Josh: I'm going to the store. What do you guys want?
Simon: Those gay Cheerios please
Josh: ?
Harry: Do you mean fucking fruit loops?
Simon: Yeah those
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Simon: My goal in life is to be a trophy wife
Vikk: A trophy husband?
Simon: No, Wife.
Jj: Need you religiously
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*GC without Simon*
Jj: What should I get Simon for his birthday?
Harry: Rocks
Jj: What why?
Harry: Just trust me.

Simon: HE GOT ME ROCKS 💓💓
Harry: Told you.
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Haha get the caption? Cuz the last one is about rocks? It's a pun. Please don't click off.

Bye bye