I stand at the alter waiting for Mick to walk down the isle, after a couple of minutes the organ starts to play, I see James Hetfield  and on his arm was Mick with his beautiful long white dress flowing in the wind despite this being an indoor wedding. as Mick gets up to the alter and the priest starts mumbling away... "Mick Thomson, do you take Garfield to be your lawfully wedded husband in sickness and in health?" the priest said. "I do" mick said as a tear drop fell from his cheek and into his "cheeks" "and do you Garfield, take Mick to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness and in health?" the priest said, after a long pause and through tears i finally say "i do"

[cue livin la vida loca by ricky martin as credits role]