isnt the Best so ... please don't judge me
[SECOND BOOK OF THE PRIME SERIES]When he was ten years old, Clarence Barlow lost his arm in an unfortunate accident. Five years later he's working as the youngest ever robotics intern at the infamous science facility, Yoglabs. But that's interrupted when a rather dangerous criminal escapes from the Labs and he is assigned to catch her again. To do so, he has to request help from the Sky Army, a strong military fortress known for its three-hundred-year long battle they're still waging against the Teuthidan Army, commonly referred to as squids. There, he has more fun than expected, and starts wonder whether or not he wants to leave.
Hunter called himself an archaeologist, but he was a modern day treasure hunter. Tiyana was a scientist devoted to her craft. They were passionate people, wholly devoted to their work. Neither of them had time for love. Neither of them could resist it when it happened. Neither of them knew that the world would need the two of them to save it from a tyrannical pre-historic overlord, his cyborg vampire paramour, and their army of mindless drudges.Dawn of the Epoch is an epic science fiction novel about dark matter, death rays, nuclear warfare, and the Large Hadron Collider, but it is also a fantasy novel about medieval warriors, alchemy, and ancient gods. Dawn of the Epoch blends fantasy with reality, bringing mythology to life today. It is also an apocalyptic thriller spanning the globe from the Pyramids of Egypt to the heart of Africa to the majesty of the Himalayas. It is an epic hybrid-genre story with intense action sequences, magic, mythology, suspenseful plot twists, countless obstacles for the protagonists to overcome, and an utterly Machiavellian supernatural villain.Testimonials:"Probably one of my favorite books I've read to date. Brilliantly complex, adoringly rendered and quizzically intense. A must read and one I plan to revisit, and share!"- Amgwatts, Wattpad Reader"This has to be one of the most original and well written novels I have had the pleasure to read, on Wattpad and in general. It was captivating, interesting, immersive and above all, fantastic. I was left in awe of the beings, history and world you created. It was never dull, dry or predicable and it was a nice change from what seems to be the ever popular teen romance with vampires or werewolves or 'bad boys that are actually romantic good boys.' In the end it was a very pleasant surprise."-IridescentLies, Wattpad Readerhttp://dawnoftheepoch.weebly.com
All Zane knows is all he was ever told. He lived his life with zero complications and one hundred percent compliance. That is, until he becomes a weapon of mass destruction. Zane, born inside New Vancouver, knows nothing beyond the walls. So when his life takes an unexpected turn from the predictable, easy life he knows, his world flips upside down. He's forced into a human experiment and cursed with supernatural abilities. He encounters a gorgeous boy, and his attraction to him is overwhelming and new. He meets others like him, other subjects of the awful experiment, and finds out just how tangled in the web of lies he is. Zane, trapped inside a facility designed to keep him in, must deal with his unfamiliar attraction and friendships he develops. He struggles to force his old life away and take charge of his new life, but New Vancouver's claws are sunk in far too deep. Thankfully, he doesn't have to. His friends formulate an escape plan and run into some strange and unexpected accomplices along the way. A few felonies and a couple missiles later, Zane and his friends are free of the barbaric walls of New Vancouver. As secrets are revealed and pasts are brought into the light, Zane begins to feel closer and closer to the people he calls his friends. But the orchestrator of the experiment is relentless and pursues them furiously wherever they deem to go. Zane questions the morality of his actions as he fights for what he believes is right and aims to avert total nuclear war. He is forced into the dangerous life of a biological weapon and is thrust into a situation where there is only one choice: face your past or claim your future. And Zane fears he'll choose wrong.**Book 1 of The Paradox Trilogy** **Featured on @FreetheLGBT Other Worlds reading list****Featured on @DystopianApocalypse Rebellion reading list **
Autor: Su Yi Ru XueClassification: EschatologyStatus: Ongoinghttps://www.biqugesk.org/biquge/103434/http://du1du.org/txt-79867/mulu.htmhttps://m.ajnnan.com/38_38233/ Reborn back to five years before the end of the world, it was because the initial task of this rebirth was too onerous. Within a month of rebirth, she must successfully rob her former commander husband, Yu Chi Qianli. Robbery? - no. Yi Lian said that the sky-defying space is in hand, and there is no need to worry about supplies in the end times. robbery? - yes. In order to revive the child who died tragically with her, Yi Lian not only wanted to rob Yu Chi Qianli, but also wanted to rob the other party's sperm bank with excellent genes. Five years later, the end of the world came as scheduled. A certain woman brought her son to fight zombies happily.Notes: This is translated from the Chinese language.Read to learn and appreciate the novel.
