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Sickly Obsessed
Santiago Ruiz, Leader of the Colombian Mafia and worldwide business man. Brielle Andrews, Daughter of the Greek Mafia Lord. To form unity against enemies, Santi and Bri will wed. Brielle always... had a chip on her shoulder. Meanwhile, Santi has tried to appease her with his attempt at being a decent husband. Shes spoiled, her father gave her everything she ever wanted. Or so Santi thought. He figured this would be hard. But he didn't expect her to be soft-spoken, gentle, caring, or silently ruthless. He didn't expect her to leave him alone and never bother him unless she truly needed something. He knew nothing about his wife. He would soon enough.
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woe
New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't get any notification but I've been told this popped up when a friend opened the story. Thanks ambassadors!Nevermore Academy is populated by all sorts of creatures that society has deemed outcasts, with more and more arriving every year. After the events of the first season (because that's all that's out as of me writing this) of the show Wednesday, the title character is introduced to the OTHER best friend of her best friend Enid. While not happy at first to discover that she isn't the girls only best friend that won't stop Enid from trying to make her friends into friends.Can you tell I'm still bad at book descriptions? If you've read this far then just read the book. There are so few Wednesday books that you may as well give this one a shot. Thank you and good night.#1 in Enid as of December 21st 2022#1 in Wednesdayaddamsxmalereader as of February 8th 2023 (and probably before that)#1 in Wednesdayaddams as of February 18th 2023#1 in Addams as of April 9th 2023 #1 in Wednesday as of May 11th 2023#1 in Darkhumor as of June 6th 2023
Loop - Legion x reader
Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D
You're A Doll (COMPLETE)
Jessie Cross is a typical bad boy with the title. He loves cars and racing and is basically an adrenaline addict. He loves tattoos, music, the women. His friends and him hung out at this one bar often but this particular brunette who appeared uncomfortable caught his eye. Sailor Kate was the pretty girl who drowned herself in books- romance addict- and she was too lonely to leave her awful friends.One night they dragged her to a car race and she sat alone by her car, bored out of her mind. When a man came up to her she became uncomfortable but didn't know how to wave him off until a boy did it for her. How do they proceed after?
Devouring Her Soul
Vivian Zhu is abused by her father, and being an only child with no mother doesn't make it any easier. To make matters worse, she's being bullied at school by Andrew Keir, a competitive boxer, along with his 4 friends, Zac Frey, Luca Foster, Vince Young, and Nicholas Verdoux. She's slowly being demolished from the inside and out. Will she be able to get away before she's gone?
Khumo: the arranged wedding
Khumo is a young vibrant girl from a village called Metsing, in the North West. Khumo has aspirations to one day become a well known designer. Unfortunately life has no manual. It never goes in the direction one hopes it should.Khumo just wants to be a well known designer. She wants to escape life at the village. Her mother and 15 year old sister, have not made life easy for her. She tries all her best to look out for her sister but she reaches a point where she has had enough!The more Khumo ignores her baby sister, the more she rebels. She tries to cut her baby sister and mother out of her life but that's not who she is.What she didn't know is that her life was already planned out for her. She does not yet know that the hot, handsome big shot, hotel owner is about to turn her life around. Or maybe turn it upside down!People always assume that you're happy. What they don't know is that behind closed doors, demons are unleashed! True colors are being shown.
The Mystery Gang-Gang Bang
A wonderful, adventure filled story ;) with Drama, and a mystery that is still yet to be solved! It also has plenty of Scooby snacks!
Blurry Face (yandere ticci Toby x reader) part: 2
Since I have to continue the story over here you can read the first chapters on my other account @111MIRROR111
The Burdens She Carries
a book of poems based on my raw and honest thoughts and feelings
Lord Daddy ✅
Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after tying to kill him. How will our favorite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?This story isn't mine! It's the property of Yuudan (formerly Madness for sale) on fanfiction.netI just had to put it on! It's an amazing story and you WON'T STOP LAUGHING! ;)
SCREW UP hamzah the fantastic
"and maybe in another world, I'm not such a screw up."ON HOLD !!!
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest and too slick to get kidnapped. One day in her home she receives a series of aggressive knocks on her door and is not so surprised with Killian Creeds dark glare. He loved fear. Being feared. That is one thing he couldn't bring out of this girl. She smiled while held at gunpoint and that's when he knew she had a gift. Will his naughty fantasies of this deadly woman come between his business? And will he allow it?
