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Sex i will shove a umbrella up your ugly pussy

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Wolves Night~UsUk

When Alfred and Mathew were little their grandfather would tell them stories about werewolves. They never believe in it until they became werewolves themselves. And what happens when a certain Brit finds out? Will their love blossom, or will it leave them hurt? Smut warning and what have you...

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Kaden's super cool art book

Art by yours truly That's literally itWill contain:-Eddsworld -Cookie run -South Park-Ocs-Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega-Possibly more??(NOTE A LOT OF THE FIRST ONES ARE RLLY BAD)

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The Obelisk

In this harrowing near-future short story, you can read about how a single mistake caused the extinction of the human race.I got the inspiration for this book from a website called www.waitbutwhy.comYou guys should really go check out their site. They've got some really mind-blowing stuff written there.

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The Smartest Villains Are The Most Dangerous || Byler ||

{Art not mine, CREDIT TO ARTIST I LOVE THEM}{MLB x ST}Mike Wheeler is the famous son of an even more famous fashion designer Karen Wheeler. He's been homeschooled his whole life, and craves more socializing than just his assistants and staff. And when he finds a strange little box containing beautiful earrings, he has the chance.Will Byers doesn't care for much. He has enough, and he doesn't ask for much. His parents own a bakery, his sister and him go to school, and his older brother is in England. What more is there? But then, when villains are wrecking havoc in the city of Paris, he gets stuck in a job he never wanted.Now it's up to Necro and Tenfold to defeat the major villain. (WILL THEIR GAY LOVE SUCCEED??? :D)

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Codebreaker: A South Park AU

After many, many repeats of the classic story from The Fractured But Whole, [the New Kid] begins to become aware of their rather locked-in reality to this chain of dialogue, almost never changing. They try their best to alter the story, in minor ways to start, but as things refuse to adapt and shift, they get desperate. Their sense of reality and morality begin to melt away as time goes on. They always manage to faint in a chaotic haze, to then arise from sleep as before. After an attempt they've lost count of, [the New Kid] takes the hand of Professor Chaos for the first time, and after so many times he has been on a monologue, pleading to join him in the Dark Side. Chaos obliges, and a new alliance is formed with one of the most chaotic villains and one of the most powerful ex-superheroes. They almost immediately began devising a plan, one to hopefully be "the plan to end all plans", so to speak. Our story takes place over a year after, a day before 5th Grade Graduation. With a prolonged absence of [the New Kid], taken note of by Scott Malkinson, and an anonymous threat by Chaos and a second individual during the graduation ceremony, the shelved group that is 'Freedom Pals' have to re-assemble to defeat whatever danger is threatening the town, conveniently as summer break begins. With the combined forces of Captain Diabetes, Doctor Timothy, Fastpass, Tupperware, Mintberry Crunch, Mysterion, and two new recruits, they will have to face a threat that they soon will find to be too near and dear to them, and one of very high stakes. This soon becomes a series of mind games, not just fights. Doctor Timothy fears of this new warfare, and what may result because of it all. More importantly, where IS [the New Kid]? (Dialogue which contains the name mention of the New Kid will be replaced with [New Kid], as it serves a function similar to that of Y/N. The New Kid is a customizable character in game, and thus will be for this AU, too, custom to every reader.)

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Secrets are meant to be left Unspoken [On Hold]

[Second book in the Hidden Avenger Series]The Avengers won. The chitauri war is over. New York is rebuilt. And Phil Coulson is dead.Astrid Warren, known as Curse to many, has finally found her place with the Avengers. Still in grief over Phil's death, the Avengers take shifts every week to protect the city to take their minds off of it. But a years break is all that Astrid gets.Tony enrolls her into a nearby high school, telling her she must continue to live as much of a normal life as she can. Hiding her identity is fairly easy, epically with Jarvis hiding her eye. Well, its easy until a familiar face shows up. Along with a villain that someone has faced before. And when an acquaintance from her class discovers her secret.Some things are just meant to be left unspoken.{ON HOLD until January. I apologize for not updating, I have simply been busy, had writers block, or haven't had the resources to update. But I do now, and will once again be updating after the new year.}

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the bite of 87 my way

Ok so people think foxy the pirate Fox did it well they are wrong now what if mangle and all the animatronics from game two and game three were there now. people think springtrape (goldden bonnie)wasn't there well he was he was just hidding in the basement.any way what if mangle swang from the ceiling and bit the kids fronttiel lobe being possed by the purple guy and all that

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Arianna x Y/N (gay)

TW❗ THIS BOOK HAVE HARDCORE SMUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT YOU CAN SKIP❗❗❗ignore my grammar❗❗just for fun❗Y/N is moving to Los Angeles and she's met this girl that name Arianna..Arianna really hate her and what's gonna happen next?😝enjoy bitches

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But who saves me?

