Wow! I'm so full from that delicious eyeball stu and frog jello. I walk outside but I have been caught by my brother. He is hugging me. Hugging me!

"Y/N, where are you going?"

I replied by saying, "Outside to see my lovely friend, Donkey of course".

I have been close friends with Donkey since diapers. We are really close, but I don't like him in that way of course. He is a donkey after all.

Donkeys are dumb.

"Fine Y/N! I won't miss you
anyway." I feel so loved.

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." My brother likes to speak Welsh sometimes.

I go outside and burp loudly. I like being better than other ogres. They are all NOOBS!

I continue burping until I hear someone say something to me.

"Better out than in I always say, Y/N!"