Battle Scars Shorts (Volume 1, RWBY Parody) Yang x Male Reader
This is a set of short stories that I'm putting together for the meantime while I prepare to start writing for the next volume. There is some dark humor so some minor viewer discretion is advised.
Redemption of Royals (Royal #1: Book 3) | ✔
Rudra Rana Singh Rawal was abandoned at the age of two. Stolen name.Stolen identity.Stolen crown. He has lived the life of a thief despite being a Prince. There's only one thing he is surviving for: Revenge. And there's only one person he's living for: His Esther. Who's more important? The reason that's keeping him alive, or the reason he hasn't given up for? He's afraid he'll have to steal one to win another. But revenge is a war. It cannot be stolen.It should be won. And this time, he's determined to rise as a winner.*Content and Trigger warning: This book contains past references to abuse, child molestation, and suicide
Healing Memes 2
Another healing meme story👌MIGHt CONTAIN SOmE DARK MEMES I'm warning u❌
Darker than Voldemort
There's a secret about Voldemort. He has a daughter that was taken away from him. There was a rumor that the baby died. There were other rumors about the baby being killed by Voldemort, the baby being locked up, and some about the baby taken to the muggle world. The secret is that one of the rumors were true.Which one?The one that she was taken to the muggle world.Characters belong to 𝖩̶.𝖪̶.𝖱̶𝗈̶𝗐̶𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗇̶𝗀̶ 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦
Azur Lane - The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!
Generally, the admiral's fleet isn't known for its adequacy.For good reason.-Idea borrowed (totally stolen) from "Please stop eating the hell butterflies" by Mistress Nika.Playfully testing the limits of what "Rated T" means.Dark humour is imminent.-The sequel "The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!" is out now.
Beautiful Ancestor
Flora and her family arrive at their ancestral manor, hoping to sell it and solve their money troubles. But her plans take a hilarious twist when she discovers the ghost of the original owner haunting the halls. As the meddlesome ancestor becomes entangled in her affairs, Flora finds herself juggling both supernatural mischief and her eccentric family's antics. Along the way, unexpected connections reveal themselves.Will she uncover the truth behind the undead ancestor, or will this ancient spirit prove more trouble than she bargained for?Dark Humour
Her Darkest Salvation (COMPLETE)
In a world where the supernatural crawl, Elira Abbot has always been sheltered by her very Christian parents, always hearing the names of supernatural but having no proof of their existence. Now she is 19, living on her own, far far from her controlling parents with no idea what to do. She wants to know these things are real, she wants proof. One day, walking in a graveyard studying the stones and writing things that interest her down, she finds a very large, almost castle-like abandoned cathedral some windows broken, stone chipped. And since the doors weren't blocked off or locked, why not explore? Kain Benedict is a Priest from the 1700's, born in 1706, changed in 1735, at 29 years old, against his will as these monsters were a curse from hell. A beautiful, god-based man, turned sinned, has never left his cathedral, no one ever coming to see him, he refused to thirst on innocent humans so he is starved, unfortunately these creatures live even without food. But when a beautiful, young girl enters his cathedral, his good is tested. And in the end, you can't help what you are.
Their Wager (COMPLETE)
Morana Alistar is CEO and founder of a large company that took over the world. But she is nearly anonymous as she doesn't speak, she has her close friend be her presence in public disputes and avoids all eyes. Kieran Richards and Davian Connor both own the strip of Las Vegas, owning many illegal businesses and casinos, they feed people's gambling addictions and poor ways of life. Morana is wishing to turn one of the biggest casinos they own into a part of her empire. Nevada is the last state she needs a place in until she owns nearly the entire US. The issue is, the men are stubborn and dislike her friend who speaks for her heavily. So they ask for Ms. Alister and make an agreement. What is the risk?
till death do us apart | KGF VOL I
❝Even if you are a hero, you will always be the villain in someone's eyes, so you might as well be one hell of a good one.❞They both had one thing in common. To fulfill a promise no matter what happens or who comes in the way, at the end of the day the promise mustn't be broken.He was doing it so that he could be the leader, the wealthiest and the most powerful.She was doing it for revenge for the suffering, the pain and the sorrow.But what happens when they meet? Fire on fire, while the universe goes up in flames.THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF 'THE KGF SPINOFF' SERIES [ started: 30th April 2022 finished : 29th May 2022 ]
Barry Berkman
A fanfiction about Barry BerkmanY/N needs to kill this guy for Fuches, but will it go as planned?The first couple of chapters escalate very quickly, but I recommend sticking with it :)SEQUEL ABOUT SEASON 3 IS POSSIBLE