I stood at the edge of the stairs as Harry bumped into me, not expecting me to stop randomly. He rolled his eyes at me, grumbling a bit to himself. I was sure he hated waking up, just by his attitude. “Shh.” I grabbed on to his wrist, pulling him towards me again.


“What?” he hissed, rubbing his eyes with his free hand. I smiled to myself and pointed to the wall, implying that he listen to the other side.


“Is that Lara and Lou?” he asked me curiously, after a few seconds. I looked at Sam, who was sitting on the couch next to Niall, with a wide grin and she nodded at me. I repeated the nod back to Harry.


“Ow, you fucksickle.” Lara whimpered from the other side, followed by a loud slapping sound and Louis erupting into laughter. The pan they were most likely cooking with right now slid across the stove and onto the floor. My eyes got wide and I covered my mouth in shock.


“You see what you’ve gone and done?” Louis’ voice had grown irritated almost immediately. Sam rose her eyebrows at me and looked to the side, her smile trying to be hidden by her but I could clearly see she was laughing.


“Marina what, Marina what, Marina what, Marina what! In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!” Marina obnoxiously sang from the top of the stairs, walking down happily. I looked back up at her with a pleading look, begging for her to shut up this instant.


“Ha!” Harry let out an exaggerated laugh, “I get it! Because Marina kind of sounds like the Wimboweh part in that song.”


“Harry sweetie,” I sympathetically looked over at him as I stroked his hair softly, “We all got it.” my head shook side to side.


“So I decided that I’m not going to shower this entire trip.” Trevor walked out of his room, which was on the first floor.


“Is that so?” My voice sounded unimpressed.


“I mean, if I go into the beach at least once a day, then I’m guaranteed to be pretty clean.” He nodded proudly.


“Aw, baby!” Sam cooed excitedly from across the room, the sweetest smile spread across her face, “That is SO not happening!” her voice remained just as sweet and kind as it did in the first place, definitely pinning her sarcasm down on the dot.


“I’d listen to her.” I shrugged at him.


“Breakfast is ready!” Lara called from the kitchen in a sing-song voice.


“I was going to say that!” Louis argued back to her. I walked away from the steps and went to turn the corner into the kitchen. “A pancake for you my dear.” he handed me a plate with a sloppy pancake in the middle, and a small slab of butter on top.


“Thank you Lou.” I nodded once, grabbing the plate and sitting down at the table. 


"Anything for you my darling."


"How about for me?" Lara rose her eyebrows at him, crossing her arms over her chest as she smiled. Zayn was grumbling on his way out of his bedroom, his hair a mess atop his head. I laughed at him as I poured some syrup onto the pancakes.


"Shush." he shoed his free hand at me, rubbing his tired eyes with his other hand. 


"So, I'm pretty sure my team is going to win." I whispered over to Harry. Although, it seemed as though Lara had superior hearing, because she responded to me quicker than Harry did.


"What team?"


"WILDCATS!" Zayn shouted as loud as he could, seeming wide awake now. She jumped back at his reply, holding her heart on the off chance she may have almost endured a heart attack from his sudden outburst. 


"Who do you think you are, screaming in my house, Mr. Troy Bolton?" she growled at him.


"It was automatic, I couldn't help it." Zayn shrugged at her, smiling sleepily to himself. I took a bite of the pancake as I laughed, hopefully completely avoiding the topic of whose team it was and what team there could possibly be.


"Well, I have some plans for today." Lara squealed excitedly, taking a seat at the table next to me.


"Oh boy."


"Are we going to Disneyland?" Niall exclaimed, practically jumping out of his seat.


"No." she rose her hand to his face. He pouted upsetly, then sat back down slowly. "We're going to go meet my dad." she smiled proudly.


"Oh." I looked back to my plate, "Fun."


"Uh, no." she rolled her eyes.


"But wait! There's more!" Aurora added on.


"Okay, Billy Mays." Louis rolled his eyes at her.


"If we're being celebrities today, can I be David Beckham. I want to look at myself naked." I nodded in amusement, smirking to myself. 


"As long as I get to be Beyonce." Harry retorted raising his eyebrows at me. I shrugged at him, showing that I didn't care. If I was going to be sexy, he could be too. "So what else?" he made eye contact with Aurora, urging her to continue on.