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[ Updates every Wednesday & Saturday ] The blood has barely dried, the arena barely locked. It's only been a few days since the Twentieth Hunger Games declared its victor but preparations for the twenty-first are already underway. Not only is Coriolanus Snow is in charge⎯officially in charge⎯he is all anyone in the Capitol can talk about. Heir to a giant munitions empire, one of Panem's brightest, up and coming talents, slated to become the youngest Lieutenant General in the history of the national military, he is the most eligible bachelor in town. Everyone wants a piece of him, and it's not just the ladies. Coriolanus basks in every minute of it. He is having the time of his life.Until one night, he seems to have seen a ghost. A ghost of his past⎯the ghost of his past. With her dark hair wound atop her head, a wreath of flowers decorating the braids, an orange scarf knotted artfully around her neck, and her rainbow of a dress... It can't be, Coriolanus tells himself as he watches her waltz through his dining room full of guests. It has been ten years since he'd seen her, ten years since that fateful day by the lake and in the forest, ten years since she'd sung and he'd fired his gun, and it simply cannot be...Snow lands on top...doesn't it?***Lilith Gold is a senior at the University, where a highly-coveted Gamemaker apprenticeship is up for grabs. It is her best friend's dream; her best friend who is the strongest contender, who is unequivocally and unreservedly deserving of it. When the award does not go as the entire world expects, Lilith is forced into uncharted terrority where her values come into conflict. As she struggles to balance friendship and duty, to navigate this alien terrain, she must remember to tread carefully, lest she falls...in love.CORIOLANUS SNOW X FEM!OCBALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKESTHE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY
Do you know your Artemis from your Aphrodite? Can you name the god of the Underworld, the sea, the sun? Which god rules them all, holding a thunderbolt in his hand, or claw, when he transforms into an eagle? Or what monsters lurk in the depths of Tartarus? Learn about all these colorful intriguing gods and goddesses of the ancient Greeks and monsters of the 21 century. (Greek mythology) ❤️ωнєиєνєя уσυ ℓσσк тσ тнє ѕтαяѕ, тнιик σf σиє σf тнєм αѕ му ѕσυℓ.❤️ ~Myths and Mortals~Book two now available!Follow my Instagram!: http://instagram.com/attackonwaifu Watch "Clash of The Titans" for free here (Not illegal promise O_O) http://www.megashare.info/watch-clash-of-the-titans-online-TVRNek5RPT0 and "Wrath of The Titans" for free at http://watch32.com/movies-online/wrath-of-the-titans-333534/episode-Full.html(Watch the book trailer below! scroll down!)
Let's recap from part 1. Lukanette was broken up because of something Marinette couldn't tell Luka about. But after getting much thought, she decided to tell him the truth and he mows understand it all, which made him happy now that she told him what was going on and that mended their relationship and she fully trust him. And with current and new miraculouses from part 1, nothing will bring them down. Now for part 2, you'll may or may not see the rest of villains- just depends on how the story goes from here, be prepare for something that's worth the waiting for.
