Usually leaving hickeys is a cute innocent act of marking between couples. Unless you are Aomine Daiki's boyfriend that is. Love has its...complications.
Hormik Bodza 3 éve belecsöppent egy fiú társaságba, ahonnan azóta sem szabadul. Nem azért, mert elviselhetetlen lenne ott, hanem mert egészen egyszerűen megszerette azt a három hülyét. Szlatényi Samu és Szlatényi Áron egypetéjű ikrek. Az ember mindig együtt látja őket. Egy igazi testvérpár, azonos külsővel mégis teljesen eltérő személyiséggel. A harmadik és egyben legnépszerűbb tag Cseh Patrik. Őt csak gazember néven ismeri mindenki. A vendéglátó szak ékes alakja és nem kérdés, hogy a lányok körében is viszi a prímet.Bodza, az egyedüli lány, aki nemcsak elviseli, hanem egyenesen bírja is őket. De a tizenegyedikes éve már az első hetekben felbolydul, amit mindössze egyetlen hívásnak köszönhet.
•Jennie's a trouble maker•Taeyong's hot•Rosé is smart•Jaehyun is a jock•Lisa's a dance machine•Ten is humorous•Jisoo isn't that bright•Yuta's a savage playerThey all are UNTAMED[ finished 6/21/18 ]
Bank of fluffy/humorous incorrect quotes- ♡Kim Taehyung X Kim Jisoo♡ CRACK ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.
Tytuł oryginału: Simply Irresistible Autor oryginału: bookworm1993 Autor tłumaczenia: Arcanum Felis Zgoda na tłumaczenie: tak Beta: PrincessExpecto Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Draco M./Hermiona G. Rozdziały: 27 + epilog Gatunek: romanse, humor Kategoria: T Zapowiedź: Draco uśmiechnął się zarozumiale. - Mam zamiar cię wystylizować. - Co proszę? - Słyszałaś, Granger. Wystylizuję cię tak, że każdy mężczyzna będzie cię pragnął, a Weasley umrze z żalu. Nie będzie można ci się oprzeć. N/A: Jest bardzo zadowolona z tej historii (tłumaczka także). Włożyła wiele pracy i wyobraźni, żeby stworzyć ten fanfiction. Ma nadzieję, ze historia się spodoba i zdobędzie rzeszę fanów.
When Rose's boyfriend proposes all she can seem to think about is her ex-husband, Scorpius Malfoy. Why is that? Oh yeah, technically she's still married to him.
This is a different take on a boy-to-girl transition story. It is intended to be essentially humorous in a somewhat sardonic fashion, but there are lessons, and the psychology of the two central characters is also interesting.
These are really bad because I wrote them when I was in middle school yikes... but I'm keeping them up for memories :) read at your own risk
The best, humorous, saddest, and inspiring quotes from Erin Hunter's best selling series Warriors!
When Hermione returns to her hometown Mystic Falls with the scars from the war, she notices things have changed. Her adoptive sister is distant and sometimes even hateful. She needed someone to turn to...And he needed someone who'd never leave him.But... it'd be such a disgrace...-not following the plot lines from the series nor the books-[#1 in #harrypotter][#2 in #elenagilbert][#4 in #hp][#5 in #crossover](Disclaimer: all rights belong to the makers and writers of TVD and Harry Potter)
Set during "Bridge To The Turnabout", where Edgeworth acts as temporary defense attorney for Phoenix and Franziska is the prosecution. The difference with this story is - Pearl and Maya are not trapped at the Inner Temple and missing. The two spirit mediums come up with a plan for Edgeworth and Franziska's trial, which allows them to see their deceased fathers again. A humorous and silly plot that develops into a sadish but heartwarming story!
💥 FERAL BOYS💥Includes: Humorous language Slang⚠️Swearing ⚠️Ships? Read on to find out...