"So, we all know how Lara's dad like, works with new bands and such?" 


We all nodded in agreement. "Well, we're going down to his studio and we get to meet some very cute girls, you hear that Zayn? Liam? Louis?" she looked to each boy as she said their name, "Possibly me and Lara, I mean I don't know man love is crazy." she shrugged, making me practially spit out my food.


"Well damn, if you think so." I shook my head at her as I giggled. Don't get me wrong, if she came out as gay then I'd be all for it. Brownie points for her for being the most comfortable person I've ever seen about that topic.


"I really wanted to go to Disneyland." Niall pouted once again, still hung up on the fact that we weren't about to go meet Mickey Mouse.


"Niall, I promise we'll go to Disneyland while we're here." Marina mocked his pouty face from across the table, before walking over to his side. He perked up a bit and dove right back into his pancakes. These pancakes were very horrid tasting, too.


"You want some Zayn?" Lara offered him a plate with a pancake as he stood at the table, watching everyone else eat. 


"I think I'm going to pass on that one." he eyed me as he spoke- I was shaking my head at him so he wouldn't get food poisoning like the rest of us might. 


"It's quiet." I noted, "Where's Sam?" 


"And Trevor."


"And Mima." Niall added on, followed by a shreik of pain. The shreik of pain was caused by Marina flicking the back of his head, and the eruption of laughter was Harry and Liam, sleepily dying over Niall in pain.


"I know where they are." Zayn was turned around, looking into the living room. I followed where he was looking, and sure enough Sam and Trevor were passed out on the couch together. I giggled quietly and shook my head. 


"Alright, I'm done with this." I slid the plate with half a pancake left, towards the middle of the table and waited for someone to claim it. "Who wants it?"


"Why don't you?" Louis seemed offended.


"Because Louis," I sighed, trying to make an excuse, "It tastes like you used orange juice and yogurt to make it." I scrunched up my face at the thought of eating an orange-strawberry-banana-slushee pancake.


"There's nothing wrong with substituting ingredients." he pouted. I opened my mouth in shock and stood up, walking away from the table. 


"You're disgusting."


"I farted on your pillow!" 


"Suck it, Tomlinson." I flicked him off as I was almost turned out of the kitchen to the stairs.


"You have to grow one first!"


I stopped at the bottom step of the stairs to laugh to myself at him. There was no way I could love anyone more than I loved Louis, honestly. He was the most amazing guy in the world, no matter how absolutely revolting he could be.


Even Harry was more classy than him, and he actually HAS farted on my pillow before. And of course, Mr. More-Classy-Than-Lou followed behind me as I went up the stairs to my room. 


"You're not actually angry right now are you?" He asked nervously. It was quite adorable how scared he could be of me sometimes. I laughed in response. "That doesn't help." he stopped on the step he was at. I reached the top and began to open the door to our room.


"No Harold. I am anything but."


"Are you trying to sound smart right now?"


"Why? Did I?" I perkily asked him.


"Absolutely not." he shook his head as he stared up at me. I fake gasped and covered my mouth as if I were offended by his statement.


"Well I do believe I am quite offended by your statements, sir." 


"Well I do believe you need to quite stop this right now, ma'am." he mocked my voice. My cheeks lifted as I smiled, and I held my hand out for him to grab. I pulled him up into the room and he went to his suitcase to find something to wear.


"Should I wear pink?" he pulled out a pink, polo shirt. I kept a straight face as I looked side to side, avoiding his question. He cocked his head to the side, looking at me with a straight face. I sighed heavily and shrugged, not making eye contact. "What's wrong?"


"Nothing." I shook my head.


"Right." he sarcastically answered, "Why do you look so flustered right now?" he laughed lightly.


"I just," I muttered, "You're going through this really awkward pink stage and I'm just starting to question it a bit."


"Why? Is pink only for girls?" he rose his eyebrows at me.


"Not technically." He bursted into laughter as I stared at him blankly. 


"Don't you like the color pink?" he asked innocently, pushing his lips out in a pout.


