Narrator POV
Here we see a purple demon woman talking to Blitz where she was disguising her reason for why she is hiring them and that she is well smoking a cigar.
Purple demon: SHES NOT A HERO!!!!
Thor; knock it off.
Thor was there to stop her from lashing at his boss and this caught her off guard and she nearly stumbled in fear from Thor showing up and then she got back up and looked at Thor in fear and shock at this moment.
Thor; lash at my boss you will not like what happens.
Purple demon; riiiiiiiight
Then when the 3 of them leaved the office of blitz and this happened into resulting a arrow being fired and it bounced off of everything till blitz caught it and the eel tank fell over and set fire to the office.
Blitz; DAMNIT MOXXIE I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS
Then Momica came in and was like confused and frightened by what happened
Momica: WHAT DID I MISS???
So after all that happened the client left in a cab and was leaving the area. And said a bunch of things like "or its free"
Moxxie; when did we make that deal?
Blitz;YOU SET FIRE TO MY OFFICE DICK SHIT!!!!
Momica; did that book you guys used survived the flames?
Loona; you mean our only way to the other side yeah i got it.
Blitz; and thats why youre my favorite loonie you get treat now
Thor; the fuck?
Loona was so grossed out by that as she watched Blitz eat the dog treat and that made Thor gag a bit from that action and it was nasty as shit to the group so Momica looked at loona and was about to ask her something.
Momica; is he always this way?
Loona; yeah he is and its so gross.
Then the portal opened up and the imps and Thor entered through the portal and they entered the mortal realm and there they see the family there about to feast on a dinner for the night and Blitz looked at Thor and was about to speak to him and say this to him.
Blitz; Thor wait here only act until we absolutely need you to do something ok?
Thor; normally i would smash your head in with a hammer for giving me that order but i will let it slide for now.
Blitz and the 2 others then go to the targets and that results in Blitz pulling out his sniper rifle and he points it at the mother and moxxie was sweating up a storm and moxxie began to speak to Blitz as he pointed the gun at the mother.
Moxxie;are we really killing a family?
Blitz; No we're ruining a family.
Then this resulted Moxxie fucking up Blitz's chance to kill the woman and then all the family pulled out guns and started acting like homicidal psychos and Thor was wondering do they need him because he can hear Blitz yelling very loudly a phrase he knew means he needs him.
Blitz;A NEW HOLE SCATTER!!!!
Thor then came crashing through the forest and lighting was coming from all over the place
Thor; blitz where are you?
Then after a Millie was knocked out by the husband blitz was running and he was having a phone call from stolas and so he pulled out his phone and he said to the bird brain the following line.
Blitz;Stolas this is a bad time.
Stolas was talking to blitz and he was like talking about how he needs to have his magic book with him on hand to do as he puts it his quote on quote job and then the bird demon was making some weird sexual comments and shit about the stuff he's gonna do to Blitz and as Moxxie was about to shoot the woman who was gonna shoot the tied up Blitz and Millie and then Thor stopped him and he looked at moxxie.
Thor; let me take care of it
Then Thor made a massive blast of thunder and lightning at the mother reducing her entire body to a huge pile of ashes and this scared the husband into running away from this man. This made moxxie untie blitz and Millie and Millie hugged moxxie and blitz got up from the ground and looked at Thor and gave him thumbs up.
Blitz; you know I should've had you do all this from the beginning Thor.
Thor; no shit blitz now lets leave this place it reeks of shit
Then after all that moxxie went to confront the rest of them and then he called 911 and then a whole bunch of FBI shows up and they have their spotlights pointing right at the house and then suddenly the whole entire house is blown to kingdom come and so back at the office they all had cake and saw that blitz had a arm that resulted in Momica patching up his arm and then they celebrated the fact they did their job right and Thor was just having some mead. And then he heard the purple demon say this to them all.
Purple demon; thats messed up but i payed for it
Thor; that is correct.
Blitz; fuck that family.
Bonus scenes
As Thor was just walking down the streets and he sees a 7ft tall woman walking with a girl with grey skin and a giant x for a eye and she had long grey hair. Curiousness got the best of Thor and he walked over to them and they looked right at him and they were a bit intimidated by him cause they know who he is and the grey girl got in front of the tall girl.
???: stop right there what do you want?
Thor; you know who i am correct?
???:you are Thor the god of thunder.
Thor; you 2 admit a energy that is pure yet foolish
Charlie: thank you I'm Charlie
Thor; yeah I know who you are princess of hell.
Thor then looked at her and was having a heart race but he kept his act together and flew off.
Charlie: that was weird.