HANS...not what I was expecting.

I want my wish fucking Rumple. I killed there son I want my wish said Hans. Jeez I will give you your wish. Hans remember when you waant to come back you have to say my name 3 times and your back to the real world.


Hans wants Elsa. Give him that Magic allly case daf.


HANS HANS wake up said Someone.


Hans Pov.


I wake up to see elsa next to me. I get up and Elsa's sleeping I walk around and look out the window. Im in Arindalle. I get back in bed.


I hold elsa tight and she still asleep.


Han HANS hans. Said Elsa. What what what said hans. Get your ass out of bed to lazy jackass said Elsa. I don't like the way your calling me bae said Hans. DID YOU JUST SAY THOSE WORLD BITCH said Elsa. If your not out of bed when Im back your ass is on fire said Elsa and left.


Hans got dressed and ate and walked to Anna's room to ask her where's Elsa. Weird that I know where here room is said Hans in his head.


Knock knock....no answer. Knock knock. Still no answer.


Hans put his ear on the door. What the he said.


Ahh ahh Jack .not there. Stop that hmmmmmmm. Wow Elsa ride it Girl. Woow.


Hans opened the door a crack. WTF. hans saw Elsa kissing jack and jack sucking on her neck. WTF.


Jack Bae I have to go Hans probably not out of bed. Aww sexy you have to go yes I have to go said Elsa. But... said Jack.but what said Elsa. You me 11 here said Jack. Fine I'll open up to you a little more tonight. Said Elsa. Good can't wait for thoose lipes to get back.said Jack.


Nope I can't stand this said Hans. Hans....hey.said Elsa. Hey Elsa said Hans. Hans gave elsa a french kiss. I love you. You a bitchs said HANS


Rumple rumple rumple.


Hey hans how was your time there.said RUMPLE. Fucking torcher said Hans. Well see ya have fun scopping cow crap for the rest of your life said Rumple.


Good can't wait said Hans.

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