"Oh my gosh Harry!" I laughed loudly, "Just because I like pink doesn't mean you have to have pink everything." He stared at me with a smile, not responding to anything I said. I rose my eyebrows at him the longer I waited.


"I know." he finally said, a smug look on his face.


"Don't tell me this is a stupid bet you and Niall made." I sighed after I finally caught on to his stupid, yet adorable, everlasting smile. 


"Nope." he shook his head at me.


"My bad," I cleared my throat, "Trevor." As soon as I said Trevors name, Harry's dimples deepened and he turned around so we weren't facing each other any longer. "You guys literally make the stupidest bets." I shook my head.


"I'm just trying to make some bank babe!" he chuckled lowly, reaching into his suitcase to grab a new shirt to wear. "Zayn doesn't dance for free you know." he turned around, just to add a wink. I picked up the pink polo from the bed where he set it on and whacked him with it for his remark.


"Hey now," he stood up with his clothes in his hands and turned to face me. I cocked one hip to the side as I stood, looking up at him with a wide grin and hands on my hips. I shrugged once and he shook his head.


He slid his pants down and unfolded his new pair. "Aw look at your cute, non-existent booty." I used the tips of my fingers to give him a small pinch on his bum. Those always hurt the worst, especially on your cakes.


He jumped a bit and stepped an extra meter away from me. I rolled my eyes in laughter and went to grab something for me to change into, once I got out of the shower. "Real men don't shower!" he called to me as I closed the door. I was close to being seriously concerned about these boys lack of enthusiasm to shower.


"Can I join you?" he meekly asked as he tapped the door lightly. 