so, I'm back on new bullshit, and writing Oneshots again. It's tododeku this time, might have other ships, might not. enjoy!! (Cross posted on Ao3)
Assassination Classroom One-Shots! I accept request: CharacterXCharacter CharacterXReader CharacterXReaderXCharacter CharacterXCharacterXCharacter 「#559 in Humor - May 26, 2017」 「#450 in Humor - July 17, 2017」 「#333 in Humor - Sept. 24, 2017」 Started on: September 13, 2016 Ended on: October 28, 2017
Hyperthymesia. Those with this condition can remember every detail of their lives from something as significant as the world's turning point to something as small and as insignificant as a minor fleeting thought. They cannot forget and their thirst for knowledge allows them to be considered genius in some senses.Legend has it that Ji Yushi was this kind of genius.In addition, it was said that he was gay and very beautiful.As soon as the news that he was going to support Tianqiong's seventh squad broke out, it sent everyone buzzing.Everyone knew that the captain of the seventh squad, Song Qinglan, was a hoodlum and deeply homophobic.He not only relied on his super-powerful abilities to become the dark horse on the battlefield in less than two years, but he also hates it when those at the top forced a flower vase* into his squad.Sure enough, Song Qinglan announced in front of everyone, "Useful? Us brothers are going out there working ourselves to the bone, we don't need a little genius who can only speedread quantum waves!"Later.The squad was forced into a dire situation during their mission.That beautiful little genius calmly continued, every gunfire hitting the mark, his fighting power peaking.Song Qinglan begged in front of everyone, "Adviser Ji, stay."In the end, he added, "I'll work myself to the bone for you."*****Ji Yushi had a secret.He would often be awake at night, suffering from memory overload and recurring nightmares.There was only one thing that could let him fall asleep peacefully.And that was Song Qinglan.*Flower vase: Someone who only looks pretty but can't amount to much|| Author: Wei Feng Ji Xu/微风几许 ||
It's been six months since five residents of the Isle of the Lost moved to Auradon. Hayden, the son of Hades, is still in the land of goodness and hypocrisy. He's doing his best to broaden Ben's original proclamation and bring more Isle citizens across the barrier. He's doing his best to improve life for those still on the other side of it. With friends too wrapped up in their own problems and fitting into Auradon to be of any real help, how will one boy be able to complete the deal he struck at that eventful coronation?This is a sequel to my story A Fifth Descendant.
Estas en el lugar que has deseado ir desde pequeña. En el, te encuentras a dos clásicos personajes infantiles. ¿Con quién te quedarás?
Sonic meets Blaze again. In times past, Blaze remains a serious individual, staying vigilant of her duties and harsh realities of her life. But meeting him for a third time, this time she cannot deny that his contact has changed her. Finding an oxymoron within herself. Relating to him. Feeling, feelings that she had always hidden consume her mind.
Once upon a time a snow king fell for an apathetic servant, then a prince-turned-bear found true love in a fellow prince who almost shot him in the face. Almost. Then, of course, one can't forget a monster who found himself wanting to be more human. Bit by bit. For love. Protagonists quirky and not, sarcastic and witty and a bit too self-aware.Every fairy tale has their typical happy ending but it looks as though these ones had to take detours and backtrack on the way to theirs... oh well. As long as it ends well, who cares if it's a little bit odd. Each story is its own stand-alone tale of romance, though there may be bonus shorts for some.
Un triangulo amoroso. Una decisión que pondrá vidas en peligro. "Estaré contigo pase lo que pase".Céditos de portada: @FShadesOfSteele
Sinking with the Titanic, Rose ends up on a ship with the pirate Jack Sparrow and a sea goddess' diamond heart. When she tries to free the cursed Will Turner things get complicated, but falling for a dishonest pirate on rum withdrawal is an even worse idea.A humorous crossover between Pirates of the Caribbean and Titanic. Can be read and understood without having seen either of the movies. (Formerly titled: 'Afterlife')PAIRINGS:•Captain Jack Sparrow x Rose DeWitt Bukater•Will Turner x Elizabeth SwannSTATUS:Complete, ~ 50K wordsBegun: 8/26/2020 Finished: 3/12/2021ACHIEVEMENTS & AWARDS: •Watty Awards Shortlist 2021•Official Fanfic in the Wattpad Ambassadors Fanfiction profile (@Fanfic)•The Seasonal Contests Spring Awards 2022: 3rd Place•The Seasonal Contests Summer Awards 2021: Runner-up•The Luna Awards 2021: 2nd Place•The Adept Pen Awards 2021: Semi-finalist
These are stories I made for the month of October for the Whumptober challenge. Each oneshot title is named after the prompt given.They're all extremely angstySome Morbid and Graphic
The title says it all.First of this book is meant to be full of humor not stereotypes and such. If you feel insulted in anyway I apologize. Like I said it's not meant to be insulting, it's meant to be funny. Please tell me if you have any problems with it and I will find a way to change them and make it less insulting and funny. By the way, these are not grammatical errors so please don't comment on them. This is just to show how we would speak (I don't speak like that all the time because for a fact I will be embarrassed).I'll probably make videos for the later on but not right now.It's humorous so if I have offended anyone in anyway, I apologize.It's English (Broken English or creole) I don't know why Wattpad calls it other languages.Vote and comment (please not on grammar). And laugh yuh backside off (Enjoy). If you guys have any questions feel free to ask.
shoto todoroki x female reader⚘ y/n is in her last year at UA, along with her best friend, tsuyu asui. y/n doesn't know much about her parents, she does know that her mother's name is rosalyn but her father is unidentified. sooner or later, she finds herself hearing all for one call her "daughter of mine", what will happen afterward?