Dr. Scatlo Mozart p.h.d is advanced biological scatology unleashes his artistic nature in this new beautiful collection of scatological poems. Join along in the soothing experience, as the words of beauty flows into one's minds, and most importantly, let it inspire the youth for generations to come. Come and read the words even Robert Frost would have been jealous to hear, better yet read along in your joyous experience on your own throne.THIS IS SATIRE
[COMPLETE, BUT POST SHOW CHAPTERS COMING]The Mark has been removed, but at a cost. The Darkness is unleashed upon the world and is a threat so fierce even angels fear it. Another group of hunters becomes the enemy the Winchesters and friends must defeat. And on top of all that, a Nephilim, the son of an archangel, is conceived. The Nephilim is born, but is he as evil as one thinks or does he take after his kind-hearted mother? To save those he cares about the eldest Winchester says yes to an archangel who wants to exact vengeance and the angel uses the possession for nefarious means. The Creator shows his true colors and the Winchesters must put an end to his destruction. Between family, friends, golden bands and infant cries, the Winchesters' already complicated, crazy lives are about to get much more so. Will they be able to handle it all? [Daily updates]*I don't own Supernatural. All credit goes to Eric Kripke. I only own Alana, Sylvie, Aiden, Adah, Gideon, Brianna, Maren and surprise (x3).*
An original fiction told through poetry follows an unnamed narrator as they walk through their entire existence through 30 poems - from birth to death. Grow up, learn lessons, and feel the experience of life with our narrator. This reading experience is raw but subtle, and one that you'll never forget."The Life & Death of Being a Human" was written as a series of poems utilizing Escapril 2022 prompts to celebrate National Poetry Writing Month doing what I love most - telling stories.
An explorer, a princess, a slave and a sword. A belief that the world can be better. The Mechanical Crown is an epic adventure full of intrigue, mystery and romance.When Tranton Seldon becomes the first to cross the mountains in hundreds of years, he sets in motion a series of events that will transform the forgotten kingdom of Lagonia and test its society like never before. The Mechanical Crown is about the impacts of intolerance, isolationism, prejudice and the abuse of power. **Selected for the Wattpad Picks FEATURED LIST March 2018** Amazing cover by @weeknderContent warning: This story contains themes of prejudice and violence.
Ummm...The title says it all Zodiac memes and descriptions Some scenariosSome warning:SwearingPossible mature stuffThis story is completed.If you don't like something, keep in mind that this was written by me in a completely different mood and style so no hate comments or criticism. Just click off.Hope you enjoy.
Ranked #1 in end times as well as current events! Thank you, readers! Starting over is never easy. On the run from an abusive home and shunned by her family and friends, Arlana and her son seek refuge on a family farm. Heartbroken and with no one to turn to, she finds comfort in her new neighbours who welcome her with open arms. Finally trusted and accepted by those you'd least expect, she's able to settle in and find happiness. But happiness has a way of being short-lived when you're running from your past. Her family back home is unravelling at the seams. Her friendship takes a step in the wrong direction, and everything starts to come apart again. Will love be enough to mend her broken heart? Or will that very love threaten to topple all the happiness she's built?
Being alone is not so bad. It's when the loneliness kicks in that you realise how scared you are. You try to fill the void with all the friends you can find, but nothing seems to do the trick. And then, only then, do you become truly Alone.The Doctor was the last of his race. He filled the void with adventures and friends but it never truly worked. And then she came along. The wise girl with dwindling faith and an impossible quest, one of the few people who truly understood what it was like to be Alone.The Doctor x female!OCDoctor Who (seasons 1-4)All credit (except for my OC and added storyline) goes to Russel T Davies and all of the creators and writers of Doctor Who.Possible Trigger Warnings: Moderate violence, death, mentions of genocide, loss of family and friends, moderate language, sex referencesRankings:#1 in drwho Jun 22#1 in bbcdoctorwho Jul/Oct 22, Jan 23#1 in tenthdoctor Aug/Nov 22#1 in 9thdoctor Nov 22#1 in janus Dec 22, Feb/Apr/May 23#1 in jackharkness Dec 22, Jan 23#1 in badwolf Jan 23#1 in 10thdoctor Jan 23#1 in ninthdoctor Jan 23#1 in marthajones Mar 23#1 in romanmythology Apr 23