Woojin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Minhyuk: Schrödinger's boys.

Gwanyoung: FUCK!

Doha: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Hojin: As we all know, the milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Hojin: Everything else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Woojin, Minhyuk, Gwanyoung, and Doha: ...

Hojin: Mind you all that this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.