You save everyone,but who saves you?.Harmony halls is an out going teen she has been nominated as the top1 in her year.And to make it all worst her and someone close are crushing on the same boy,but with her cold side do you think he'll choose her or the cool and spicy girl.no one would ever think this bright but not so bright teen could actually need some saving in her life!.But why?

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Switched

These friends think want to see what lives each of them have. But is that the right choice?

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tag book!!!

just stuff i get tagged in.if it ever happens pfft. geek squad? more like squadless geek! HA YOU'RE ALONE.yep. alone.

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VOLDEMORT'S DAUGHTER.

"You need to do it, Lilith.",my father say. "No. I don't want to go to a school full of mudbloods.", I yell at him. When Lilith Riddle (against her will) goes to Hogwarts, she falls in love with Draco Malfoy. Sounds pretty nice uh? Not if your father is the most feared wizard ever. Voldemort. And what if he gives her an 'exercise'? Kill Harry Potter.I will use elements of the HP books and movies, but in an other order. It stays a fanfiction btw. Sometimes my English will be crappy. Don't blame me.🙃I hope you'll enjoy the story. Thanks for reading.Love, an Alien.OK QUICK UPDATE: I STARTED WRITING THIS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO WHEN MY ENGLISH WAS PRETTY FUCKING BAD BUT HERE I AM HA THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO WASH YOUR EYES OUT WITH ACID BECAUSE OF THE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS BUT I PROMISE IT GETS BETTER

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BATIM WaySubs AU

So this is like an The Office meets SpongeBob meets BATIM sorta dealI know thats a lot but it will make sense lateralso blame SpongeBob the Musical for this

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rants → (003)

my third rant/spam book !this is going to be another book full of complete trash !enjoy !sorry i'm inconsistent and lazyily all xxstay gold

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You're welcome

Cover art is not mine.Idk what to name this.This is a au where Neil never met the foxes before he was kidnapped. He was given the Hartford family protection. He is now known as Neil Hartford.Neil needs to find a college and he stumbles to the dead last after he saw a familiar face and decides to give it a go.* Neil was never with the foxes and he was caught earlier on the story. * He was caught the day they crossed paths with his father (like in the book) and his mother died.* His father took him back to the house, just kind how it happened in the book.* And then Nathan was taken down by Stuart.* Stuart let him to take over the Wesninski house till he finds a team then it would be demolished.( Stuart is going to buy him a new house somewhere near his college but he doesn't know that).* He made a deal with the Moriyamas: the same one as in the books so now he has to find a college team. * Stuart has given some of his people to Neil as bodyguards and butlers.* Neil has the same scars except of the burn marks on the left side.* The ones on the right side go like: first from the corner of his eye to across his lips, second is from his temple down to his chin and third goes from the middle of his cheek to his nose.* His hands are the same.

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𝐑𝐄𝐃 | 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲

red • (adj) emotion.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━#6 in poetry 8/6/19.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━don't be a ghost reader! every vote and comment brings a smile to my face.

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MY OCS

I'm burning down ken

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Understanding (Pico X Male! Reader)

so lets start with this character to write about. I have motivation and I will try to keep up.story should be about reader and Pico meeting and have that nice romance crap ya know? aight lets get startedI will make my own art so hang in there mates

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The Many MisAdventures of Watersparks

Updates, rants, stories, one-shots, you name it, we've got it.

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It's Not Real

She's locked in a hospital, a deceiving one. They claim to heal, but is that the truth? She's slowly going insane, and it's only getting worse.

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Random little stories I come up with

my writing is ugly but it's okay

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My Art and trash book!

WELCOME TO THEEEEEE * Trashy art book Vol 1 *!!!!!WHY HELLO THERE STRANGERS.... why am I typing in capitals... ANYWAY this is my trash art random thing book. If you like it pleaseeeeeee share it with your friends! Have any requests? Please comment so I can draw them! ( or talk about it ) That's it and yes i know this is a really bad description butttt whatever. HOPE YOU ENJOY X3.

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And I Oop-

b-u 👏👏 double-l 👏👏 s-h 👏👏 i-t thats right its bULLSHITaka lets talk but less depressing and more just a youtubers story time :/

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Kaiju paradise Art dump ig

an entire book full of my kaiju paradise art I did lol

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