Chapter 4: y/n cant cook

'cooking stream with the one and only, gnf' they pressed the go live button. "heyyy chat. holy, theres a lot of you guys" y/n said. "the name 'gnf' attracts fans like crazy" I said. "okay. chat. today we are baking cookies, then turkey...? is that how you say it? baking turkey?" they asked. "cooking. we are cooking turkey" I said. i started a discord call and karl, quackity, dream, and sapnap joined. for a bit they were baking and I was reading the donos. "alright ummmm" I said.


'who are they? George did you get a partner?" I went red "I-- NO WAIT-- this isn't even my account!" I shouted back. dream texted me


DWEAM


dream> ooooh George has got a crushhh


gnf> SHUTUP.


dream> you didn't deny it thoooo


gnf> THE FK NO I JUST MET THEM YESTERDAY


dream> love at first sight? thats even better!


gnf> im done with you


dream>we weren't even together


gnf> NOT. LIKE. THAT


I went back to reading donos and ignored dream spamming me.


'y/n are you and George datinggg??' "sapnap shut the fk up I know your alt" I said. "fk off George it wasn't me!" sapnap said. "yeah sure, 'pandascanpvp' isn't you" I said. "sapnap stop lying wasn't that your old minecraft account?" dream asked. then he muted. he FKING MUTED. "that b.tch doesn't wanna confess it was him" quackity said. "now say THAT in Spanish. that would be HOT" karl said. "esa perra no quiere confesar que fue el" quackity said.


'y/n im gonna donate 4000 dollars' "that was Wilbur" I said.


'oooh Wilbur likes y/nnnn' "SHUTUP SAPNAP" me and y/n yelled in sync. "IT FKING WASNT ME" Sapnap yelled. "PANDASCANPVP WAS YOUR OLD MINECRAFT ACCOUNT FK OFF" dream yelled. "yeah I'll fk off into you---" "FK NO AREN'T YOU DATING KARL AND QUACKITY" dream yelled back. "are you cheating....?" karl faked sad. "this is chaos...." I said. "Nicolas, te odio, perra, te odio, perra, te mataré mientras duermes" quackity said. "how can you say that so calm...?" y/n asked. "you know Spanish?" quackity asked. "yeah I took classes and now im fluent" y/n said. "no karl im not cheating on you, just add dream" sapnap said. "your weird. no" dream said. "I will fk you weird--" "SAPNAP SAY THAT TO KARL INSTEAD" dream Yelled. "yeah say that to me instead-- WAIT" Karl yelled. "GEORGE GET BACK TO YOUR DONOS" he finished. "I am I am" I said.


"IM BURNING TO COOKIES" y/n yelled. I jumped up and shut the oven off. "there." I took the cookies out. "you cant burn them if they are not there" I said. "go back to reading donos. I wanna make the turkey" y/n said giving me a little push. "fine" I sat back down.


we ended the stream, and the call so they could pack. two more days until I could see my best friends. y/n decided to stay for awhile. we were talking, sitting on the sofa in my living room. I saw a notification that dream went live 'practicing for mcc w/ Tommyinnit, Boomerna, and badboyhalo' the mcc that I wasn't in. I clicked on it anyways. I was sat by y/n, we were both watching them.


'Dream, how do you feel about big sales at build mart' a dono said. "how do I feel about big sales at build mart? its easy" dream said. "its hard. being under pressure" bad said. "SHUT THE FK UP BAD ITS EASY" Tommy yelled. "LANGUAGE YOU MUFFIN HEAD! YOUR MAKING RAT BARK" bad yelled back. "rat, luna! luna, do you want my carrot..?" bad asked. ( what's about to happen is based on bass stream the day this chapter was written, not exactly the same) boomer started laughing. "WHAT? WHAT!?" bad yelled. "t-the carrot!" he was basically screaming between laughs. "yeah. rats gonna eat a carrot. do you ahem a carrot to give to her?" bad asked. "I have a carrot but she cant have it!" boomer laughed. "thats mean. share your carrot!" bad laughed. "but its attached!" boomer yelled. everyone started laughing. "How is a carrot attached..." it was solely obvious that bad was confused. "he means his d.ck bad..." Tommy admitted. "LANGUAGE! LANGUAGE TOMMY" bad yelled. "and how do you get a ..... from a carrot!" bad yelled. "I don't know!" boomer yelled.

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