"Join Zayn." I started the water and giggled to myself. 


~~~


"I really feel like if I were famous and my song was playing on the radio, I'd just sing along obnoxiously." Liam commented as we were entering the studio to meet Lara's dad. I nodded in response, before disregarding him and blowing a bubble with my gum.


"I think I would too." Niall sighed, "Maybe call my mum and make her realize I'm not actually a disappointment."


"Oh yeah," I laughed once, "me too!" I shrugged innocently, a sarcastic laugh at the end. Harry nudged me lightly as he wrapped his arm around my lower back and pulled me closer. I was completely fine with joking around about parents at this point in life. 


"Dani." he grunted at me, not seeming very amused by my comment. 


"You joke about that stuff." I defended myself.


"Yeah but," he made a face and me and shook his head, "Whatever babe." he shrugged me off and let go of my side. I closed my eyes for a second and sighed deeply before continuing on to the back door with everyone else.


"Well if we're going to be a two man group we should make up a name!" I oveheard Niall and Liam's conversation. You miss 30 seconds of their lives and they're already planning to become famous singers. 


"You guys should be Dumb and Dumber." Sam suggested, a sarcastic yet almost serious look was evident on her face as she watched the two bicker over what names were 'bangin'' or 'hip' or any other awkward word they could use to describe it.


"I don't know," Nialls hand came up to his lips as he played with them for a second. He looked completely serious as he stared back at Liam, "Do you think we'd have copyright issues with that?" 


"I'm guessing you're Dumber, right?" Sam took the words right out of my mouth.


"Well to be fair, Liam is slightly less dumb than me." Niall retorted.


"But his glasses make him look sophisticated! Right Marina?" I stepped a bit closer, adding on to the conversation. Marina gave me a death glare and I giggled in response. 


"Oh yeah! It's all in the glasses mate." Niall shrugged. He had probably mentally decided that he was going to be Dumb. Although if we were using dumb as just a regular adjective, he was definitely dumb. 


"Hello guys, sorry about the wait!" A tall man with a clean shave walked in. He had dark hair with bits of gray coming in, although his lack of any wrinkles made him look like he was about in his early 30's.


"We don't mind." Louis was standing in the front of our large group of old children. I'd usually say young adults, but could I really call us adults and be serious about it? The answer is no.


"Great!" he clapped his hands together, "My name is Gary, I'm Lara's father. And you guys are all her friends, am I correct?" he smiled and everyone let out small 'yeah's' or 'mhmm's'. Except for Harry, who muttered 'What the fuck is a Lara?' and got a small elbow in his side, courtesy of me. 


"Nice to meet you guys." he shook hands with Lou. How professional. It was the first time he was meeting his future father-in-law, and we all witnessed it. Loura was slowly becoming my OTP. Next to Zaygels- Zayn and Bagels. "I was just meeting up with a new group that we're going to be recording with. Come on." he gestured for us to follow him.


He called Lara over, and they talked for a few moments before he told us he'd be back in a bit. "So my dad was like, 'Yo Lara, we gots some of these chips 'nd shit 'nd lot's of food 'cause I know you's a hungry hungry hippo' and I was like 'Yo dad-slice, you know what's up!' and basically there's a room down there where we can mess around in a studio and eat food." 


"He's going to let us mess around in a sound booth?" I asked worriedly.


"Indeed." she smiled slyly, heading down to the room we were going to be spending some time in while her dad finished up some business. I told them I was going to go to the bathroom first, and then meet them.


I walked into the restroom she led me to and stopped to look at myself in the mirror. I pushed up my hair to give it a bit of volume and then blew myself a kiss. "That's cute." a girl giggled as she walked out of one of the stalls.


I laughed with her for a few seconds before I looked at her reflection in the mirror as she washed her hands. "Oh my god." I muttered, holding in my squeals. "You're Jade! You were on X-Factor and my friends and I completely love you!"


"Aw," she cooed as she turned off the sink and got some paper towels, "Thanks. Yeah we were just talking to the company right now about recording." she shrugged.


"You should definitely record with them." Dang, Lara's dad should pay me for free advertising. Technically, it wouldn't be free though. "But yeah, my friends dad is the owner so we're getting to like, mess around in here and eat food."


"I want to eat food!" she whined in laughter. "What kind of food?" she rose her eyebrows at me. 


"I'm not really sure yet, I haven't had the chance to look." I shrugged. "I'd totally invite you to come chill with us, but I mean, you're probably busy and then there's also the fact that-"


"I am anything but busy. We were ready to leave and go lay in bed and watch Netflix on my laptop." 


"Sounds like my entire life." I giggled. "But there's also the fact that I have 6 completely idiotic, boy's piled in there with us and you might be attacked or awkwardly stared at for excessive amounts of time."


"But..." she looked off into the distance before holding her hand to her chest, "food."


"They're going to be too thrilled." I shook my head in laughter before urging her to follow me.


"Hello my loves!" I dramatically entered the room, leaving Jade in the hallway.


"You seem excited." Harry commented, cupcake crumbs spitting out of his mouth. I looked over to him and blinked a few times. He smiled like a child as he reached up and wiped his mouth with his hand. 


"Use a napkin." Lara shoved a napkin on his face. 


"Napkins are for girls!" Niall hollered obnoxiously, shoving an entire cupcake in his mouth. I watched as his chocolate crumbs also fell onto the floor. I felt bad for the janitors here. 


"Anyways," I laughed, going to continue on and introduce Jade. 


"Dani, will you get me a napkin?" Niall asked quietly. 


"I'm trying to say something." I rolled my eyes, growing irritated. "And didn't you just say they were for-"


"Just one, please?" he cut me off. 


"I met someon-"


"Who is he? I'll kill him." Harry cut me off this time. I covered my face with my hands, hiding my anger.


"Oh my god, just come in." I groaned, opening the door. 


"Sounds like a fiesta in here!" she exclaimed, walking in excitedly. Niall spit out his cupcake into his napkin and wiped his face. 


"Hi, I'm Niall." he introduced himself excitedly, racing up to her and shaking her hand. I knew one of these boys was bound to go gaga over her. 


"Hi Niall. I would've guessed, cupcake teeth?" she shrugged happily, walking away and going to the table with food on it. Her eyes lit up at the sight, and I had to say I was getting quite hungry myself, just from watching everyone eat. 


Zayn poured himself a cup of lemonade and my eyes widened. "I haven't peed yet!" I exclaimed, running back out into the hallway and down to the bathroom. Damn celebrities, interrupting my bathroom time. 


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a/n: WOW. this came out of nowhere hahahah i wrote this up real quick for you guys because i FINALLY finished my spanish project and i have NO MORE PROJECTS DUE HALLELUJAH!!

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